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|A decade ago I had to throw Ben Smith / Polybun out of my house during a party for trying to brandish a knife and threatening to stab someone just because they took his picture. He was that sort of unhinged, and it only got WAY WORSE since then.|{{Twitter|TrissWinters|Triss Winters}} | |A decade ago I had to throw ((((((Ben Smith)))))) / Polybun out of my house during a party for trying to brandish a knife and threatening to stab someone just because they took his picture. He was that sort of unhinged, and it only got WAY WORSE since then.|{{Twitter|TrissWinters|Triss Winters}} | ||
|For about a half-decade, I’ve infiltrated these alt-right furry chat groups to identify these people before they enact violence. Obviously, in the case of Polybun, he slipped my radar, and I’m fucked up about it.|[[ | |For about a half-decade, I’ve infiltrated these alt-right furry chat groups to identify these people before they enact violence. Obviously, in the case of Polybun, he slipped my radar, and I’m fucked up about it.|[[DeoTasDevil]], who thought she really had any sway in this. | ||
|Fears have been percolating for years about a shooting happening at a furry convention, there’s a fairly dedicated little fringe of malcontents who want to hurt people because they’re damaged inside. You can’t be a furry and a Nazi at the same time, they still try, but there’s no place they should belong.|[[Dogpatch Press]], who is a gigantic faggot btw. | |Fears have been percolating for years about a shooting happening at a furry convention, there’s a fairly dedicated little fringe of malcontents who want to hurt people because they’re damaged inside. You can’t be a furry and a Nazi at the same time, they still try, but there’s no place they should belong.|[[Dogpatch Press]], who is a gigantic faggot btw. | ||
|It’s partly a tech platform issue; sites like Twitter and Facebook have allowed this dangerous discourse to spread. We need to identify the people benefiting from preying on lost souls like Ben Smith, examine their networks, and explore how to shut them down.”|Dogpatch Press wants to [[SHUT IT DOWN]]! | |It’s partly a tech platform issue; sites like Twitter and Facebook have allowed this dangerous discourse to spread. We need to identify the people benefiting from preying on lost souls like ((((((Ben Smith)))))), examine their networks, and explore how to shut them down.”|Dogpatch Press wants to [[SHUT IT DOWN]]! | ||
|My overall impression is of someone on the periphery who regularly lashed out in anger, he seems to have used a furry art site I now lead, Inkbunny, a decade ago for a period of roughly a year.|[[GreenReaper]] | |My overall impression is of someone on the periphery who regularly lashed out in anger, he seems to have used a furry art site I now lead, Inkbunny, a decade ago for a period of roughly a year.|[[GreenReaper]] | ||
|used to join the IRC [instant messaging system] channel for my community, and describe in substantial detail, how he was going to go on a cross-country road trip, visiting and murdering all of us in ways that we would suffer. To say that we got in touch with law enforcement would be an understatement. They didn’t care.|Ariadne Conill | |used to join the IRC [instant messaging system] channel for my community, and describe in substantial detail, how he was going to go on a cross-country road trip, visiting and murdering all of us in ways that we would suffer. To say that we got in touch with law enforcement would be an understatement. They didn’t care.|Ariadne Conill | ||
|In 2004, in my younger and more purposely wreckless days, I created an IRC channel on Furnet with a few edgy babyfurs. One of these was a yellow rabbit calling himself Polybun. We bonded over punk rock and metal. He became more unhinged over time, threatening my life a few times. I regret ever having socialized with him.|{{ | |In 2004, in my younger and more purposely wreckless days, I created an IRC channel on Furnet with a few edgy babyfurs. One of these was a yellow rabbit calling himself Polybun. We bonded over punk rock and metal. He became more unhinged over time, threatening my life a few times. I regret ever having socialized with him.|{{yt|@|Aquariusfiar}} | ||
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He also had a 16-year long friendship with FUCKING [[Pamperchu]], as omitted by Pamperchu himself. They most likely met on one of those babyfur IRC channels. | He also had a 16-year long friendship with FUCKING [[Pamperchu]], as omitted by Pamperchu himself. They most likely met on one of those babyfur IRC channels. | ||
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Revision as of 21:08, 30 May 2025
| Benjamin Jeffrey Smith | |
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| Born | November 28, 1979 (46 years old) |
| Nationality: | American |
| Highscore | Killed 2, injured 3 |
| Top 50? | Nein |
| Style | FPS, single player |
| An Hero? | No, incapacitated |
| Motive: | America Furst; Anti-Antifa; Black Lives (Don't) Matter; White Rose conspiracy theories; Lionization of Kyle Rittenhouse |

Polybun (Powerword: Benjamin Jeffrey Smith) is a babyfur turned Kyle Rittenhouse wannabe from Portland, Oregon, known for his particularly violent and unhinged tantrums. His Inkbunny accounts were banned and IP blocked in 2012 by moderators for abusive comments and he was banned from many of Oregon’s furry conventions and events for his behavior, including a time when he was kicked out of a house party for brandishing a knife and threatening to kill somebody because they took a picture of him. Literally nobody within the furry community who were aware of him were surprised to hear that he would go on to become the perpetrator of a mass-shooting. Aside from being the William Atchison of the furry fandom, he is also noted for making his mark in furry history as one of the original founders of the first #babyfur IRC channel on Furnet. His fursona is a juvenile yellow rabbit and he was personally described as an edgelord and an epic troll by many, but no amount of infantilistic escapism could subdue the bestial spirit of hatred that was festering in his soul. Come the period of COVID-induced madness, Benjamin Smith reportedly joined the White Rose Telegram channel, a trolling organization known for spreading COVID misinformation and cliché Qanon-style conspiracy theories. According to his roommate, he got angrier and more rightwing over the years preluding the Normandale Park shooting and was slipping “further and further down this alt right rabbit hole”.
