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Adf-fuensalida aka Ahuviya Harel, and recently Ahuviya Harel Araujo (Powerword: Phillip V. Haskins-Delici) is a 29-year-old un-fabulous, gender bending, ASPIE Narutard who changes his political views more than he changes his own shit-stained underwear. He is also a TARTlet who has a persecution complex to rival that of Teruchan. Like any good weeaboo with strong opinions, ADF likes to draw existing animu characters out of character as soapboxes for his political and LGBT stances. If anyone comments on his attention-whoring ways, he dismisses it loudly in his journal as Trolling/homophobic/Christian/ Republican hate mail/flames/death threats and insists that anybody that is connected to 4chan and ED is after him. Keep dreaming, dumbass! He doesn't seem to grasp that his haters aren't anti-Democrat/homophobic/anti-Hispanic; they're just anti-HIM!
PART 2 IN THE NEXT AOTN! (sex change and GamerGate antics)
| Bahar Mustafa 2 days ago |
Dave Hopkins 4 days ago |
Boogie2988 6 days ago | |
Bahar Mustafa is a rich, spoiled, butterfaced white girl who desperately clings to her self appointed minority status so she can be a "Diversity and welfare officer" at a school she doesn't even go to anymore, despite being so pale that a TSA agent would let her through without inspection even if she was wearing a burqa.
She recently gained unwanted e-fame after getting herself embroiled in controversy by banning the superior sex and the master race from her communist gatherings and only allowing in niggers, faggots and niggerfaggots. Mustafa later doubled down when given a chance to save herself by instead giving a 7 minute speech about how she can't be racist because she isn't white. Now everyone on the Internet is trolling her and making fun of her, spamming her support hashtags and trying to get her fired and arrested for the lulz.
| Dave Hopkins 2 days ago |
Boogie2988 4 days ago |
JonTron 6 days ago | |
Bahar Mustafa is a rich, spoiled, butterfaced white girl who desperately clings to her self appointed minority status so she can be a "Diversity and welfare officer" at a school she doesn't even go to anymore, despite being so pale that a TSA agent would let her through without inspection even if she was wearing a burqa.
She recently gained unwanted e-fame after getting herself embroiled in controversy by banning the superior sex and the master race from her communist gatherings and only allowing in niggers, faggots and niggerfaggots. Mustafa later doubled down when given a chance to save herself by instead giving a 7 minute speech about how she can't be racist because she isn't white. Now everyone on the Internet is trolling her and making fun of her, spamming her support hashtags and trying to get her fired and arrested for the lulz.
| Dave Hopkins 2 days ago |
Boogie2988 4 days ago |
JonTron 6 days ago | |
Dave Hopkins: quasi-man, quasi-artist, full-furfag. Known around the block as 'Drip', 'that guy who can't draw', or 'the poor man's Jay Naylor', Mr. Hopkins is the creator of such literary masterpieces as "Rework The Dead" and "Jack". Mr. Hopkins' work has the honor of perhaps being the most disgusting and disturbing furry art on the internet. Readers of his grotesquely violent, gore-filled, and schlocky (yes, even for the internet) Christian furry comic "Jack" typically find themselves clawing their eyes, curling into fetal positions and crying, or attempting to induce vomiting in order to cleanse themselves from the horror they have witnessed. Unlike such comics as "El Goonish Shive" or "Megatokyo", this action typically occurs no more than 99 strips into the series, as opposed to over 9000. For those masochistic connoisseurs of furry art, though, Hopkins' work is a wet dream come true, essentially the equivalent of the works of the most autistic sick fucks on DeviantART combined and serialized, with a healthy dose of Chick tract thrown in. Surely the holy grail of webcomics.
While it has been obvious to everyone online but his fans that he's a psychotic rapist for years from just looking at his comic (the fact his wife admitted on a radio show he likes to rape her in bed was a big hint as well), his follower only wised up recently after David called one of his underage, female, chronically depressed fans and brought her to the point of attempting suicide by repeatedly calling her house to jerk off to her story about being molested as a child.
