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*... that [[Christmas]] happened? We hope that you got that perverted [[ | *... that it's 2026? [[You]] get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get [[Sex|laid]]. | ||
*... that [[Rob Reiner]] was [[ | *... that [[WhiteDate]] got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience? | ||
*... that [[Christmas]] happened? We hope that you got that perverted [[catgirl]] that you want to lose your [[Virgin|virginity]] to. | |||
*... that [[Rob Reiner]] was [[murder|murdered]]? You can light up your [[Tobacco|smokes]], once again, without feeling guilty. | |||
*... that it's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED’s]] 21st birthday? | *... that it's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED’s]] 21st birthday? | ||
*... that [[Charlie Kirk]] got a sore throat while giving a [[Gun| | *... that [[Charlie Kirk]] got a sore throat while giving a [[Gun|pro-gun]] speech at [[College|Utah Valley University]]? | ||
*... that [[Tristen Alan Leritz]] raped a 51-year-old woman [[just because]] he was a [[virgin]]? | *... that [[Tristen Alan Leritz]] raped a 51-year-old woman [[just because]] he was a [[virgin]]? | ||
*... that [[Elon Musk]] is [[White Knighting]] our favorite piece of [[Europe|Eurotrash ass]], [[Greta Thunberg|Naomi Seibt]], because he wants to be [[France|French]] for a day and eat her [[Vagina|snail]]? | *... that [[Elon Musk]] is [[White Knighting]] our favorite piece of [[Europe|Eurotrash ass]], [[Greta Thunberg|Naomi Seibt]], because he wants to be [[France|French]] for a day and eat her [[Vagina|snail]]? | ||
*... that the Anti-Greta, [[Greta Thunberg|Naomi Seibt]] is begging our benevolent [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for asylum because [[Germany]] is picking on her? | *... that the Anti-Greta, [[Greta Thunberg|Naomi Seibt]] is begging our benevolent [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for asylum because [[Germany]] is picking on her? | ||
Latest revision as of 23:55, 4 January 2026
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- ... that it's 2026? You get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get laid.
- ... that WhiteDate got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience?
- ... that Christmas happened? We hope that you got that perverted catgirl that you want to lose your virginity to.
- ... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty.
- ... that it's ED’s 21st birthday?
- ... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a pro-gun speech at Utah Valley University?
- ... that Tristen Alan Leritz raped a 51-year-old woman just because he was a virgin?
- ... that Elon Musk is White Knighting our favorite piece of Eurotrash ass, Naomi Seibt, because he wants to be French for a day and eat her snail?
- ... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her?
