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[[File:MOEHMOEEEEHHHH.jpg|thumb|center|700px|They say if you say the word MOEH to a Colony Drop member, they melt into a pile of shit and insecurity. Also DOUBLE MOEH]]
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[[File:Aznova.jpg|thumb|They say if you show Moe Animu to the users of Colony Drop, you'll uncover their true forms of insectoid aliens that plan to rape Japanese women to create the ultimate race to overrun mankind with large robots and penises.]]
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[[File:MOEEEHHH.jpeg|thumb|left|We at ED have heard that posting up Moeh is the same thing as posting up Goatse to the people at Colon Dump. Just to piss you tough ass penis pounders, we'll post up teh moeh anyway. Fuckers. ;3]]
   
   
{{squote|If you’ve ever felt like meeting a bunch of ugly, unattractive, gangly looking buffoons and are unable to attend a local anime convention in the United States, I’m sure Tokyo Anime Fair would be a suitable replacement. The depressing truth is that not only did these slack-jawed guailo clearly descend onto Tokyo for pure anime intentions, no doubt many of them came just to attend Tokyo Anime Fair.|The owners of Colony Drop actually talking about themselves, trying to admit it, but still in search of the meaning of their lives, which we're sure they'll never find.|color=black|size=300%}}
{{squote|If you’ve ever felt like meeting a bunch of ugly, unattractive, gangly-looking buffoons and are unable to attend a local anime convention in the United States, I’m sure Tokyo Anime Fair would be a suitable replacement. The depressing truth is that not only did these slack-jawed guailo clearly descend onto Tokyo for pure anime intentions, no doubt many of them came just to attend Tokyo Anime Fair.|The owners of Colony Drop actually talking about themselves, trying to admit that they are pasty and spoiled weeaboos themselves, but too fearful that their penises will shrink because of this|color=black|size=300%}}


{{squote|Colony Drop isn't a Macross site, it's an "Old is Good" "New is Bad" Shithole|Once you've read this, it's kind of apparent that it's an oldfag weeabbo circlejerk|color=black|size=300%}}
{{squote|Colony Drop isn't a Macross site, it's an "Old is Good" "New is Bad" Shithole|Once you've read this, it's kind of apparent that it's an oldfag weeabbo circlejerk|color=black|size=300%}}
'''[http://www.colonydrop.com Colon Dump]''' is the prime example of the fucktardedness [[Weeaboo#The Opposite side of the retard spectrum, but still fucking retarded|Reject Weeaboos]] display on the other end of the dumbfuck spectrum of Anime Fandom Wankery, <br> why becoming self deluded that thinking that your preferences and [[Masturbation|"way of appreciation"]] should be glorified and should be the way to do things will get you sex will in fact automatically place you in a level meters below [[Chris-chan]] level fucktardedness, <br>why people that post up sites like these [http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/colonydrop.com rank Place 1,086,435 and dropping on Alexa] for a reason and aren't visited by anyone with [[NORP|half of]] [[Weeaboo|a brain]], because of the massive amounts of flat earthing nonsensical ramblings, typical bitchass fan behavior, and insufferable and painfully annoying nerd derp herf temper tantrums when they felt their [[Small cock|penises]] were threatened because of denial of the [[Truth|fact]] that what they like [[DEAL WITH IT|"isn't cool anymore",]] <br>and a showcase of internet nerd racism and ethnocentric rampaging prevalent amongst suburbanite Americans.
'''''Because when you've got a shit ton of whining and complaining over the years of yourself thinking that Animu fandom would get you pussy like some other [http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/anime-conventions.php oldfag fucktard] acting like a Alzheimers ridden fuck about why nothing sucks your dick anymore, and blaming others for why "EVERYTHING FELL TO SHIT EVERYTHING SUCKS" [[Truth|because you're all no dick shallow lazyass insipid uninspired hedonistic fickle whiny pompoushit dumbfucks that never had the insight to change anything in the first place because you are all arrogant fanwanking spoiled smugfuck asshole teenybopping douches by birth, then state that "oh, we're not attempting to change teh minds of the animu directors in nipland!" years later, and have us at ED know bullshit by asshole jaded reject weeaboo cuntwastes when we see it, you will deny the fuck out of your deepest and true desires and lie the fuck out of your own jadedry in order to sustain your depressing more than goth reject weeaboo fan herpderp sojourn to show everyone how your "superiority in anime and fandom tastes" are better than everyone elses.]]  [[Yes|AM I RITE]]'''''
[[File:Heard some things.png|thumb|NOE MUDKIPS NOOOO! THE INSECTOID ALIENS WILL HAVE YOUR WAY WITH YOUR POOPER! YOU'RE THEIR ONLY SEXUAL WEAKNESS!!]]