Hopkins has now gone into full damage control mode and is both deleting shit and threatening to sue his victim.
| Boogie2988 2 days ago |
JonTron 4 days ago |
Chibiyima 6 days ago | |
Dave Hopkins: quasi-man, quasi-artist, full-furfag. Known around the block as 'Drip', 'that guy who can't draw', or 'the poor man's Jay Naylor', Mr. Hopkins is the creator of such literary masterpieces as "Rework The Dead" and "Jack". Mr. Hopkins' work has the honor of perhaps being the most disgusting and disturbing furry art on the internet. Readers of his grotesquely violent, gore-filled, and schlocky (yes, even for the internet) Christian furry comic "Jack" typically find themselves clawing their eyes, curling into fetal positions and crying, or attempting to induce vomiting in order to cleanse themselves from the horror they have witnessed. Unlike such comics as "El Goonish Shive" or "Megatokyo", this action typically occurs no more than 99 strips into the series, as opposed to over 9000. For those masochistic connoisseurs of furry art, though, Hopkins' work is a wet dream come true, essentially the equivalent of the works of the most autistic sick fucks on DeviantART combined and serialized, with a healthy dose of Chick tract thrown in. Surely the holy grail of webcomics.
While it has been obvious to everyone online but his fans that he's a psychotic rapist for years from just looking at his comic (the fact his wife admitted on a radio show he likes to rape her in bed was a big hint as well), his follower only wised up recently after David called one of his underage, female, chronically depressed fans and brought her to the point of attempting suicide by repeatedly calling her house to jerk off to her story about being molested as a child.
Hopkins has now gone into full damage control mode and is both deleting shit and threatening to sue his victim.
| Boogie2988 2 days ago |
JonTron 4 days ago |
Chibiyima 6 days ago | |
AvantGardePony is a whiny, autistic 28-year-old brony faggot manchild who in just 4 short months was able to make a colossal asshat of himself for the whole cesspool that is deviantSHART to see.
Being a shit-clobbering hypocrite and a painfully virginal basement-dweller, AvantGardePony in his natural habitat is known to obsessively search for any stamp or deviation that expresses an opinion or concept he doesn’t agree with and make sure people know how enraged and asshurt he is by their difference of opinion. Ultimately, he ends up making an epic ass of himself, and everybody laughs. But of course, in his mind, he wins every internet argument ever and is a hero to all.
| JonTron 2 days ago |
Chibiyima 4 days ago |
Kill The Faggot 6 days ago | |
AvantGardePony is a whiny, autistic 28-year-old brony faggot manchild who in just 4 short months was able to make a colossal asshat of himself for the whole cesspool that is deviantSHART to see.
Being a shit-clobbering hypocrite and a painfully virginal basement-dweller, AvantGardePony in his natural habitat is known to obsessively search for any stamp or deviation that expresses an opinion or concept he doesn’t agree with and make sure people know how enraged and asshurt he is by their difference of opinion. Ultimately, he ends up making an epic ass of himself, and everybody laughs. But of course, in his mind, he wins every internet argument ever and is a hero to all.
| JonTron 2 days ago |
Chibiyima 4 days ago |
Kill The Faggot 6 days ago | |
JonTron (AKA Jon Jafari) is an Unfunny JewTube gaymer that always makes amazing review videos. He has over 1,700,000 subscribers that would suck his dick anytime and about 200,000,000 views that have made him lots and lots of Jew Gold for doing nothing but a lot of screaming with some jump cuts in between. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the 4 trillion other YouTube reviewers is because he was in Game Grumps and for some reaction gifs posted over and over on /v/.
| Chibiyima 2 days ago |
Kill The Faggot 4 days ago |
trippin 6 days ago | |
JonTron (AKA Jon Jafari) is an Unfunny JewTube gaymer that always makes amazing review videos. He has over 1,700,000 subscribers that would suck his dick anytime and about 200,000,000 views that have made him lots and lots of Jew Gold for doing nothing but a lot of screaming with some jump cuts in between. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the 4 trillion other YouTube reviewers is because he was in Game Grumps and for some reaction gifs posted over and over on /v/.
