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'''Big Floppa''' is the stage name of Gosha (a.k.a. Gregory), a [[Russian]] caracal cat and up-and-coming [[rapper]] in the [[cat|feline]] scene who is best known for his remarkable ears that will [[funkytown|flop, flop, flop until you drop, drop, drop]]. He owes his fame to his manager, Elena Bondareva, the baba yaga who kidnapped him from [[Ukraine|Kyiv]] as a [[kitten]]. Despite this, their bond is strong and he enjoys a diet of scrumptulous shrimp. One such popular photo of Big Floppa humorously features him sitting in a bath tub, but people seldomly realize this is actually his personal aerial travel device; much as the Baba Yaga in traditional Russian folklore fly in a mortar — although this has caused some confusion with Big Floppa being falsely identified in connection to some [[wikipedia:Baba Yaga (aircraft)|battle drones also referred to as “Baba Yaga”]], leading to accusations of war crimes dubiously connected to Big Floppa following the [[2022]] Slavic hyper-war. Subsequently, the gov successfully urged for his presence on [[Instagram]] to be discontinued in an attempt to block out the presupposed black magic emanating from his enigmatizing lyricism, but this was futile in preventing him from reaching internet stardom.
'''Big Floppa''' is the stage name of Gosha (a.k.a. Gregory), a [[Russian]] caracal cat and up-and-coming [[rapper]] in the [[cat|feline]] scene who is best known for his remarkable ears that will [[funkytown|flop, flop, flop until you drop, drop, drop]]. He owes his fame to his manager, Elena Bondareva, the baba yaga who kidnapped him from [[Ukraine|Kyiv]] as a [[kitten]]. Despite this, their bond is strong and he enjoys a diet of scrumptulous shrimp. One such popular photo of Big Floppa humorously features [[:file:Floppa bathtub.jpeg|him sitting in a bath tub]], but people seldomly realize this is actually his personal aerial travel device; much as the Baba Yaga in traditional Russian folklore fly in a mortar — although this has caused some confusion with Big Floppa being falsely identified in connection to some [[wikipedia:Baba Yaga (aircraft)|battle drones also referred to as “Baba Yaga”]], leading to accusations of war crimes dubiously connected to Big Floppa following the [[2022]] Slavic hyper-war. Subsequently, the gov successfully urged for his presence on [[Instagram]] to be discontinued in an attempt to block out the presupposed black magic emanating from his enigmatizing lyricism, but this was futile in preventing him from reaching internet stardom.


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Big Floppa is the stage name of Gosha (a.k.a. Gregory), a Russian caracal cat and up-and-coming rapper in the feline scene who is best known for his remarkable ears that will flop, flop, flop until you drop, drop, drop. He owes his fame to his manager, Elena Bondareva, the baba yaga who kidnapped him from Kyiv as a kitten. Despite this, their bond is strong and he enjoys a diet of scrumptulous shrimp. One such popular photo of Big Floppa humorously features him sitting in a bath tub, but people seldomly realize this is actually his personal aerial travel device; much as the Baba Yaga in traditional Russian folklore fly in a mortar — although this has caused some confusion with Big Floppa being falsely identified in connection to some battle drones also referred to as “Baba Yaga”, leading to accusations of war crimes dubiously connected to Big Floppa following the 2022 Slavic hyper-war. Subsequently, the gov successfully urged for his presence on Instagram to be discontinued in an attempt to block out the presupposed black magic emanating from his enigmatizing lyricism, but this was futile in preventing him from reaching internet stardom.

Floppa in the news

This large-eared, leopard-printed cat is Sogga. He is a serval and his ears are the largest of any cat species in terms of ear-to-body ratio, making him a worthy contemporary of Big Floppa. Despite how bad you want one, you never will, but you can realistically own the muddied, quadroon kitties of their cross-bred descendants - assuming you’ve got the coin anyways.

Fandom

Big Floppa fans flop fo’ no hoe! They usually fall under the “ironic” meme communities and often mingle with fan bases for other like-internet mascots. There is an entire subsection that likes to make up elaborate floppa lore involving all his contemporary meme cats; similar to doge lore or the legend of Catnarok. In Russia, Floppa flashes you there is apparently a “flash mob” that shows this cat to their parents in hopes that they can get one. Various fan games also exist such as Bingus My Beloved, Five Nights at Floppa’s and Raise a Floppa.

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See also

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