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'''Cosmo Setepenra''' | {{an police hero}} | ||
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[[File:Cosmo Setepenr facebook Front page.jpg|center|530px]] | |||
{{ib|[[File:Cosmo_11.jpg|210px]]<br>Gavin (right), with [[Leslie Jones]].}} | |||
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gavin Eugene Long'''</big> <br> ('''a.k.a. Cosmo Setepenra''')}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 17, 1987}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 17, 2016 (aged 29)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Nigger|Basketball-Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|4 killed, 2 injured}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No (Killed by police)}} | |||
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{{Killers}} | |||
== | [[File:MontrellJackson.jpg|thumb|[[you are doing it wrong| First kill in Cosmo's "War on Crackers"]]]] | ||
< | [[false identity|'''Cosmo Ausar Setepenra''']] ([[Powerword|Real name]]: [http://www.cbsnews.com/news/baton-rouge-police-shooting-suspects-information/ '''Gavin Eugene Long''']) was one of the [[fraud|most celebrated]] [[Dianetics|Self-Improvement]] coaches, and one of the [[Unrealistic expectations|most prolific]] [[FanFiction|authors]] of the present generation. Excelling also in the fields of [[Heaven's Gate|spiritual counseling]] and [[Vegetarian|nutritional expertise]] despite his crippling inability to [[hashtag]] correctly, Cosmo teachings were based in how to unleash the hidden power present in the Melanin. A source of power he claimed was the reason the [[Double Nigger|Black]] People of older generations was able to seize and give them [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|God-like]] abilities. | ||
On July 17, [[2016]], determined to show the brilliance of his spiritual findings and enraged at the treatement his people suffer, Setepenra shot at a bunch of cops, managing to kill four of them before ending up being [[pwnd]] himself. [[some argue|According to some sources]], it was Setepenra's birthday when he decided to carry out the shooting, as his own personal birthday present. Unsurprising, his death sparked a lot of [[butthurt|controversy]] among the [[black]] community in [[America]], similar to that of the [[Trayvon Martin]] case. His attack was motivated by the Dallas police shootings carried out by Micah Johnson on July 7. | |||
Apparently, Setepenra was affiliated with several anti-government groups and participated in several [[Forum|online forums]] where he would bitch and complain about the actions of the government. | |||
[[File:Cosmo Setepenra Tweet.png|center]]<br><center>'''Setepenra defends Micah Johnson, the perpetrator responsible for the [[Dallas Police Shootings]].</center> | |||
==Videos== | |||
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|<youtube>JnsCt8WW6NY</youtube> | |||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
{{ | <center>{{morphquote|CosmoSetepenraQuotes|background-color:#fff;width:700px;height:200px;|font-weight:bold; | ||
|If you are calling yourself a Man then you should have self control; this extends to speech, laughter, and penis. # Alpha Preneur | |||
|{{twitter|ConvosWithCosmo/status/754174806430392320|ConvosWithCosmo}} '''{{archive|xF8k3|Master of self control}}''' | |||
|Just bc you wake up every morning doesn't mean that you're living. And just bc you shed your physical body doesn't mean that you're dead. | |||
|{{twitter|ConvosWithCosmo/status/754544382829731841|ConvosWithCosmo}} '''{{archive|7iaTE|Trying to convince himself that he will have an everlasting legacy}}''' | |||
|When you allow shit to take you away from the shit that you know you supposed to be doing, that's the same shit. | |||
|'''Cosmo''', About the obstacles the layman has to endure in order to succeed. | |||
|Straight shooting pod<br > This podcast taught me how to load up and be alpha. My sights are set on the sexy ladies I will slay with my masculinity. I am now able to snipe any lady I want, and mow down the competition. Big ups to {{twitter|@nickmullen}} for the 🔥 hotep intro. | |||
|{{archive|qCq3Y|puma6374}}, ''Reviewing Gavin's podcasts'' | |||
|I can haz gun confiscation law now? | Obama on his way to the golf course. | |||
|border=#fff|background=#fff}}</center> | |||
==Loadout== | |||
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*'''Primary''': AR-15 | |||
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*Typical school shooter gun that causes massive lulz when used. | |||
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*'''Secondary''': Rossi .38 Revolver | |||
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*A revolver made by a Brazilian arms company, probably is shit for that reason. '''10-27 Damage.''' | |||
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*'''Perk''': Ghost Pro | |||
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*Invisible against Spy Planes. | |||
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==Graded Score== | |||
{{GradedScore|4|(2 injured)|8|Killed a nigger by trying to avenge nigger killings|6|Copycat and Repetitive|9|Meh, Dallas Police Shootings were more sophisticated|0|No Bonus, failed on capitalizing in the race war triggers|27|F-|[[Fail|YOU SUCKED AS A LIFESTYLE GURU COSMO, YOU SUCKED AT KILLING COPS TOO!!11!!]]}} | |||
{{Wanted|2}} | |||
==Gallery== | |||
{{Collapsegallery|#AlphaPreneur|2016|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Cosmo 1.jpg|'''WE WUZ''' | |||
File:Cosmo we wuz.png|'''NUVIAN KANGZ N SHEIT''' | |||
File:Cosmo 2.jpg | |||
File:Cosmo 3.jpg | |||
File:Gavin-long-2.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Cosmo Setepenra Alton Shooting Bodycam.jpg | |||
File:Cosmo Book Table of contents.jpg|Unleash the secret power of Melanin! | |||