| Chibiyima 2 days ago |
Kill The Faggot 4 days ago |
trippin 6 days ago | |
Chibiyima or just called Crystal Frank, is a supposed 25 year-old fat redneck hambeast whose addicted to being so DESU KAWAII ^_^ and proclaims it all over her deviantART profile. When Crystal isn't fingering herself furiously at underage Mpreg, she usually makes journals describing how ''depressed'' she is and that people should draw her OCs to make her feel better. Crystal also has the tendency to block people on the spot when they say something ROOD to her or do something she doesn't like, just showing how much of a butthurt bucket of lard she is.
Crystal is even a total fag for Pokemon, and her life seems to center around it. Of course, she hates the bird and canine Pokemon, yet says the very canine like Suicune is a fucking cheetah. When called out on it, she threw a bitch fit and said Bulbapedia was wrong about what kind of animal Suicune represented. It's just shit nobody cares about anyway.
| Kill The Faggot 2 days ago |
trippin 4 days ago |
Leoian 6 days ago | |
Chibiyima or just called Crystal Frank, is a supposed 25 year-old fat redneck hambeast whose addicted to being so DESU KAWAII ^_^ and proclaims it all over her deviantART profile. When Crystal isn't fingering herself furiously at underage Mpreg, she usually makes journals describing how ''depressed'' she is and that people should draw her OCs to make her feel better. Crystal also has the tendency to block people on the spot when they say something ROOD to her or do something she doesn't like, just showing how much of a butthurt bucket of lard she is.
Crystal is even a total fag for Pokemon, and her life seems to center around it. Of course, she hates the bird and canine Pokemon, yet says the very canine like Suicune is a fucking cheetah. When called out on it, she threw a bitch fit and said Bulbapedia was wrong about what kind of animal Suicune represented. It's just shit nobody cares about anyway.
| Kill The Faggot 2 days ago |
trippin 4 days ago |
Leoian 6 days ago | |
Kill The Faggot is a game developed by Randall Herman (aka iosgamer1), a Bible thumper who obsesses over men who lust for other men. This game made its short-lived debut on Steam before being drowned off the site by tears of homosexuals and social justice warriors.
| trippin 2 days ago |
Leoian 4 days ago |
Assigned Male 6 days ago | |
Kill The Faggot is a game developed by Randall Herman (aka iosgamer1), a Bible thumper who obsesses over men who lust for other men. This game made its short-lived debut on Steam before being drowned off the site by tears of homosexuals and social justice warriors.
| trippin 2 days ago |
Leoian 4 days ago |
Assigned Male 6 days ago | |
Trippin aka katirzinja aka kristacore is, in reality,Krista Casey Lowry, a shy, smart, funny, damsel in distress who has to live under the oppression of her roommate Rich, the patriarchy, and her five-year-old. At least, that's what her heroin-addicted walnut brain thinks. In the reality that she has yet to face, she is actually an overweight drug addict leeching off of some poor sap named Rich for a limitless supply of crack and McDonalds. How her inflated ego continues to exist remains a mystery, though it might just be unable to collapse due to her massive proportions.
| Leoian 2 days ago |
Assigned Male 4 days ago |
Kyle Perkins 6 days ago | |
Trippin aka katirzinja aka kristacore is, in reality,Krista Casey Lowry, a shy, smart, funny, damsel in distress who has to live under the oppression of her roommate Rich, the patriarchy, and her five-year-old. At least, that's what her heroin-addicted walnut brain thinks. In the reality that she has yet to face, she is actually an overweight drug addict leeching off of some poor sap named Rich for a limitless supply of crack and McDonalds. How her inflated ego continues to exist remains a mystery, though it might just be unable to collapse due to her massive proportions.
| Leoian 2 days ago |
Assigned Male 4 days ago |
Kyle Perkins 6 days ago | |
Leoian (AKA: Leo or Loick Fahl) is the furry, French author of the fail webcomic Project2nd. However, he was originally known as the crazed, stalker fanatic of the furry webcomic Twokinds as well as self-proclaimed brother/lover of one of the characters. Unlike the other insane, desperate loser fans of the comic (which is all of them), he's taken his obsession to a new level. After having his fursona repeatedly denied being added as a character in Twokinds by the author, he did the sensible thing and stole the comic, butchered it into making himself the main character and published it as his own "original" comic. Thus Project2nd came to existence.
