2024

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2024 was the most turbulent year for Encyclopedia Dramatica since The Great Ass Wipe of 2020. After .online got BTFO in May, SysOp MarioMario456 went AWOL and created the .top (later .win) splinter site while ED loyalists migrated to edramatica.com, thus starting yet ANOTHER ED civil war. Meanwhile, the anti-lulz authorities attempted to shut down both sites, resulting in numerous domain changes and the eventual victory of EDramatica.

Also, Encyclopedia Dramatica turned 20 this year, but nobody cared.

If you need a recap of the last year, click here.

January

• 1st
  • We start the year with a 7.5 earthquake in Japan, which causes .several minor fires and 48 ppl go to the lobby. Also a Tsunami alarm was triggered but nippers disregarded it.
  • Ethiopia, Egypt, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and the United Arab Emirates become members of BRICS. Argentina was also set to join but declined.
  • Aliens are reportedly spotted in Florida. Stay tuned for updates as this could either be attention whoring or the truth.

• 2nd
  • A plane burns down in a crash with a military plane in Japan, banning 5 suicidal bots.
  • Again in chink zone AKA:Asia, in Worst Korea, a azn named Kim, armed with a knife, stabs communist and opposition leader Lee Jae-myung in the neck, injuring him. Got arrested for being a massive faggot.

• 3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani at Kerman, Iran.

• 4th
  • Another transgender shooter, Dylan Butler, shoots up an Iowa school.
  • Yet another terrible Star Wars film is announced, this time directed by a feminist, as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.

• 9th - MatPat announces his retirement. Thank God.

• 12th
  • All for a good chef, Cooking With Lynja dies of sick fuck throat cancer.
  • Hazbin's early access episodes come out. The pilot has good animation unlike the series.

• 15th
  • Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump Chris Hansen and Batman wannabe MamaMax.
  • Due to having blind confidence in leaks, over 1 million Chinese Genshin Impact fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.

• 17th - Some tranny Hbomberguy rip-off known as Lady Emily would get into retarded Discord drama with Black Lives Matter advocate Chuggaaconroy over feet pics with the latter being accused as a creep.

• 20th - Inanimate Insanity Invitational's finale teaser comes out. As always, it's just shit no one cares about.

• 21st - Random Nigger Romeo Nance decides to shoot his family instead of a Basketball for once, pwns 8 noobs.

• 29th - YouTuber Doktor Skipper would an hero his own career by uploading a video essentially shitting on nearly every Godzilla film with your average fandom tard rage damaging his reputation.

February

• 1st - Black History Month begins. Prepare to see a niggerfest.
• 7th - Vaush, like the retard he is, would accidentally leak his own folder full of loli horse porn. For some reason, he also does his taxes on said folder.
• 15th - Unfunny irrelevant nigger pedo YouTuber Twomad overdoses on fentanyl while playing Overwatch and dies. Thank God.
• 17th - An iranian man (Bahram Jeshanpur^☪), pwns 12 of his relatives and injures 3 others, before being shot by the pigs.
• 25th - U.S. military serviceman livestreams himself an heroing by setting himself on fire outside of the Israeli embassy “in the name of Palestine”
• 28th - The world's largest jailbreak would begin in Hæti, organized by Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier, thus beginning a new wave of riots, fighting, and cannibalism.
• 29th - Speaking of Palestine, Israel would pwn 118 and injure 760 Palestinians in Gaza City.

March

• 1st - Akira Toriyama, creator of Dragon Ball Z has died at the ripe old age of 68 from a blood clot, 1 month before he turned 69.
• 2nd - Backyardigans creator, Janice Burgess, dies at the age of 72.
• 6th - Rooster Teeth begins a month-long process of shutting down. Ensue the tears of weeaboos and oldfags subhuman meat calculators alike.
• 11th - The Noise Campaign in Pizza Tower is released. Fucking hit Peppino 100 times quickly or beat the fucking game to get him.
• 12th
  • Alex Kister is revealed to have been a pedophile and gets his ass canceled.
  • StoneToss is doxed and exposed as a Jew.
• 13th - Ricky Berwick gets involved in Twitter drama after offending troons as well as supporting Israel.
• 22nd - ISIL blows up a Russian stadium, killing 145 and injuring 551. The perpetrators later get v& and tortured by the Federal Security Service.
• 26th - Azns go Pearl Harbor on the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore.
• 28th - 45 people die in South Africa when a bus acquired a mind of it's own and drove off of a bridge.
• 30th - Controversy goes on Twatter about if trans men can date lesbians. No, they fucking can't.

