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'''James Earl Carter Jr.''', better known as '''Jimmy Carter''', was a 100-year-old [[corpse]] and former peanut farmer who served as the 39th [[President]] of the [[Jewnited States]] between 1977 and 1981. A member of the [[Democrat]] party, Jimmy Carter was widely regarded as the worst President in modern U.S. history until [[Joe Biden]] was installed as [[Führer]] in [[2020 Presidential Elections|2020]]. Carter was notable for serving only one term and then getting brutally [[assrape]]d by actor [[Ronald Reagan]] in 1980. | '''James Earl Carter Jr.''', better known as '''Jimmy Carter''', was a 100-year-old [[corpse]] and former peanut farmer who served as the 39th [[President]] of the [[Jewnited States]] between 1977 and 1981. A member of the [[Democrat]] party, Jimmy Carter was widely regarded as the worst President in modern U.S. history until [[Joe Biden]] was installed as [[Führer]] in [[2020 Presidential Elections|2020]]. Carter was notable for serving only one term and then getting brutally [[assrape]]d by actor [[Ronald Reagan]] in 1980. | ||
==Life and Times== | |||
===In the Beginning...=== | |||
[[File:JimmyCroakerintheNavy.png.png|thumb|alt=Fuck you peanut man.|Jimmy after graduating from being a [[Navy SEAL|Navy fag]] student. His whore wife is on the left.]] | |||
Mr. Jimbob was born and raised in the """""city""""" of Plains, Georgia, in 1924, becoming the first U.S. [[President]] to be born in a hospital. Dropping out at 11th grade, he later went on to inherit an embarassingly small amount of farmland from his miserly father, and spent time farming peanuts like the [[Jew]] he was. Croaker also served time in the navy like the right [[patriot]] he was. | |||
===Mr. President=== | |||
[[File:Peanut Man Carter as of 2024.jpg|thumb|Makes you wrinkle just by lookin' at him.]] | |||
Mister Peanut, during his stint as Prezzy, created the [[Education|Department of Education]], and thus is the ultimate catalyst for America's [[School Shooting]] pandemic. He also did some shit in the Camp David Accords between the [[Jews]] and [[Egyptians]]. He ''also'' also earned the [[Faggotry|Noobelle Piss]] Prize in 2002 for being a top-tier [[Democrat|Demofag]]. | |||
==Gallery== | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
File:PeanutMan24.png | |||
File:Vintage Jimmy (Carter) Novelty Toy, The People's Peanut, Just Wind Him Up And Let Him Go! Made In Japan, Circa 1970s (21290941341).jpg | |||
File:Jimmy Carter KYM - 929.jpeg | |||
File:Carter as a Peanut img 3500.jpg | |||
File:I don't Want to be a Peanut Man - Make Me President Carter.png | |||
File:Jimmy Carter Library and Museum 16 (circle cropped).png | |||
File:Worst USA Prez - Jimmy or Joe Biden - meme.jpg | |||
File:Jimmy Carter - Death at Vending Prize machine - meme.jpg | |||
File:Jimmy Carter Funeral meme 1.jpg | |||
File:Jimmy Carter in Heaven - Editorial Cartoon 2JE742D.JPG | |||
File:Jimmy-carter-memes-13.jpg | |||
File:Jimmy Carter doing a possible Roman Salute.jpg | |||
File:Jimmy-carter-memes-25.jpeg | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:51, 4 April 2025
James Earl Carter Jr., better known as Jimmy Carter, was a 100-year-old corpse and former peanut farmer who served as the 39th President of the Jewnited States between 1977 and 1981. A member of the Democrat party, Jimmy Carter was widely regarded as the worst President in modern U.S. history until Joe Biden was installed as Führer in 2020. Carter was notable for serving only one term and then getting brutally assraped by actor Ronald Reagan in 1980.
Life and Times
In the Beginning...

Mr. Jimbob was born and raised in the """""city""""" of Plains, Georgia, in 1924, becoming the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital. Dropping out at 11th grade, he later went on to inherit an embarassingly small amount of farmland from his miserly father, and spent time farming peanuts like the Jew he was. Croaker also served time in the navy like the right patriot he was.
Mr. President

Mister Peanut, during his stint as Prezzy, created the Department of Education, and thus is the ultimate catalyst for America's School Shooting pandemic. He also did some shit in the Camp David Accords between the Jews and Egyptians. He also also earned the Noobelle Piss Prize in 2002 for being a top-tier Demofag.
Gallery
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