Ariana Grande

This fanbase needs a serious clean up. Somebody should do something about it.

Ariana Grande
Born	June 26, 1993 (32 years old)
Nationality	Americunt
Ethnicity	Always changing!
Gender	Female
Occupation	Singer, Actress, Homewrecker

Ariana Grande-Butera is a feminazi attention whore who talks in a weird, annoying baby-voice, makes perpetual duck-faces when taking selfies and has dumped numerous men to get in touch with the dicks of men that are already in happy loving relationships, was apparently responsible for a terrorist attack in England, as well as the pathetic suicide of Mac Miller. Did you know she also has a serial killer fetish?

No shame in stealing taken men

Once upon a time, Ariana's parents divorced when she was a little girl with a blossoming sexual thirst. As a result, she began to steal men away from their significant others only to cheat on them with another taken man after getting bored of the very men she took from their ex partners. From Jai Brooks, to Nathan Sykes, the list goes on and on and on. Big Sean's ex, Naya Rivera, wrote that Ariana was with Big Sean, while Naya Rivera was engaged to Big Sean. His cheating with Ariana was what led her to call off the engagement.

Ariana's history of being a man stealing whore Asking people to dump their girlfriends in favor of her washed up pussy Defending her homewrecking behavior Even the lesbians are scared of her! Her face ain't looking so baby anymore! Previous Video | Next Video

The Nickelodeon Days

Ariana was pretty much Dan Schneider's personal favorite piece of jailbait to work with. He would constantly cuddle her like she was some sort of trophy wife session after session, always ready to beat his teeny tiny meat to her stinky smelly feet. She also doesn't get along well with certain celebrities. She had a feud with Victoria Justice back in the Victorious days where she blamed Victoria for ending the show which made fans angry with Victoria. In "What's Next For Sarah?", a parody of Ariana Grande was called "Gloriana" pokes fun at Ariana's narcissistic demeanor and her claiming to be a vegan while wearing leather bags and stuff with animal fur on it. Some time after the sisterhood in Dan Schneider's prison of fap-material fantasies ended, Jennette called out Ariana's skank ass for having been such a naughty nasty whorebag. Rumor has it, Ariana took all the hush money so that she doesn't end up in a strip club full of men who have lost their virginities to their cum-ridden hands looking at petite women. Thanks to Jennette's call outs about her, Ariana got butthurt as hell and put her on a list of people interviewers are not allowed to ask her about in addition to Mariah Carey, an old hag who's only popular during Christmas season that accused her of being a copy cat voice-wise. Sike! Ariana molested Mariah into collaborating with her on a remix of Yes, And?, where she tried to fight back against the homewrecker label and empower her fellow whores, but failed miserably to appeal to the usual numbers. As if the other two jailbait victims of Dan weren't enough, Ariana got full on ASSHURT when Asian star Kris Wu was #1 on iTunes instead of her, likes a shady tweet... her fans seeing this, they begin to write hateful comments about and towards Kris Wu. Singer songwriter Alexander Delon tweeted about Ariana: "hope none of my fans ever have the displeasure of meeting @ArianaGrande. most stuck up, disrespectful person I've ever met in this industry."

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  Ariana talking shit about Victoria
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  Which lead to a bunch of jailbait infected with GOTIS attacking Victoria ruthlessly.
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  More butthurt jailbaits attacking Victoria.
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  Jennette calling Ariana out for cheating
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  Jennette's big ol "fuck you" letter to Ariana

An accurate protrayal on what it was like on the set with Dan's favorite jailbait actress

Her first foybriend, Graham Phillips was her longest lasting relationship before an unrelenting series of relationships that fail to last as long because she just can't contain her smol, jailbait sized tits when she sees a man who is already in a relationship, ready to ride their worn out dicks. At first, the second victim of her split up reverse harem, some lesbian-with-a-dick prankster named Jai Brooks was a total simp for her, calling her hot and all that stuff no sane human being (or at least one whose hands don't stink like cum or coochie every second) would ever say about someone as shitty as Ugliana. But wait! There were two arcs of that relationship! The first arc ended when Grande-Puta predictably cheated on him with Nathan Dyke with a Dick Sykes. They later got back together because Jai was a sucker for immature, overactive pussy at the time. But then a second breakup happened. Not because Jai was bad at sex, not because Jai's dick was two sizes too small, but because Jai didn't come comfort her when her grandfather croaked! Bawwwww... What the fuck kind of excuse is that to dump someone who busted his lezzie looking ass to come back to you after you cheat on them with your next victim of short lasting relationships!?

The infamous donut shop incident

She hates America, much like the rest of the planet.

Ariana claims to be vegan, but wears a whole lot of Chanel and Louis Vuitton bags which are all leather. She has worked with MAC Cosmetics which tests on animals and she worked with Reebok whose sneakers are leather. Being vegan means you want nothing to do with anything that's from animals (that's both eating and wearing stuff) perhaps Ariana forgets that when she looks at all her designer handbags. But wait, she's done something much worse that ultimately proves that she's faking her veganism...

The infamous incident in a donut-shop! She started by shouting "What the fuck is that!?' to the worker showed a tray of sweets. When the worker wasn't looking, she along with Ricky Alvarez licked donuts that they hadn't paid for like they did during their oral sex sessions every night. She first tried to blame her bratty, air-head behavior on a serious worry with children becoming obese in America by licking donuts in a donut-shop and then buying one yourself (only eating half a donut, because restrictions and pro-ana) and being a brat to the person working there fights the good fight when it comes to obesity. The incident ultimately resulted in Ariana getting banned from the donut shop and predictably breaking up with Ricky. After that pathetic apology, she went on TV to apologize, ending the appearance with promoting her new music coming up. Of course, people thought she was joking when she said "I hate America" and acted extremely disrespectful towards the employee in the donut shop.