In this comic and overall online, he depicts himself as being a herm as well as simultaneously having dog and cat genitalia. That said, he spends hundreds of dollars a month filling his furaffinity account with commissions of his "barbed and knotted cock" probably paid for using his wealthy parents' money. In true basement dweller fashion, he is also a shameless weeaboo. Despite the fact he's barely got a grasp of the English language, he spams his Twitter and Facebooks with google-translated moonspeak and claims all his shit is inspired by Japanese culture. If none of this deters you from interacting with him, perhaps the fact he's a lying, manipulative shit to everyone he meets might.
| Assigned Male 2 days ago |
TheRalphRetort 4 days ago |
Kyle Perkins 6 days ago | |
Leoian (AKA: Leo or Loick Fahl) is the furry, French author of the fail webcomic Project2nd. However, he was originally known as the crazed, stalker fanatic of the furry webcomic Twokinds as well as self-proclaimed brother/lover of one of the characters. Unlike the other insane, desperate loser fans of the comic (which is all of them), he's taken his obsession to a new level. After having his fursona repeatedly denied being added as a character in Twokinds by the author, he did the sensible thing and stole the comic, butchered it into making himself the main character and published it as his own "original" comic. Thus Project2nd came to existence.
In this comic and overall online, he depicts himself as being a herm as well as simultaneously having dog and cat genitalia. That said, he spends hundreds of dollars a month filling his furaffinity account with commissions of his "barbed and knotted cock" probably paid for using his wealthy parents' money. In true basement dweller fashion, he is also a shameless weeaboo. Despite the fact he's barely got a grasp of the English language, he spams his Twitter and Facebooks with google-translated moonspeak and claims all his shit is inspired by Japanese culture. If none of this deters you from interacting with him, perhaps the fact he's a lying, manipulative shit to everyone he meets might.
| Assigned Male 2 days ago |
TheRalphRetort 4 days ago |
Kyle Perkins 6 days ago | |
Assigned Male is a shitty webcomic about Stephen, an 11-year-old boy who calls himself "Stephie" and thinks he's a girl. It was created by a Canadian tranny named Sophie Labelle (real name: Billie), who quite obviously has no idea how children speak. The comics usually consist of Stephie babbling about "heteronormative oppression" and other stupid Tumblr bullshit in huge walls of text, and little else. It's also known for its odd focus on the genitalia of a young boy, as Stephie repeatedly informs the reader that even though he was born with a penis, he is a girl and doesn't have a "boy's body" (something that is particularly worrying because Labelle used to work with children whom he probably molested).
Assigned Male is essentially Billy the Heretic written from the opposite end of the political spectrum, as both are political propaganda pieces with shitty art that feature a young boy as the protagonist who is
| TheRalphRetort 2 days ago |
Kyle Perkins 4 days ago |
Baltimore 6 days ago | |
Assigned Male is a shitty webcomic about Stephen, an 11-year-old boy who calls himself "Stephie" and thinks he's a girl. It was created by a Canadian tranny named Sophie Labelle (real name: Billie), who quite obviously has no idea how children speak. The comics usually consist of Stephie babbling about "heteronormative oppression" and other stupid Tumblr bullshit in huge walls of text, and little else. It's also known for its odd focus on the genitalia of a young boy, as Stephie repeatedly informs the reader that even though he was born with a penis, he is a girl and doesn't have a "boy's body" (something that is particularly worrying because Labelle used to work with children whom he probably molested).