[[File:ColonyDropsPhilosophy3.jpg|thumb|center|800px|What they believe all animu fans, Nipponesese, and people they don't like should succumb to if nothing sucks their dicks and expectations. Fun Fact: This is actually from their site, photoshooped by some bitter weeb fuck and hosted up for all of the world to see. Believe it!]]  
[[File:ColonyDropsPhilosophy3.jpg|thumb|center|800px|What they believe all animu fans, Nipponesese, and people they don't like should succumb to if nothing sucks their dicks and expectations. Fun Fact: This is actually from their site, photoshooped by some bitter weeb fuck and hosted up for all of the world to see. Believe it!]]  


==What the fuckery is this shit!?==
'''[http://www.colonydrop.com Colon Dump]''' is the equivalent of the [[Westboro Baptist Church]] of the Anime Fandom community, who are not comprised of overtly zealous and batshit insane Jesusfags longing for the cock of God, but of overtly jealous, self-hating, spoiled, and utterly insufferable batshit insane basement and nostalgia dwelling anime fans in their 30s from Europe and the US, who have an agenda to make Japan suck their dicks for them to make Japanese Cartoons the "way they want it".


[[File:Haruhi Yuri.jpg|thumb|Remember guise! When the anime doesn't have robots or men to make yourself feel better about, complain and be a whiny bitch! That'll show 'em!]]
It is also the prime example of the fucktardedness displayed on the other end of the dumbfuck spectrum of Anime Fandom Wankery, known by their more formal name, the [[Weeaboo#The Opposite side of the retard spectrum, but still fucking retarded|Reject Weeaboo]].
Apparently, the site's aim is to ''"[[Nerd Rage|argue against the grain of]] anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions"'', which in turn, means to out right whine and display a twisted and jaded self-entitled perspective of their Anime Fan experience as leverage to act like a bitter ball of shit and piss, while in turn, hoping to ruin everyone's anime related experiences, so that they may perform the biggest Olympic pool sized orgy fueled by self-denial and a need to justify why Anime needs to be "cool" and "manly" for all of Europe and America to "accept it".


Created by a [[Douchebag|douchebag]] [[Gundam|Gundam]] [[Comic book fans|fanboy]], Colony Drop is a collection of many [[American|Amurican]] ethnocentric weeaboo otaku's flatearthing ramblings and bitching about how much Anime isn't catered for their tastes, and still living in 1994.  
There is also nothing like Reject Weeaboos, attempting to act elitist and condencending to a fandom that enjoys Japanese Cartoons, who all and all don't give a shit to a corner of the internet that [http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/colonydrop.com ranks Fucking Fail and dropping on Alexa] for a reason and aren't visited by anyone with half of a brain, including other weeaboos.  