April

• 1st
  • Autism Awareness begins. Fuck those people.
  • Germany legalises 420.
  • The niglet who got Taylor Grodin fired from Inanimate Insanity for racism gets fired from Battle for Dream Island for being transphobic.
• 3rd - Uganda trolls the United Nations by continutingly refusing to disestablish the death penalty for homosexuals.
• 10th - OJ Simpson left this Mortal Coil. Now we'll never know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson.
• 30th - Daniel Larson, one of chris chans co-emperors, is captured by th' gold cloaks and taken to th" black cells.

May

• 3rd - ED DOWNS!
• 13th - OMFG! GameStop Squeeze Again!
• 19th
  • Dinnerbone comes out of nowhere to reveal what's inside tominecon.7z, IT'S A FUCKING MINECRAFT 1.0 WITH JAVA INSTALLER! But that didn't stop the cracker for cracking Mojang's old wifi Password.
  • Ebrahim Raisi (President of Iran) was died in plane accident.
• 23th - tominecon.7z password was cracked.
• 24th
  • Doge dies. No wow anymore.
  • Around 11 (suspected to be from 160 to 2,000) Niggers die in a landslide in Papua New Guinea, 17 are non-fatally injured and 2,500+ are still missing.
• 30th - The Donald is found guilty on 34 counts. Search up "Donald Trump Rule 34" for more information.

June

• 1st
  • Fagfest starts once again.
  • T-Series got BTFO by Mr Beast! No longer the most-subscribed channel on JewTube!

• 2nd - 2024 Mexican elections, Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo is elected as the first female president.
• 9th - What a nice day and ED DOWN AGAIN!
• 12th - Warner Bros. Discovery announces that Regular Show will be returning with a brand new series and 44 new episodes.
• 17th - ED returns under the .gay domain name.
• 20th - Masteroogwgay gets banned from YouTube.
• 23th - Five peaceful religious muslims strike at Russia, AGAIN, but this time in Dagestan, permabanning 22 people (which included jews and christians) and injured 45 others, before being wasted by teh pigs.
• 21st - Cody Connors disguises Dr. DisRespect's ban from Twitch as a false rumor he was sexting an underage girl, but it's been disproven.
• 25th
  • Dr DisRespect outs himself by admitting he sexted minors.
  • The New Norm releases, causing massive butthurt and lulz.
• 26th - Some officers of the military in Bolivia tried to overthrow the government via a coup d'état, and it fucking failed, need to learn from el tata next time.
• 29th - Xiaro, a spic youtuber from Costa Rica, is doxxed for being a Pedophile. Average day on a Jewtuber's life, folks.
• 30th - Boogie2988 parodies Andrew Tate to promote Shitcoin (GONE WRONG).

July

• 7th - Crunchyroll gets exposed for using AI to subtitle their animus.
• 8th - People start taking note of the TikTok AI covers of "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar.
• 12th - Boogie2988 strikes again! This time, he pretended to have cancer and scammed more people.
• 13th
  • Donald Trump almost gets assassinated. If he had died, Joe Biden would've won.
  • Kyle A. Carrozza gets arrested for CP.
• 16th - Microsoft lays off an entire DEI team. GamerGate is saved!
• 19th - A buggy CrowdStrike update crashes a lot of Windows computers, causing outages all over the world.
• 21st - Joe Biden makes a tl;dr  announcement. (Long story short: He dropped out.)
• 23rd - Mr Beast finally kicks out Ava Kris Tyson. (You guessed it, pedophilia again!)
• 31st - Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh gets assassinated in Iran.