Assigned Male is essentially Billy the Heretic written from the opposite end of the political spectrum, as both are political propaganda pieces with shitty art that feature a young boy as the protagonist who is
| TheRalphRetort 2 days ago |
Kyle Perkins 4 days ago |
Baltimore 6 days ago | |
Ethan Ralph, also known as "The Ralph" or "TheRalphRetort" used to be an SJW until they discarded him for being too fat, after which he created a pro-GamerGate "website" called "The Ralph Retort". Often brags about being a journalist because he runs a clickbait Gaymergate drama "news site", despite him not being able to spell to save his life and violating even the most basic standards of journalistic ethics upheld even by the journos he constantly badmouths. The only reason he has his website, besides being a place for him to store pictures of his underage girlfriend, is for advertisement sheckels. His weight is estimated to be at least 4 Randi Harpers, and with pictures of his dick finally surfacing, it could be concluded that it adds absolutely zero to his immense mass. Evil tongues are claiming the dick pics to be fake, as Ralph doesn't have a dick.
| Kyle Perkins 2 days ago |
Baltimore 4 days ago |
Patreon 6 days ago | |
Ethan Ralph, also known as "The Ralph" or "TheRalphRetort" used to be an SJW until they discarded him for being too fat, after which he created a pro-GamerGate "website" called "The Ralph Retort". Often brags about being a journalist because he runs a clickbait Gaymergate drama "news site", despite him not being able to spell to save his life and violating even the most basic standards of journalistic ethics upheld even by the journos he constantly badmouths. The only reason he has his website, besides being a place for him to store pictures of his underage girlfriend, is for advertisement sheckels. His weight is estimated to be at least 4 Randi Harpers, and with pictures of his dick finally surfacing, it could be concluded that it adds absolutely zero to his immense mass. Evil tongues are claiming the dick pics to be fake, as Ralph doesn't have a dick.
| Kyle Perkins 2 days ago |
Baltimore 4 days ago |
Patreon 6 days ago | |
Kyle Gene Perkins a.k.a: Kyle the Pedophile, HitlerWasASaint (ED user, lol baleteed) TheLegendaryKylePerkins, Zimmerman Martin, Fail Kyle etc is a demonstrable and certified pedophile creepo, woman leecher, wife-abusing, absent dad, tranny-lover, closeted-homo, small time delinquent and overall little shit with erection disfunction, tendency to obesity and a record of stalking teens to obtain nudes (and then blackmail them) longer than his USI.
Hiding his true colors behind the guise of lulz and trolling, Kyle used ED, of all sites, for his personal vendettas and to qualm his hatred for women, even succeeding for a couple of weeks taking advantage from EDiots being in a 90% rabid semi-autists who would chop their own leg if they smelt enough blood coming out of it... but as one can expect (unless you are a retard) soon thereafter, a crack team of certified e-detectives started to dig into the life and miracles of our little Kyle.
| Baltimore 2 days ago |
Patreon 4 days ago |
æ-tan 6 days ago | |
Kyle Gene Perkins a.k.a: Kyle the Pedophile, HitlerWasASaint (ED user, lol baleteed) TheLegendaryKylePerkins, Zimmerman Martin, Fail Kyle etc is a demonstrable and certified pedophile creepo, woman leecher, wife-abusing, absent dad, tranny-lover, closeted-homo, small time delinquent and overall little shit with erection disfunction, tendency to obesity and a record of stalking teens to obtain nudes (and then blackmail them) longer than his USI.
Hiding his true colors behind the guise of lulz and trolling, Kyle used ED, of all sites, for his personal vendettas and to qualm his hatred for women, even succeeding for a couple of weeks taking advantage from EDiots being in a 90% rabid semi-autists who would chop their own leg if they smelt enough blood coming out of it... but as one can expect (unless you are a retard) soon thereafter, a crack team of certified e-detectives started to dig into the life and miracles of our little Kyle.
| Baltimore 2 days ago |
Patreon 4 days ago |
æ-tan 6 days ago | |
Maryland is a state of the United States of America, known for its crabs (this refers not to the ocean fare but to the sexual disease), its exquisite crustaceans, its minuscule size, and the copious amount of snow it receives. The state is also associated with liberals, Mexicans, and people better than you.