Apparently, the site's aim is to ''"[[Nerd Rage|argue against the grain of]] [[Butthurt|anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions]]"''. Apparently, when you're a fucking geekoid that [[Trying too hard|takes your fandom]] too far in the range of [[Unwarranted self importance|superiority]] and [[Unrealistic expectations|think that Anime fandom]] is going to [[E-go|get you the top title of Nerddom]] and [[Vagina|pussy]] [[You|you]] could [[No|imagine]], create a [[Blog|blog]] [[MY NAME IS X AND I WILL HAVE MY Y!|in retaliation when the world isn't going the way you please]], whining about how all of Japan needs to suck your dick and [[Shit no one cares about|Japanese Cartoons]] [[DEAL WITH IT|not sucking your cock and appeasing your expectations,]] all while sitting on an [[Computer|assburgertron]] on your pasty fat ass, and believing any one will hear, give a shit, believe, like, and follow whatever the fuck your bitching away like the little insufferable narrowminded douchebag loser you are about how your nerd fandom and everything related to it needs to suck your dick will get you your ego back, [[Truth|it goes to show]] that the worst of [[Anime|anime]] [[Fandom|fandom]] is fucked up no matter what end of the [[Retard|spectrum]] you take, whether it be from [[Batshit Insane|buttersnap shitfuck crazy]] [[Kawaii|kawaii]] [[I'm so random|RANDOMZ!!11!!!]] [[Japan]] worshiping tweeners, to these fucks, ie [[Elitist|self entitled]] [[Nerd Rage|bitch mouthed]] [[Stupid|narrowmind shitbrain]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|preference whoring]] and [[Comic book fans|insufferably spoiled as shit]] [[Basement Dweller|bitter hairy nerdass geekoid virgins]] that will go so [[Batshit Insane|fucking far with their fandom to be insufferable mindfuckeries of asshole losers that will bitch and complain about every aspect of life to get anime how they like it.]]
Maybe it's because normal people would find people who act this insecure and lost in their lives over why Japan doesn't need to suck a dick to spoiled suburbanite gaijin crowd of another culture are fucking loons and insufferable people to keep in cages so that no one has to experience their fuckery, but maybe that's just us.  


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With flatearthing whiny Reject Weeaboos at there commands, their commons posts are:  
With flatearthing whiny Reject Weeaboos at there commands, their commons posts are:  


* Their [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/11/10/moe-studies-the-fetishization-of-mental-illness-early-wip-1?blog=1 half assed attempt to defame and about how much they don't like teh] [[Loli|Moe]],  
*Their [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/11/10/moe-studies-the-fetishization-of-mental-illness-early-wip-1?blog=1 half-assed attempt to defame and about how much they don't like teh] [[Loli|Moe]],  


*how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2008/12/29/the-anime-industry-and-how-colony-drop?blog=1 they believe that their pasty whiteboy suburbanite loser asses will change the Animu industry and Japanese society as a whole, ] [[Unrealistic expectations|thinking that Japan actually gives a fuck]] about whiny annoying gaijin fuckers that whine about Japanese cartoons,  
*how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2008/12/29/the-anime-industry-and-how-colony-drop?blog=1 they believe that their pasty whiteboy suburbanite loser asses will change the Animu industry and Japanese society as a whole],  [[Unrealistic expectations|thinking that Japan actually gives a fuck]] about whiny annoying gaijin fuckers that whine about Japanese Cartoons,  


*yapping off their mouths about how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/03/28/tokyo-anime-fair-2009?blog=1 the Tokyo Anime Fair was sooooo boring], and hoping to be greater pasty douchey whiteboys by being [[Hardcore|HARDKORE DUDDDE!!!111!]] by making [[Stupid|witty]] remarks about how everything sucked, which is what pasty douchey whiteboys do apparently,
*yapping off their mouths about how [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/03/28/tokyo-anime-fair-2009?blog=1 the Tokyo Anime Fair was sooooo boring], and hoping to be greater pasty douchey whiteboys by being [[Hardcore|HARDKORE DUDDDE!!!111!]] by making [[Stupid|witty]] remarks about how everything sucked, which is what pasty douchey whiteboys do apparently,
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*and displaying the greatest amounts of [[racism|arrogant]] [[douchebag|prudish]] White Boy [[Stupid|douchebaggotry]] next to a pile of cocaine, a styrofoam factory, and [[Your Mom|your mom's]] latest clipshow of her vacation in Canada, complete with the "oh those (insert inhabitants of whatever country she went to) are so wacky" statement. [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/03/28/tokyo-anime-fair-2009?blog=1 Apparently, this statement holds truer than weeaboos eat pocky], apparently being a Reject Weeaboo makes you not only a jackass hypocrite anime elitist shithead that only worships Japan for their animation, but also an [[Americunt|ethnocentric untolerable fucktwat]] [[Nazi|that bitches about everyone having to suck the dong of your ways of life.]]   
*and displaying the greatest amounts of [[racism|arrogant]] [[douchebag|prudish]] White Boy [[Stupid|douchebaggotry]] next to a pile of cocaine, a styrofoam factory, and [[Your Mom|your mom's]] latest clipshow of her vacation in Canada, complete with the "oh those (insert inhabitants of whatever country she went to) are so wacky" statement. [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/03/28/tokyo-anime-fair-2009?blog=1 Apparently, this statement holds truer than weeaboos eat pocky], apparently being a Reject Weeaboo makes you not only a jackass hypocrite anime elitist shithead that only worships Japan for their animation, but also an [[Americunt|ethnocentric untolerable fucktwat]] [[Nazi|that bitches about everyone having to suck the dong of your ways of life.]]   


