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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 4, 1988}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 4, 1988}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 9, 2020 (aged 31)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 9, 2020 (aged 31)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thailand|Thai]]  [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Thai]]  [[File:MiniflagThailand.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|30 killed, 57 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 29, injured 58}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Pwned by cops)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Pwned by cops)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Soldier}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Fort Hood|Minor dispute at the base he worked at, lmao]]}}
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On February 8, 2020, a soldier and a drill sergeant were arguing over the [[dickgirl]] prostitute fund. Instead of doing the boring thing and coming to an agreement, our 31-year-old hero '''Jakrapanth Thomma''' decided to just kill randos at a mall after [[Postal 2|raiding the armory]]. Many lulz were had that day, but that was quickly cut short when the [[old media]] realized he was a [[Cho Seung-Hui|blazn Azn]] rather than a white man. [[win|Since he was a soldier, he managed to easily acquire guns in a country with tight gun laws]].
On February 8, 2020, a soldier and a drill sergeant were arguing over the [[dickgirl]] prostitute fund. Instead of doing the boring thing and coming to an agreement, our 31-year-old hero '''Jakrapanth Thomma''' decided to just kill randos at a mall after [[Postal 2|raiding the armory]]. Many lulz were had that day, but that was quickly cut short when the [[old media]] realized he was a [[Cho Seung-Hui|blazn Azn]] rather than a white man. [[win|Since he was a soldier, he managed to easily acquire guns in a country with tight gun laws]]. <s>This is deadliest mass shooting in Thailand's history.</s> [[Panya Khamrab|FUCK]].


==The Shooting==
==The Shooting==
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==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==


{{GradedScore|'''30'''|10 extra points!|10|Using oversized guns isn't a good idea|15|Blazn Azn 2.0|15|Mass destruction in a gun control-dominated country|10|[[Brenton Tarrant|Posting on Facebook like it's nothing]]|80|B-|<s>#1 in the land of ladyboys</s> [[Panya Khamrab|A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!]]}}
{{GradedScore|'''29'''|9 extra points!|10|Using oversized guns isn't a good idea|15|Blazn Azn 2.0|15|Mass destruction in a gun control-dominated country|10|[[Brenton Tarrant|Posting on Facebook like it's nothing]]|79|B-|<s>#1 in the land of ladyboys</s> [[Panya Khamrab|A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!]]}}


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—Jakrapanth speaking to his Facebook audience during the let’s play

Jakrapanth Thomma
Born April 4, 1988
Died February 9, 2020 (aged 31)
Nationality: Thai  
Occupation Soldier
Highscore Killed 29, injured 58
Top 50? 15th
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No (Pwned by cops)
Motive Minor dispute at the base he worked at, lmao

On February 8, 2020, a soldier and a drill sergeant were arguing over the dickgirl prostitute fund. Instead of doing the boring thing and coming to an agreement, our 31-year-old hero Jakrapanth Thomma decided to just kill randos at a mall after raiding the armory. Many lulz were had that day, but that was quickly cut short when the old media realized he was a blazn Azn rather than a white man. Since he was a soldier, he managed to easily acquire guns in a country with tight gun laws. This is deadliest mass shooting in Thailand's history. FUCK.

The Shooting

Artists depiction of events

After he decided "fuck it, lol", he stole 2 Type 11s, an M60, and a Humvee and headed to a big-ass shopping mall to play GTA6 early. Lots of fun was had, as this went on for 17 hours. He also streamed some of it. He shot some fuckers topside before holding hostages below. However, his fun was cut short when higher-ups were called in to pwn his ass at around 9 AM.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Standard issue rifles for the shemale army. 2 of them, just in case.
  • Secondary: M60
  • Big-ass gun. Too big to use well, but Jakkyboy knew what he was doing.
  • Perk 1: Ghost Pro
  • Authentic uniform makes you blend in with the first responders.
  • Perk 2: Slight Hand Tremor Pro
  • Jerking women off makes you godly fast with other types of guns.
  • Increased response times due to amazing math skillz.
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Vidya

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 29/20 9 extra points!
Accuracy: 10/20 Using oversized guns isn't a good idea
Style: 15/20 Blazn Azn 2.0
Butthurt: 15/20 Mass destruction in a gun control-dominated country
Bonus: 10/20 Posting on Facebook like it's nothing
Total Score: 79/100 (B-)
#1 in the land of ladyboys A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
See full ranking


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