August

• 8th - Ukraine invades Russia again! (Fuck Donbas, we must invade Kursk!)
• 9th - Susan Wojcicki dies of cancer at the age of 56. (You can't blame her because she's dead!)
• 12th - Soyjak.party gets temporarily suspended by Namecheap.
• 16th
  • Valve decides to end TF2's wokeness by removing the pride flags from the Desk Engineer.
  • Ukrainian forces destroy a bridge over the Seim River in Kursk Oblast.
  • Some retard decided to fuck up Encyclopedia Dramatica by creating yet another shitty attack article called "Icewillow9", with the braindead admins refusing to baleet the article, completely destroying what was left of ED's reputation. ((the preceding comment was brought to you by icewillow9) ED doesn't negotiate with terrorists)
• 18th
  • EWU releases bodycam footage of Chris-chan, revealing that the police somehow didn't know about him beforehand.
  • A second bridge is destroyed by Ukraine in Kursk Oblast.
• 20th
  • Ukraine accomplishes their goal of destroying every bridge in Kursk Oblast.
  • FurAffinity gets hacked. All links to the site now redirect to Kiwi Farms.
• 21st - Nimbus the dog dies from a coyote attack because he was left outside.
• 22nd - .gay goes down for two days before being revived as edramatica.com.
• 23rd - Sony's biggest flop, and probably the biggest flop in vidya history, Concord, releases.
• 26th - Telegram founder Pavel Durov gets v& in France.
• 28th - Jewgle and Tel Aviv University release an AI that simulates Doom.
• 30th - Fatman Scoop dies at the age of 53.

September

• 1st - Twitter gets banned in Brazil.
• 3rd - Sony announces they're shutting down Concord on September 6th.
• 4th
  • 14-year-old Colt Gray shoots up his school in Winder, Georgia and only manages to kill 4 people.
  • Warner Bros. releases a trailer for the Minecraft movie.
• 7th
  • Nikocado Avocado is no longer fat.
  • Joseph Couch goes for the high score by picking up an AR-15 and shooting civilians in passing cars on Interstate 75 in Kentucky, hitting twelve cars and seriously injuring five people, leading to a manhunt.
• 9th
  • James Earl Jones dies.
  • Sony announces the PlayStation 5 Pro, to much hate.
• 11th - Today, I'm doing 9/11.
• 12th - Flappy Bird is back, now with lootboxes.
• 15th
  • Synnibear03 is outed as a fucking pedophile for sexting 14 year old and stepping away from all of social medias
  • Donald Trump almost gets assassinated again after another would-be assassin brings an AK-47 to his Florida golf course, but this time there were no kills or injuries (except for a 6-year-old girl who got fucked up by traffic closure) and the sniper was arrested.
• 17th
  • Israel hacks pagers and walkie-talkies from Lebanon to make them explosive.
  • A portu geese 12-year-old boy goes to the High score, using a knife and a ballistic vest, wounding 6 NPCs before being V&.
  • In Mali, unknown gunmen went amok on a school and kill 80 people.
• 18th
  • Joseph Couch, the man behind the previously mentioned Interstate 75 Kentucky shooting, is found an heroed by a livestreamer couple.
  • Nintendo files a lolsuit against Palworld.
  • DanTDM slams MrBeast's collaboration with KSI and Logan Paul for selling unnecessary food and drink to 13-year-old boys. KSI and Logan Paul flip the shit out but MrBeast doesn't take it too hard.
• 20th - Ibrahim Aqil gets killed by the Israeli Air Force.
• 21st - Smash Bandicoot (Powerword: Mohamed Hesham) gets doxed by his toilet.
• 22nd - YouTube announces "The Paused Experience" where fucking ads will play when the video you are watching is paused making more PROFIT cause they obviously need more money for their shit ass business.
• 27th
  • Hassan Nasrallah gets killed by the Israeli Air Force.
  • Godot's community manager goes rogue and decides to block everyone who isn't woke enough.
• 28th
  • YouTube has a licensing issue with SESAC, resulting in massive butthurt and thousands of overrated shitty music videos getting blocked.
  • Iran launches missiles at Israel. Twatter users applaud and are glad the Jews are getting their karma.