It is currently being destroyed by rowdy niggers from Baltimore.
| Patreon 2 days ago |
æ-tan 4 days ago |
Emma Sulkowicz 6 days ago | |
Maryland is a state of the United States of America, known for its crabs (this refers not to the ocean fare but to the sexual disease), its exquisite crustaceans, its minuscule size, and the copious amount of snow it receives. The state is also associated with liberals, Mexicans, and people better than you.
It is currently being destroyed by rowdy niggers from Baltimore.
| Patreon 2 days ago |
æ-tan 4 days ago |
Emma Sulkowicz 6 days ago | |
Patreon is an online begging/money laundering website where unnoticed sellout artists and furfags go to to rob money from their affectionate fantards. Unlike Paypal or any other form of donations website, Patreons are expected to pay for the product before it is even made so that fat fucks can put even less effort into making it. What makes this the king of Jew schemes is that all donations take the form of monthly payments, making it the perfect supplement to food stamps.
The site has also been a big attraction to fat freckled faced sonicfags, feminist con artists, pornartists, and sick fucks who also love to suck cock for $$$. It's also a good place to play keep-away with lolcows by promising to give them money and then backing out at the last moment.
| æ-tan 2 days ago |
Emma Sulkowicz 4 days ago |
Joss Whedon 6 days ago | |
Patreon is an online begging/money laundering website where unnoticed sellout artists and furfags go to to rob money from their affectionate fantards. Unlike Paypal or any other form of donations website, Patreons are expected to pay for the product before it is even made so that fat fucks can put even less effort into making it. What makes this the king of Jew schemes is that all donations take the form of monthly payments, making it the perfect supplement to food stamps.
The site has also been a big attraction to fat freckled faced sonicfags, feminist con artists, pornartists, and sick fucks who also love to suck cock for $$$. It's also a good place to play keep-away with lolcows by promising to give them money and then backing out at the last moment.
| æ-tan 2 days ago |
Emma Sulkowicz 4 days ago |
Joss Whedon 6 days ago | |
Ae-tan (also known as Æ-tan and æ-tan) is the moe personification and mascot of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Classy and elegant, she is the rival and serial molester of Wikipe-tan, the meager maid who serves this role for Wikipedia. Some used to argue that she was Girlvinyl herself, however this steaming load could be smelled all the way to the Moon as Ae-tan is not a walking whale.
Ae-tan was envisioned by Sheneequa to be the counterpart to Wikipe-tan, because if Wikipedians can be anime faggots, so can we. However, Mungbean (aka Fapman) was the one who actually created the fucking thing in a thread on the old ED Forum where people were asked to make suggestions for a new ED mascot, but instead either tried to be edgy/LOLRANDOMXDDDD or nominate themselves. But eventually, via some miraculous power of divine providence, a modern wonder was created (or stolen from "Anime Empire"... either one) and (after some shitty suggestions like "Helpedtan"/"EDTan" and attempts to outfit her with an owl named "Ed") dubbed "Æ-tan".
Unsurprisingly, the first page of her creation thread already contains speculation regarding whether or not she has a dick.
| Emma Sulkowicz 2 days ago |
Joss Whedon 4 days ago |
Destructoid 6 days ago | |
Ae-tan (also known as Æ-tan and æ-tan) is the moe personification and mascot of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Classy and elegant, she is the rival and serial molester of Wikipe-tan, the meager maid who serves this role for Wikipedia. Some used to argue that she was Girlvinyl herself, however this steaming load could be smelled all the way to the Moon as Ae-tan is not a walking whale.
Ae-tan was envisioned by Sheneequa to be the counterpart to Wikipe-tan, because if Wikipedians can be anime faggots, so can we. However, Mungbean (aka Fapman) was the one who actually created the fucking thing in a thread on the old ED Forum where people were asked to make suggestions for a new ED mascot, but instead either tried to be edgy/LOLRANDOMXDDDD or nominate themselves. But eventually, via some miraculous power of divine providence, a modern wonder was created (or stolen from "Anime Empire"... either one) and (after some shitty suggestions like "Helpedtan"/"EDTan" and attempts to outfit her with an owl named "Ed") dubbed "Æ-tan".