'''''*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/08/25/operation-british-jmanga?blog=1 They will also do their best to mask up and plead innocence like how Japan didn't do Unit 731 and Batan (events that even true weebs would not deny is true) through telling us that they don't intend to change the minds of japanese directors and animators.] ''''' <br>
*'''''[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/08/25/operation-british-jmanga?blog=1 They will also do their best to mask up and plead innocence like how Japan didn't do Unit 731 and Bataan (events that even true weebs would not deny is true) through telling us that they don't intend to change the minds of Japanese directors and animators.] ''''' <br>
Because the reject weeaboos down at Colon Dump are so fucking likable, and have a lot of [[Lie|insightful articles]] [[Fucktard|on why everything in anime isn't how it's used to be in their tastes because they are arrogant dumbfucks that don't know the meaning of the word time,]] right?
Because the reject weeaboos down at Colon Dump are so fucking likable, and have a lot of [[Lie|insightful articles]] [[Fucktard|on why everything in anime isn't how it's used to be in their tastes because they are arrogant dumbfucks that don't know the meaning of the word time,]] right?


And all of this by bitching about Japanese Cartoons. [[Dignity|How fucking low]] can [[You|you]] [[Fail|get?]]
And all of this by bitching about Japanese Cartoons. [[Dignity|How fucking low]] can [[You|you]] [[Fail|get?]]


Best of all, they have [[Gay|a fellow list of cocksuckers]] (under Blogroll, fucking site's composition is retarded ) [[Cuddle Party|that get together with each other every night and complain about this stupid nonsensical shit]] while [[Sodomy|enjoying each other's hot manly juices on each other.]] One of them also is a poorly done attempt at a criticism and edgy commentary of the animu done in a webcomic, but it's too fucking stupid to state and name that it would likely destroy our servers.
Best of all, they have [[Gay|a fellow list of cocksuckers]] (under Blogroll, fucking site's composition is retarded) [[Cuddle Party|that get together with each other every night and complain about this stupid nonsensical shit]] while [[Sodomy|enjoying each other's hot manly juices on each other.]] One of them also is a poorly done attempt at a criticism and edgy commentary of the animu done in a webcomic, but it's too fucking stupid to state and name that it would likely destroy our servers.


==Rise from Nobody Gives a fuck to Nobody fucking cares==
==Rise from Nobody Gives a Fuck to Nobody Fucking Cares==


{{squote|They look at anime like they are the school jocks and the rest of the fandom are the nerd punching bags. How you can create posts like this one: "a-confederacy-of-dipshits-dissecting-an-infestation" and not expect to be called tools or douches or any other wonderfully appropriate name. |April 24, 2010 at 5:17 pm - Even before this article's creation did even the more intelligent realize the amazing amounts of sad as hell fanwank nerd douchebagottry and fucktard manchild gamer-esque Seanbaby wannabe humor that the reject weeaboo losers provide at Colon Dump.|color=black|size=300%}}
{{squote|They look at anime like they are the school jocks and the rest of the fandom are the nerd punching bags. How you can create posts like this one: "a-confederacy-of-dipshits-dissecting-an-infestation" and not expect to be called tools or douches or any other wonderfully appropriate name. |April 24, 2010 at 5:17 pm - Even before this article's creation did even the more intelligent realize the amazing amounts of sad as hell fanwank nerd douchebagottry and fucktard manchild gamer-esque [[Seanbaby]] wannabe humor that the reject weeaboo losers provide at Colon Dump.|color=black|size=300%}}