File:Cosmo 5.jpg | |||
File:Cosmo 6.jpg | |||
File:Cosmo 7.jpg | |||
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File:Cosmo 17.jpg | |||
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==Related Articles== | |||
*[[Dallas Police Shootings]] - What his attack was based on. | |||
*[[BlackLivesMatter]] | |||
*[[Mass Shooting]] | |||
*[[Chris Dorner]] | |||
*[[Sam Hyde]] | |||
*[[Kangz]] | |||
*[[Pwned]] - What eventually happened to Long. | |||
*[[Ian David Long]] & [[Robert Aaron Long]] - Other High Scorers also surnamed Long. | |||
== External Links== | == External Links== | ||
* {{Wikilink|2016_shooting_of_Baton_Rouge_police_officers|TOW coverage}} | |||
* {{twitter|ConvosWithCosmo}} {{archive|mxHiJ}} | * {{twitter|ConvosWithCosmo}} {{archive|mxHiJ}} | ||
* {{facebook|Cosmo.Setepenra|Sorry, this content isn't available right now}} {{archive| | * {{facebook|Cosmo.Setepenra|Sorry, this content isn't available right now}}. ''[[Disregard that]] see the [https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:1hwMOcTSEDMJ:https://www.facebook.com/Cosmo-Setepenra-1945350025691095/+&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk Google Cache] for the profile and {{archive|CxUdv|its Archive copy}}'' | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|c|UCV3kJdRXOJcbkKvRiRKfXkA|I Am Cosmo}} {{archive|BwDoe}} | ||
* {{yt|c|UCq-7gsAWRK0zFUklum6Wapw|Cosmo Setepenra}} Now everybody watch his "inspirational" videos | |||
* '''[https://archive.org/search.php?query=creator%3A%22I+Am+Cosmo%22 A Couple Of His Videos]''' ''saved on Archive.org.'' | |||
* {{archive|REWOX|The Guardian - Man Identified As Baton Rouge Gunman Left Internet Trail}} | * {{archive|REWOX|The Guardian - Man Identified As Baton Rouge Gunman Left Internet Trail}} | ||
* '''[https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/convos-with-cosmo/id1115034858?mt=2 His podcasts]''', {{archive|tWHag|probably some lulzy shit in there}}. | * '''[https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/convos-with-cosmo/id1115034858?mt=2 His podcasts]''', {{archive|tWHag|probably some lulzy shit in there}}. | ||
* {{archive|ZqTMK|His books}} | |||
* {{archive|ZqTMK|Ludicrous}} article by fatty [[nu-male]] [[David Futrelle]] trying to capitalize on the killings. | |||
* [http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article90900217.html Article ] with video of Cosmo trying to sell his lame book. | |||
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Latest revision as of 00:35, 24 January 2026
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 Gavin (right), with Leslie Jones. | |
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| Gavin Eugene Long (a.k.a. Cosmo Setepenra) | |
| Born | July 17, 1987 |
| Died | July 17, 2016 (aged 29) |
| Nationality: | Basketball-Americunt 
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| Highscore | 4 killed, 2 injured |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No (Killed by police) |
Cosmo Ausar Setepenra (Real name: Gavin Eugene Long) was one of the most celebrated Self-Improvement coaches, and one of the most prolific authors of the present generation. Excelling also in the fields of spiritual counseling and nutritional expertise despite his crippling inability to hashtag correctly, Cosmo teachings were based in how to unleash the hidden power present in the Melanin. A source of power he claimed was the reason the Black People of older generations was able to seize and give them God-like abilities.
On July 17, 2016, determined to show the brilliance of his spiritual findings and enraged at the treatement his people suffer, Setepenra shot at a bunch of cops, managing to kill four of them before ending up being pwnd himself. According to some sources, it was Setepenra's birthday when he decided to carry out the shooting, as his own personal birthday present. Unsurprising, his death sparked a lot of controversy among the black community in America, similar to that of the Trayvon Martin case. His attack was motivated by the Dallas police shootings carried out by Micah Johnson on July 7.
Apparently, Setepenra was affiliated with several anti-government groups and participated in several online forums where he would bitch and complain about the actions of the government.
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| Accuracy: | 8/20 Killed a nigger by trying to avenge nigger killings |
| Style: | 6/20 Copycat and Repetitive |
| Butthurt: | 9/20 Meh, Dallas Police Shootings were more sophisticated |
| Bonus: | 0/20 No Bonus, failed on capitalizing in the race war triggers |
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Related Articles
- Dallas Police Shootings - What his attack was based on.
- BlackLivesMatter
- Mass Shooting
- Chris Dorner
- Sam Hyde
- Kangz
- Pwned - What eventually happened to Long.
- Ian David Long & Robert Aaron Long - Other High Scorers also surnamed Long.
External Links
TOW coverage
ConvosWithCosmo 
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Sorry, this content isn't available right now. Disregard that see the Google Cache for the profile and its Archive copy
I Am Cosmo (archive)- Cosmo Setepenra Now everybody watch his "inspirational" videos
- A Couple Of His Videos saved on Archive.org.
- The Guardian - Man Identified As Baton Rouge Gunman Left Internet Trail
- His podcasts, probably some lulzy shit in there.
- His books
- Ludicrous article by fatty nu-male David Futrelle trying to capitalize on the killings.
- Article with video of Cosmo trying to sell his lame book.
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Nicholas Prosper • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Peter Scully • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
| Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |