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'''Tian Mingjian''' was a 30-year-old soldier from [[China|West Taiwan]]. He worked for the Chinese army for 10 years. He was supposedly [[Foreshadowing|an extremely gifted sharpshooter]]. How exactly did glorious [[China|CCP]] reward Tian? The camp's birth control officer forced his wife to get an [[abortion]] because of the one child policy, even though the two wanted a boy. Tian's wife was 7 months pregnant at the time of finding out, and the abortion would end up [[raping]] her to death. Tian was very [[butthurt]] over this, mainly due to his wife being killed by the very army that employed him, so he plotted an attack that would cause lulz even after three decades. | '''Tian Mingjian''' was a 30-year-old soldier from [[China|West Taiwan]]. He worked for the Chinese army for 10 years. He was supposedly [[Foreshadowing|an extremely gifted sharpshooter]]. How exactly did glorious [[China|CCP]] reward Tian? The camp's birth control officer forced his wife to get an [[abortion]] because of the one child policy, even though the two wanted a boy. Tian's wife was 7 months pregnant at the time of finding out, and the abortion would end up [[raping]] her to death. Tian was very [[butthurt]] over this, mainly due to his wife being killed by the very army that employed him, so he plotted an attack that would cause lulz even after three decades. | ||
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==Attack== | |||
Tian shot his coworkers before shooting some random Iranian (Note to whoever sees this: I'm tired as shit and I have to sleep. I'll edit this shit when I wake up) | Tian shot his coworkers before shooting some random Iranian (Note to whoever sees this: I'm tired as shit and I have to sleep. I'll edit this shit when I wake up) | ||
{{GradedScore|29|Epic|5|What a letdown|20|Revenge on the CCP|20|Makes Xi the Pooh and other Ching Chong leaders afraid to this day|20|Terrorist attack for a birthday celebration, lol|94|A+|China's best high scorer}} | {{GradedScore|29|Epic|5|What a letdown|20|Revenge on the CCP|20|Makes Xi the Pooh and other Ching Chong leaders afraid to this day|20|Terrorist attack for a birthday celebration, lol|94|A+|China's best high scorer}} | ||
{{WantedLevel|5|}} | {{WantedLevel|5|}} | ||
==External Links== | |||
*{{Wikilink|Tian_Mingjian_incident|TOW coverage}} | |||
{{azn}} | {{azn}} | ||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Revision as of 22:34, 29 January 2025
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Beijing Birthday Bash looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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| Tian Mingjian | |
| Born | September 20, 1964 |
| Died | September 20, 1994 (aged 30) |
| Nationality: | Xie Hua Piao Piao 
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| Highscore | Killed 28, injured 80 |
| Top 50? | 17th |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, sniped |
| Motive | Pro-life terrorism, birthday celebration |
Tian Mingjian was a 30-year-old soldier from West Taiwan. He worked for the Chinese army for 10 years. He was supposedly an extremely gifted sharpshooter. How exactly did glorious CCP reward Tian? The camp's birth control officer forced his wife to get an abortion because of the one child policy, even though the two wanted a boy. Tian's wife was 7 months pregnant at the time of finding out, and the abortion would end up raping her to death. Tian was very butthurt over this, mainly due to his wife being killed by the very army that employed him, so he plotted an attack that would cause lulz even after three decades.
Loadout
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Attack
Tian shot his coworkers before shooting some random Iranian (Note to whoever sees this: I'm tired as shit and I have to sleep. I'll edit this shit when I wake up)
| Kill count: | 29/20 Epic |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 What a letdown |
| Style: | 20/20 Revenge on the CCP |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Makes Xi the Pooh and other Ching Chong leaders afraid to this day |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Terrorist attack for a birthday celebration, lol |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
External Links
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Beijing Birthday Bash is related to a series on AZNS. | [Herrow] |