[[File:NobodyLikesYou.jpeg|Oldfag reject weeaboos that desire the fandom to suck their dongs are just as bad as the weeabbos that scream KAWAII!!11!, camera whore themselves and post up bad homoerotic fanfiction of Fushugi Yugi and shit. Plus, this chick's got a point; fucktard losers that think that their preference of animu is better than others are like the 13 and 22 year old manchildren and tweener gamers that wag their dick around about "teh HALO IS TEH GRATEST GAEM EVAR DURRRR"]]
[[File:NobodyLikesYou.jpeg|Oldfag reject weeaboos that desire the fandom to suck their dongs are just as bad as the weeabbos that scream KAWAII!!11!, camera whore themselves and post up bad homoerotic fanfiction of Fushugi Yugi and shit. Plus, this chick's got a point; fucktard losers that think that their preference of animu is better than others are like the 13 and 22 year old manchildren and tweener gamers that wag their dick around about "teh HALO IS TEH GRATEST GAEM EVAR DURRRR"]]


Their most proudest achievement was [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/01/10/saddle-up-ya-ll-it-s-time-for-the-2010-roundup?blog=1 stating themselves that they won the next animu blog competition of 2010], and then proceeding to blab about how that [[Shit no one cares about|"drawing the ire of such an insular, petty community]] is a sure sign that [[no|we’re doing the right thing.]]" Of course, the truth being that they are reject weeaboos [[DO NOT WANT|that not even other weeaboos]] like for their pisspoor attempt to be [[Fucktard|"edgy, HARDKORE and IN YO FACE"]], while attempting to swing their oldfag anime fanboy penises for everyone to suck on out of insecurity and self absorbed ego fucktardism, [http://aniblogtourney.wordpress.com/2010/04/24/round-1-match-11-and-12/ they actually lost the first round.] [[Forever Alone|Sad.]] We're also sure that this is the reason why ratings for the shitheap excuse of this place is down to [[Over 9000|over negative one million.]] [[I'm ok with this|Actually, it already was in the first place, so fuck it.]]
Their most proudest achievement was [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/01/10/saddle-up-ya-ll-it-s-time-for-the-2010-roundup?blog=1 stating themselves that they won the next animu blog competition of 2010], and then proceeding to blab about how that [[Shit no one cares about|"drawing the ire of such an insular, petty community]] is a sure sign that [[no|we’re doing the right thing.]]" Of course, the truth being that they are reject weeaboos [[DO NOT WANT|that not even other weeaboos]] like for their pisspoor attempt to be [[Fucktard|"edgy, HARDKORE and IN YO FACE"]], while attempting to swing their oldfag anime fanboy penises for everyone to suck on out of insecurity and self-absorbed ego fucktardism, [http://aniblogtourney.wordpress.com/2010/04/24/round-1-match-11-and-12/ they actually lost the first round.] [[Forever Alone|Sad.]] We're also sure that this is the reason why ratings for the shitheap excuse of this place is down to [[Over 9000|over negative one million.]] [[I'm ok with this|Actually, it already was in the first place, so fuck it.]]


Of course, being self absorbed, [[Irony|insular, petty,]] unwitty and [[Truth|some of the biggest liars, whiners, losers, pretentious "edgy" douchebag geekoid fuckheads and dumbfucks to ever grace the internets with a heavy dose of sadism and bitter contempt for not getting pussy for your anime fanwankery]] doesn't make your post anything short of trollish, it's clearly a sign of your bitter hatred and oldfaggotry seeping into your words.  
Of course, being self-absorbed, [[Irony|insular, petty,]] unwitty and [[Truth|some of the biggest liars, whiners, losers, pretentious "edgy" douchebag geekoid fuckheads and dumbfucks to ever grace the internets with a heavy dose of sadism and bitter contempt for not getting pussy for your anime fanwankery]] doesn't make your post anything short of trollish, it's clearly a sign of your bitter hatred and oldfaggotry seeping into your words.  