Selected Quotes
The Shootout

On February 19, 2022, Ben Smith entered Normandale Park, Portland, equipped with a .45 caliber handgun and the intent to kill some commie bastards. During this time, their was an ongoing riot over the death of some nigger who wasn't George Floyd. Upon arrival, Benjamin began shouting death threats just as he had done so a thousand times on the internet before. He soon amassed a crowd trying to deescalate the situation before firing 8 shots into the crowd, hitting five. He only managed to get one kill and unlike his idol, Kyle Rittenhouse, he wasn't even acting in self-defense; and what's more? He wasn't even shooting at protestors, just traffic safety volunteers. Benjamin's shooting spree was swiftly concluded when an actual protester thereafter shot him in the hip with a model which evidence suggests was a rifle of some kind, leaving him wheelchair bound. Now he gets to shit his diapers all day long while staff change him. Furries just keep winning.
One victim later died in 2024 due to injuries sustained from the attack, thus raising Ben's kill count to two.
Benjamin will now be rotting behind a prison cell for at least 55 years to life. Imagine his shock when he wasn't let scotch free like his idol, Kyle Rittenhouse.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 2/20 (3 injured) - lol. imagine dying to a babyfur. This is pathetic even for antifa.
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| Accuracy: | 15/20 Fired 8 rounds, hit 5 people.
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| Style: | 0/20 Lame. Got incapacitated almost immediately by a counter-shooter.
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| Butthurt: | 5/20 Who even remembers this guy except furry lolcow historians?
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| Bonus: | 10/20 Being a weirdo.
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Reactions
The Portland Police Bureau tried to cover up the incident by publishing misinformation about the attack. They falsely claimed that Benjamin Smith was a homeowner and that he shot at armed protesters. It was only until three years after the fact that the police chief issued a formal apology because he was too ashamed to admit that he was covering up for a babyfur degenerate and not the based property defender he initially thought he was.
Following the attack, a few furries stepped up to voice their opinions on the matter and recollect their experiences with the individual. Rolling Stone even published an article collecting the responses of a few furry big-shots concerning the incident.
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He also had a 16-year long friendship with FUCKING Pamperchu, as omitted by Pamperchu himself. They most likely met on one of those babyfur IRC channels.
See Also
- Brandon Scott Hole - Brony workplace shooter.
- Fullerton Triple Homicide - Murder case perpetrated by a furry duo.
- Rox-Yin & Kira - Attempted murder case perpetrated by furry duo.
- Payton Gendron - Alleged furry neo-Nazi marketplace shooter.
- William Atchison - Pretty much the same person.
- Audrey Hale - pooner furfag school shooter.
- Kyle Rittenhouse - His inspiration.
- Robert Benjamin Smith - Unrelated mass-shooter from 1966.
External Links
TOW coverage- ADL article
Wikifur coverage- Flayrah coverage; squabbles in the comment section ahoy!
- 'He Slipped My Radar, and I'm F–ked Up About It': Furries Speak Out About Alleged Portland Shooter - Rolling Stone
- 'Completely predictable': the Portland shooting and fears of escalating extremism in America - The Gaurdian
Personal Accounts
- Polyhead.net; his ancient personal website.
- @polyhead - his Telegram account.
- Polyhead - his LJ account.
- u/Polybun - his Reddit account.
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