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*[[Football|The Seahawks Beat The Patriots]] 29-13 at this year's Superbowl. We'r always happy to see [[18-1|The Patriots]] lose
*...On May 3, 2026 a group of [[Christian]] Dwarves did a [[Scientology Speedrunning|Speedrun]] on the [[Scientology|$cientology]] L.A. headquarters looking for [[Tom Cruise]]?
*...On May 8, 1945 the Western Allied Forces defeated the [[Nazi]]s and made the good part of [[Germany]] their [[Bitch]]?
*...that live streamer [[Johnny Somali]] couldn't keep his big-lipped mouth shut and may be looking at more time because he thought he was the [[Kanye West|World's Smartest Nigger]] and appealed a sweetheart [[Prison]] sentence?
*...that some stupid [[bitch]] got paid $6 Million Dollars because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by [[Google And Meta Lawsuit|Instagram and Facebook]]?
*...that [[Chuck Norris]] died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris [[Fact|facts]] like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap.
*...that it's [[Catholic|St. Patrick's Day]] and 40% of the drunk driving [[Dead|deaths]] on this day will happen between [[Time|midnight and 2:59 am]]?
*... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with [[KOSA]] and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? [[You]] should tell them what you think, at [https://www.badinternetbills.com badinternetbills.com!]
*... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with [[KOSA]] and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? [[You]] should tell them what you think, at [https://www.badinternetbills.com badinternetbills.com!]
*... that another [[Love|Valentine's Day]] has come and gone and you're still [[Dying Alone|all alone]]. Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
*... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President [[David McKillips]] resigned- most likely because his name was in the [[Epstein Files]]?
*... that an AI animation named [[Amelia]] has become the [[waifu]] of every [[Conservative|far-right]] user of the [[Internets]]? Sorry about the breakup, [[K-On!]] girls!
*... that it's 2026? [[You]] get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get [[Sex|laid]].
*... that [[WhiteDate]] got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience?
*... that [[Christmas]] happened? We hope that you got that perverted [[catgirl]] that you want to lose your [[Virgin|virginity]] to.
*... that [[Rob Reiner]] was [[murder|murdered]]? You can light up your [[Tobacco|smokes]], once again, without feeling guilty.

Latest revision as of 01:54, 19 May 2026

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