Don't get us wrong, weeaboos on the teenybopper "KAWAII RANDOMES" end can be the biggest and most annoying fuckers when it comes to defending their moeh, animu and grorious nippon, but nothing beats that than oldfags cumming themselves to picking on the newfag generation, especially intolerable ethnocentric shithead Japanese Cartoon [[Weeaboo|"buffs"]] to heal their jaded broken remains of a soul through [[Troll|ly]][[Fail|ing]] and [[Forever Alone|pretending not to notice nobody likes you]] through pathetic attempts at [[Unfunny|humor]] and [[Stupid|wit]].  
Don't get us wrong, weeaboos on the teenybopper "KAWAII RANDOMES" end can be the biggest and most annoying fuckers when it comes to defending their moeh, animu and grorious nippon, but nothing beats that except oldfags cumming themselves to picking on the newfag generation, especially intolerable ethnocentric shithead Japanese Cartoon [[Weeaboo|"buffs"]] to heal their jaded broken remains of a soul through [[Troll|ly]][[Fail|ing]] and [[Forever Alone|pretending not to notice nobody likes you]] through pathetic attempts at [[Unfunny|humor]] and [[Stupid|wit]].  


Their second greatest achievement is getting onto Weeaboo Central News (AKA Animu News Network) [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/anncast/2011-05-05 and talking their mouths off] about how the anime [[Unwarranted Self Importance|isn't what's making their dick bigger any more]], and further eroding the reputation of a shitty news site with crap reporting and articles and a fuckheaded forum userbase even further by stooping to hire them for their podcasts! [[NO|Zany!!]]
Their second greatest achievement is getting onto Weeaboo Central News (AKA Animu News Network) [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/anncast/2011-05-05 and talking their mouths off] about how the anime [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|isn't what's making their dick bigger any more]], and further eroding the reputation of a shitty news site with crap reporting and articles and a fuckheaded forum userbase even further by stooping to hire them for their podcasts! [[NO|Zany!!]]


But it was also revealed in the fucking hueg ass [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/bbs/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=223876 forums] that the closest thing they've coming to doing in their pitiful jackass lives is revealing that they are secretly trying to be the anime based successor to [[Seanbaby]]. [[NO|Keep going guys, your lifelong achievements are all in your hands!]]
But it was also revealed in the fucking hueg ass [http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/bbs/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=223876 forums] that the closest thing they've coming to doing in their pitiful jackass lives is revealing that they are secretly trying to be the anime-based successor to [[Seanbaby]]. [[NO|Keep going guys, your lifelong achievements are all in your hands!]]


==[[TL;DR]], why the fuck should we care?==
==Motivations of Colony Drop==


[[File:ColonyDropsPhilosophy.jpg|400px|center|thumb|"Them nips deserve this shit for not making cartoons our way. Fuckin nips." - Colon Dump Founders, after hotwiring a fake Red Cross link to hookup to their bank accounts and putting it up on their site's main frame]]
We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica aren't just composed of people who insult and mock on a social level, but also of those that mock on a social and personal level as well to showcase why such people are fucking cocksuckers and douchebag attention whores.
The level of Colony Drop's self-hatred and bitter motivations to ruin other weeaboos and animu fan's experiences is such a mindfucking classification of retarded and bitter hatred, it has been decided that analysis of such fucktardery should be attempted in order to make clear of what this site is really all about.


It's an [[Nerd Rage|Angry]] [[White Devils|white male]] Reject Weeaboo [[Bukkake|jerkoff session]] and a lesson of many important things:
So let's be honest here at ED. While we have used the same terms, over and over again, being "Pasty White, Bitter, Fandom-Obsessed, Self-Deluded Elitist, Basement-Dwelling Virgins", you ''cannot help'' but feel that a majority of these things poured out onto the internets is ''fucking true.''