October

• 1st
  • Nintendo shuts down Ryujinx. No more Switch emulators.
  • Switzerland: A chink wounds 3 infants on a nursery school entrance and gets V&.
• 4th
  • Joker 2 flops, can't even walk down the staircase.
  • The encyclopediadramatica.win domain gets seized by Cloudflare, and peace between the staff of .win and edramatica.com is (mostly) established.
• 7th - 1-year anniversary of the Gaza War. Looks like kikes still can't find other kikes.
• 8th - Brazil unbans Twitter.
• 9th
  • Velma (2023) gets canceled.
  • Nintendo releases a $100 alarm clock.
• 10th
  • The Internet Archive suffers a massive data breach.
  • Kikeland bombs another school in Palestine, killing 28 people.
• 12th - Fanboy & Chum Chum turns 15.
• 13th - Another massive data breach, this time directed at Game Freak.
  • Just A Robot commits career-suicide by uploading a video where he spends an hour and half trying to defend a pedophile, and got so much backlash that he bawleeted his channel.
• 16th
  • Twitter lets people you've blocked see your posts.
  • Liam Payne dies.
• 17th
  • Israel kills Yahya Sinwar.
  • Again Kikeland bombs another school in Palestine and kills 28, like the 10th October.
• 18th - A 14-year-old boy frags 3 people at his school before becoming an hero in Brazil.
• 20th - Unknown killed 1 and wounded 5 NPCs in Albany, Georgia, Murica before escaping.
• 25th - Some building in Spain collapses and 3 people died.
• 29th - Again in Spain, 50 no, 95, fuck, 150... 217 people dead and 89 people disappeared after a flash flood in some random stream in the south of Valencia City. And all cuz the government who refused to put alarms on people's phones because they were "expensive".It's moar than a week and this natural disaster is still relevant on the news.
• 31st
  • IT'S HALLOWEEN, AGAIN!!!!
  • Yet another ruined Halloween party in the USA. This time in Orlando, Florida with 2 kills and 6 wounded. Happy Halloween

November

• 1st
  • No Nut November begins.
  • Peanut the Squirrel gets seized and killed by the NYSDEC.
• 3rd - After the Valencia floods, king Felipe Phillip VI and his wife, the queen, are received by the locals with flying dirt. Meanwhile the president Pedro Sanchez is also received by flying dirt and also being shoveled in the back by some random butthurt anticommies
• 5th
  • The Donald becomes the second president to serve non-consecutive terms, 132 years after Grover Cleveland became the first.
  • Equatoguinean vice-president Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue warned about politicians having sex in their offices. Obviously normal straight sex. He also warned that they are going to face charges if they do it again.
• 7th - 2024 Amsterdam Anti-kike revolution; some Ajax hooligans pissed off about playing a match vs Maccabi Tel-Aviv, began mobbing around the city.
• 18th - The creator of Sprunki gets doxed by UTTP members.
• 26th - JackSepticeye gets diagnosed with Autism. What a fucking surprise.

December

• 1st
  • Destroy Dick December begins.
  • A 14-year-old boy named Benicio Rotelo Semeszczuk^✡, shot and killed his father, before shooting and injuring his 48-year-old mom and his 8-year-old sister before an heroing in Berazategui, Argentina.
• 4th - Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, gets assassinated by Luigi Mangione.
• 8th - The Assad regime ends.
• 9th - Daniel Penny is found not guilty.
• 12th - Drones fly over New Jersey.
• 14th - Government decides to keep TikTok ban for freedom of speech. Ironically, people from the government also were reported to make TikTok accounts to make pro-Israel videos.
• 16th - Natalie Rupnow, a Nazi femcel, shoots up a Christian school, causing massive butthurt everyone to make fun of her.
• 18th - An assassination attempt is made against controversial political commentator Nick Fuentes.
• 20th
  • Rey Mysterio's father dies.
  • A Saudi ex-Muslim plays Carmageddon at a Christmas market in Magdeburg, Germany because of butthurt. He kills 5 people and injures hundreds.
• 21st - Sri Lanka declares end of debt default, says economic crisis was ‘man made’
• 24th
  • Big Time Rush, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Ni Hao, Kai-lan, Blue's Room, Oobi, Sanjay and Craig, and some other shows I can't be assed mentioning got bawleeted off of Paramount+.
  • Trailer for "THE UNBREAKABLE BOY" gets revealed on Twitter. Movie is about a spergy little Jewish boy. Tons of spergs get offended over it.
• 25th - Britt Allcroft, Thomas and Friends creator dies at 81.
• 29th - Jimmy Carter dies at the age of 100.
• 31st - The last day of the fucking HORRIBLE year we call 2024. Good riddance

See Also

• Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2023
• Previous year to the previous year
• Every other year available on ED.

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