Unsurprisingly, the first page of her creation thread already contains speculation regarding whether or not she has a dick.
| Emma Sulkowicz 2 days ago |
Joss Whedon 4 days ago |
Destructoid 6 days ago | |
Emma Sulkowicz is yet another in the long line of fine, upstanding young women who claimed to have been raped at college. After filing a complaint against her assailant and being ignored, Sulkowicz decided to instead use her "crippling trauma" to get an easy A in her liberal arts class and started walking everywhere on campus carrying around a mattress, prompting various media appearances and an online protest where college sex bloggers posted their nudes online in what they thought was feminist solidarity but will most likely just be used as blackmail material by future coworkers. The mattress shtick was described as "performance art" and was dubbed "Carry that Weight" in what was meant to symbolize the burden of being a rape victim, but instead now symbolizes the fact that Emma is ready to go any place, any time.
Yes, in a (not so) shocking twist it turned out that, like 98.5% of all rape accusations, it was false. Her alleged abuser is now suing the school, its board of trustees and her art teacher, but sadly not her. Still, the court documents have revealed some interesting things about Emma, like her having herpes, her contacting her "rapist" the day after the "rape" to ask him for more dick, and the fact that the reason she claimed she was raped by him was because he broke up with her after he realized that she's an obsessive stalker that wouldn't stop texting him and literally begging him to fuck her in the ass.
For all this and more, Emma was affectionately dubbed "Mattress Girl".
| Joss Whedon 2 days ago |
Destructoid 4 days ago |
Postal 2 6 days ago | |
Emma Sulkowicz is yet another in the long line of fine, upstanding young women who claimed to have been raped at college. After filing a complaint against her assailant and being ignored, Sulkowicz decided to instead use her "crippling trauma" to get an easy A in her liberal arts class and started walking everywhere on campus carrying around a mattress, prompting various media appearances and an online protest where college sex bloggers posted their nudes online in what they thought was feminist solidarity but will most likely just be used as blackmail material by future coworkers. The mattress shtick was described as "performance art" and was dubbed "Carry that Weight" in what was meant to symbolize the burden of being a rape victim, but instead now symbolizes the fact that Emma is ready to go any place, any time.
Yes, in a (not so) shocking twist it turned out that, like 98.5% of all rape accusations, it was false. Her alleged abuser is now suing the school, its board of trustees and her art teacher, but sadly not her. Still, the court documents have revealed some interesting things about Emma, like her having herpes, her contacting her "rapist" the day after the "rape" to ask him for more dick, and the fact that the reason she claimed she was raped by him was because he broke up with her after he realized that she's an obsessive stalker that wouldn't stop texting him and literally begging him to fuck her in the ass.
For all this and more, Emma was affectionately dubbed "Mattress Girl".