Her Grande appetite for sex

What happened to getting pissed at Kris Wu for making it to the top that one time?

Sluttiana swears that she hates when men objectify women, but always objectifies men as evident with all her male dancers all have six-pack abs, a leather jacket that's open so they can show off their muscles and tight jeans on in addition to always singing about having sex. She makes songs like "Side To Side" which are all about getting fucked so hard, she can't walk straight and makes videos (Dangerous Woman) where all she does is writhe in her lingerie, stockings, choker and high heels on a couch, and wears body-suits on stage, cat-ear-headbands, winks at the camera man in her music videos, takes off her clothes in music videos in slow-motion (Break Free). At one point, she loved Nicki Minaj so much, that she did a song that has to do with those two hoes in bed together. So how come she gets mad when someone sexualizes her? She sees it to be empowering herself as a woman (and pretends it's all about her feeling good about herself.) But if a man finds her sexy, then suddenly the man is objectifying her and being sexist. But that didn't stop her from "accidentally" posting a video of her and a female friend kissing each other. The need for attention never ends. Her being a little sexy helps her get what she wants. Always wanting to be center of attention, she once herself into a Twitter fight between Kanye West and Drake (that has nothing to do with her) and makes fun of the men, saying: "i know there are grown men arguing online rn but miley and i dropping our beautiful, new songs tonight so if y’all could please jus behave for just like a few hours so the girls can shine that’d be so sick thank u."

EMPOWERED, STRONG, GROUNDED, NOT ASKING FOR IT. SEXY, SOULFUL, NOT ASKING FOR IT.

EMPOWERED, STRONG, GROUNDED, NOT ASKING FOR IT. SEXY, SOULFUL, NOT ASKING FOR IT.

EMPOWERED, STRONG, GROUNDED, NOT ASKING FOR IT. SEXY, SOULFUL, NOT ASKING FOR IT.

EMPOWERED, STRONG, GROUNDED, NOT ASKING FOR IT. SEXY, SOULFUL, NOT ASKING FOR IT.

EMPOWERED, STRONG, GROUNDED, NOT ASKING FOR IT. SEXY, SOULFUL, NOT ASKING FOR IT.

EMPOWERED, STRONG, GROUNDED, NOT ASKING FOR IT. SEXY, SOULFUL, NOT ASKING FOR IT.

EMPOWERED, STRONG, GROUNDED, NOT ASKING FOR IT. SEXY, SOULFUL, NOT ASKING FOR IT.

She thinks having sex with her is gonna turn her into a deity even though her ass kissing stans sure treat her like one! Having a lesbian affair with Nicki Minaj. Previous Video | Next Video

	“	I was a liar, I gave into the fire, I know I should have fought it. At least I'm being honest. Felt like a failure cuz I know that I failed ya I should have done you better cuz you don't want a liar.	„
	— Ariana describing herself so eloquently

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Relationship with Mac Miller that lead up to his death

Just did it... lolfgt

Butthurt fans of talentless wigger Mac Miller claim Ariana was definitely responsible for his suicide. Think about it, she dumped him to get onto another man's dick just to spite him for not giving her hungry little pussy enough attention. Like the fake bitch she is, she would constantly talk shit about Mac Miller after they broke up - instead of keeping their reasons for breaking up private - she wrote about how he was toxic and she felt like she was a mother for him because he was sick - but when he became an hero, she talked about him being an angel. The only people who are calling people assholes for saying that Ariana's cheating ass contributed to Mac getting so depressed and eliminating himself from the earth obviously masturbate to this whore's shitty music, whether they be pieces of jailbait running "stan" accounts, pedophiles who like when women have small loli tits, snort cocaine and fill their genitals up with drugs, or go as far as to dream about licking her pussy clean knowing how much that will satisfy her sick mind.

Relationship with Pete Davidson

Rumor has it that Ariana only started seeing Pete just to make Mac jealous! Pete Davidson would talk about her like an object, saying he felt like he won a prize. Ariana got matching tattoos with Pete and made a song for him on her album, yet five months after they'd been engaged, they split up and she was pissed Pete made SNL jokes about their break-up, but then made a music video where she shaded her ex, Pete, saying "thank you, next" and putting him in a burn book, like from the movie Mean Girls, but always preaching forgiveness and love, only. Ariana thought it was okay for her to use her exes when she makes her "art", but apparently when Pete does his comedy, it's the end of the world was we know it.

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Wrecking a home while working on Wicked

After successfully catering to chocolate people with her Thank U Next album and pretended to be Asian for a while, she proceeded to wash off all her fake melanin and usurp the identity of Good Witch Bitch Glinda from Wicked. She denies ever getting plastic surgery in a video, though one could argue she probably got a nose job and she most definitely has tried lip fillers and always wears extensions on her head to have long hair. But wait! That's not all! She also stole an ugly ginger man named Ethan Slater away from his high school sweetheart with the power of making Ethan's dick dance all the way to her rancid coochie after having just aided in baby making the year prior. In addition to crying on interviews for the dogshit fanfiction of a movie, she constantly flirts with Cynthia Erivo, a dyke who stole a woman from another woman and got triggered over people making pussy jokes about Elphaba.

AND IT TURNS OUT SHE STOLE ETHAN JUST FOR THE FILM AND DOESN'T ACTUALLY FIND HIM HOT

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See also

• Ariana Grande Massacre
• Mac Miller
• Wicked (Movie)

External Links

• Ariana disrespecting a murder victim's family

Ariana Grande is part of the following series:

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  Music
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  Whores
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  Sex
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  Social Justice