Microsoft

The official Microsoft salute.

Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer, CEO of Microshaft

Microsoft can refer to:

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• Satan
• Linus Torvalds
• Bill Gates, the founding geek of Microsoft.
• Steve Ballmer, Bill's butt buddy in action.
• Windows, a crappy and plagiarized operating system built by Microsoft.
  • Microsoft Office - a just as shitty word processor by the same.
• Surface, Mircosoft's attempt to build a tablet computer that kicks the shit out of Apple.
• Zune, Bill Gates' shitty clone of the iPod.
• Bing, Bill Gates' shitty clone of Google.
• Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X Bill Gates' underpowered PCs for those who aren't fortunate enough to spend 5 grand a month for a graphics card.
• 343 Industries, Microsoft's development studio for terrible Halo games.

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