| Joss Whedon 2 days ago |
Destructoid 4 days ago |
Postal 2 6 days ago | |
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FEMINISM is not a dirty word. It does not mean you hate men. It does not mean you hate girls that have nice legs and a tan, and it does not mean you are a 'bitch' or 'dyke'; it means you believe in equality. |
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I see it as more of an ableism issue. There's nothing wrong with having a low IQ, therefor there's nothing wrong with taking actions likely to lower your child's IQ |
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I see it as more of an ableism issue. There's nothing wrong with having a low IQ, therefor there's nothing wrong with taking actions likely to lower your child's IQ |
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After living with all kinds of women in my life, I've come to one significant conclusion: women are the largest harassers of women. |
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After living with all kinds of women in my life, I've come to one significant conclusion: women are the largest harassers of women. |
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EDF2_Movie_Theater: I don't like pork EDF2_Movie_Theater: but decided to try some american food EDF2_Movie_Theater: next i should try mac and cheese, a bucket of mayo and just reach down my mouth and punch my heart |
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EDF2_Movie_Theater: I don't like pork EDF2_Movie_Theater: but decided to try some american food EDF2_Movie_Theater: next i should try mac and cheese, a bucket of mayo and just reach down my mouth and punch my heart |
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—Oddguy, absolutely haram. | ||
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For your information, I've actually been tested, and the results found that I have an IQ of 118! |
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For your information, I've actually been tested, and the results found that I have an IQ of 118! |
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—TheDOSFag, and no common sense. | ||||
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I can't be racist because I'm an ethnic minority woman. |
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I can't be racist because I'm an ethnic minority woman. |
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lol if you type "nigger house" or "nigga house" into Google maps it will bring you to the White House. |
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lol if you type "nigger house" or "nigga house" into Google maps it will bring you to the White House. |
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The guy next to me on the subway was checking Twitter; he followed almost all the same people I did but NO WOMEN. Passive sexism is for real |
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—Jessica Valenti, | ||||
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The guy next to me on the subway was checking Twitter; he followed almost all the same people I did but NO WOMEN. Passive sexism is for real |
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—Jessica Valenti, | ||||
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There are surely trolls out there right now experiencing "collective troll ecstasy" that this sort of thing is being presented seriously and unironically by Salon in this article. |
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—TDA, on Salon's article "We're All Trolls Now" | ||||
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There are surely trolls out there right now experiencing "collective troll ecstasy" that this sort of thing is being presented seriously and unironically by Salon in this article. |
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it all start when i was young and my cousin would spend the night at our house. u know boys are horny alot and she was close to my age too. well she left her panties on the floor in our bathroom and i was just curios and i still have them. barbie size 8 i kept them all this time |
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it all start when i was young and my cousin would spend the night at our house. u know boys are horny alot and she was close to my age too. well she left her panties on the floor in our bathroom and i was just curios and i still have them. barbie size 8 i kept them all this time |
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why is it so strange that I use ffshrine to host my pictures? I run the site, why not abuse the space I get? ^^ |
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—Sarah Butts, admitting to possession and distribution of child porn | ||||
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why is it so strange that I use ffshrine to host my pictures? I run the site, why not abuse the space I get? ^^ |
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—Sarah Butts, admitting to possession and distribution of child porn | ||||
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For the record: yes, I am a pedophile. no, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. |
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For the record: yes, I am a pedophile. no, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. |
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These people that think if you are even remotely homophobic, you are 'hateful' and a 'bigot,' and do everything they can to destroy you in every vicious way possible. So I decided to go down a path that most developers are afraid to go down: to piss these people off by making the most overly offensive game possible to these idiots to prove a point. |
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—Randall Herman, a man who obsesses over men who like other men | ||||
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These people that think if you are even remotely homophobic, you are 'hateful' and a 'bigot,' and do everything they can to destroy you in every vicious way possible. So I decided to go down a path that most developers are afraid to go down: to piss these people off by making the most overly offensive game possible to these idiots to prove a point. |
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—Randall Herman, a man who obsesses over men who like other men | ||||
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The gayest thing I've ever done was read this whole thread - and I grew up in San Francisco. |
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The gayest thing I've ever done was read this whole thread - and I grew up in San Francisco. |
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Friends don't let friends become cops. |
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Friends don't let friends become cops. |
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Baltimore has always seemed really dark, I remember being young and asking my dad what the "DC" in Washington DC stood for, he replied the "Dark Continent" and warned me of ever visiting. |
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Baltimore has always seemed really dark, I remember being young and asking my dad what the "DC" in Washington DC stood for, he replied the "Dark Continent" and warned me of ever visiting. |
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Real picture (See removed posts: 1) of a hacked electronic billboard featuring Goatse.
Real picture (See removed posts: 1) of a hacked electronic billboard featuring Goatse.
Bahar Mustafa showing how pro-diverse she is by reducing a black woman to a microphone stand
Faced with an endless onslaught of alien adversaries, they issue a fearsome battle cry.
"AY YI YI!"
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