#Why bitter burnout [[oldfags]] are never bearable in the first place,
And let's face it, this place ''is'' created by a bunch of Pasty White, Bitter, Fandom-Obsessed, Self-Deluded Elitist, Basement Dwelling Virgins. When you click that site, read those articles, and push whatever responses this shitheap attempts to communicate to you, you cannot HELP but feel that a majority of these things poured out onto the internets ''are fucking true.''
#Why geeks that bitch about fandom and never shut up about it are whiny douchebag losers that nobody likes,  
#Why these guys don't have any friends regarding their self inflated egotism and self given dumbfuckery,
#Why being an elitist on the internet isn't an award that gets you a pile of cocaine with a hot shot car powered by [[Harbl|harbl]] and blowjobs from [[Women|hookers]],
#Why douchey white boy losers that [[Butthurt|bitch and complain]] about shit that's from another country are actually the biggest losers you'll ever know,
#Why [[Comic book fans]] like these aren't ever going to get their dicks touched by an actual woman.
#Why no one likes pretentious wannabe tough guy ethnocentric pseudo internet bullies, and why they'll forever be alone.
 
'''PROTIP:''' Reject Weeaboos like these melt at the sight of moeh animus and images, because their dark jaded souls of sticking their dicks up their own homemade fuck dolls shaped like [[WRYYYYY|Dio Brando]] have granted them dark, unknown powers at the trade of their own dignity, common sense, and forever leaves them unsatisfied in ego. To make sure that reject weebs don't come and eat us like the fucking basement dwelling fuckugly mongrels they are, we've just added a ton of moeh images to keep them at bay.


==[[TL;DR]],THEIR GOAL:==
Let's look back on this shitsack, shall we?
<center><font size=9>'''JAPAN ISN'T SUCKING OUR DONGS AND MAKING JAPANESE CARTOONS OUR WAY!!!!''' </font size=9></center>


The users are manchildren fuckball wackos, driven to insanity over their fandom in Japanese Cartoons. They post up bitter and lulz worthy material about how other Animu fans are inferior and worthless compared to their tastes and "standing" in the Anime fandom, regardless most sane people wouldn't even give two fucks about what fuckball intentions they state. [http://animesos.tumblr.com/ They have a FUCKING TWITTER devoted to twisting whatever the hell people post up on their Deviant Art and acting in their inane fucktardry as if that makes them "better fans".] They enjoy pathetic attempts at trolling and more so attempting to be edgy and douchy behaviors we know that they wouldn't even have the testicles to pull off IRL because they don't have those balls to act like how they do on the internet and deal with the repricussions. These are the losers who attempt to be the Seanbaby of Anime that fail to live to the name, and even puss out and fail on their first try by not posting up their actual pictures of themselves. These are the losers that puss out and don't even live up to being "manly", that very thing that they jack themselves off to eventually becoming, every night. 


[[File:ColonyDropsPhilosophy2.jpg|center|500px|Closest thing you whiny fuckers will ever get to your plans of sterilizing and imposing your white nerd bitch ass reich over grorious nippon. Fuck you too.]]
[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/07/26/operation-british-phase-4-the-don-t-pay?blog=1 They post up fucking self-deluded shit about some fandom war about Gundams and Evangelion despite no proof of whatever the fuck they're talking about IS real.] [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/07/28/hideaki-anno-is-trying-to-kill-anime-and?blog=1 They will go so far out of their way in their fanfuckery that they will stoop to make up claims about animu directors they don't favor.] They desire all of Anime Fandom and Weeaboos to worship them through their "edgy" and "cool" content, so they write articles of some of the most flatearthing bullshit about fandom that no one but these dickmunchers would spend their time on. They are so fucking out of their heads, they would even go to Japan on its slowest of days in order to twist facts about how Akibahara is a playground for inferior Japanese otaku, and like all rabidly sick and fucked in the head fanboys would do, cum themselves and lavishly brag about how the Gundam Bar around the same area is the best place in all of Japan.


[[File:Recoverd jpg file(943).jpg|center|300px|Pretty much says it all.]]
These Alpha Male Wannabe posers complain about how a fucking trend in their precious animu, Moe, is the death of anime, and how their pathetic attempt at a website is going to change that. These are loser virgins bitter and thought that Japanese Cartoons would get them laid, who take out their frustrations out on people who don't give two fucks about what they're thinking. These are losers who got one to too many wedgies in High School attempting to kiss up and cater favor to appease to a society that fucks them in the ass, in order to feel accepted over Japanese Cartoons, and how making them "Manly American/European" will help people "take Japanese Cartoons Seriously". [http://animesos.tumblr.com/ These are complete insecure pussies who go as far as to go to anime conventions and take photos, to make fun of them and jerk off to feel satiated in their fandom standing, as if anyone fucking cares.] These are fucking losers that would go as far as to make a magazine dedicated to their retarded and overrated conversations about old anime that no one gives a fuck about anymore.


These are pathetic basement dwelling virgin nerds, bitter and angry at a world that doesn't "embrace anime seriously", who put all of their blame on current trends of what their Japanese Cartoons doesn't follow back when they started watching it in a self-entitled and delusional world of nostalgia and jaded perspectives, and are on a downhill shitdrop to becoming An Hero because about as much as they enjoy acting like some of the most self-entitled and arrogant shithead Reject Weeaboos on the planet, they're really just pathetic hipster virgins, who will sink to any low to even sucking dicks of Japanese Directors in order to curry favor to make themselves feel better at night and help keep their pathetic delusion going as they age into vagina starved cocksuckers desperate for stimulation on their shitty animu site. Not even Weeaboos have this kind of fucked up and mindfucking level of emotional baggage to fuel something as abysmally insane as the fucking rectal santorum of Colony Drop.


<center><font size=9>'''SAME FUCKING WEEABOO SHIT, DIFFERENT END OF THE STUPID SPECTRUM'''</font size=9></center>
These are some fucking pathetic and pitiful assed Reject Weeaboos, and we here at ED have found the top tier of the insanity of fandom fuckery.


==Why So Serious?==
[[File:Weaboos_anime.jpg|thumb|300px|Trust us, when you actually go to their site, this image will look so much better to you. Okay, not by much, but it will look less annoying than the fuck these shitheads write.]]
[[File:Kawaiiguy.jpg|thumb|left|Talk about weeaboos into the moeh, at least this guy gets more pussy than what the fuck the Colon Dump rejects get]]


Apparently, being an oldfag, and holding [[Unrealistic Expectations|long lost dreams]] of going to Japan, and thinking it's the place where rainbows are in the sky everyday, where anime cons are catered to Gaijin Weeaboo like yourself with girls cosplayed up like your [[16-year-old girl|dream anime girl]] to be [[Sex|fucked gently]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|for long time]] and the next upgrade model of mecha awarded to you just for liking anime, where Akibahara is a wonderland of anime and electronics waiting to be picked like the next virgin flower to be pleasured (which we're sure than more than accurate that they never got), and how everyday the people of Japan use mecha to fly around to work each and everyday in their wonderful paradise, back in the late 80's, and being a bitter fuck today because you were too busy being dumber than the weeaboos you bitch about doesn't exactly make up for your stupidity.
Even if giving yourself the title of "[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Anime Appreciation Society President]]", making a shitty site about [[Fucktard|bitching about]] the state of Anime Fandom, acting like a retarded wannabe edgy clone of Seanbaby, and thinking that anyone gives a fuck or even cares about shitty articles filled with whining and blaming others "for not making Anime look cool in the eyes of the majority" to make Anime popular for your penis ego, it won't make up for the pissant burnt out weeabo you are today.
But keep going, I'm sure that people will truly understand your [[fucktard|whimsical]] ramblings! Realize your dreams and reach the sky! <br>[[Unrealistic Expectations|We're sure you'll make Japanese cartoons and the fandom popular then for your dick!]]
===TL;DR,===
Even the very weeaboos that they bitch about are more fucking tolerable, likeable, smarter and [[Dignity|charismatic]] than they'll ever be. Considering Colony Drop's attitudes on the animu today, how they think them nips need to suck off of their dongs of "how to be [[Unwarranted Self Importance|badass]] and [[Shit|gritty]]" Amuricans are, and their self given role of "[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Anime Appreciation Society President]]" to make anime a replacement [[Ego|penis]] because of their actual small penises through bitching about how Japanese cartoons and even as far as the fandom need to be done their way, it's no wonder why [[Loser|Reject Weeaboos]] are fucking lame and unlikable.
==Dissectery of Dumbfuckery, AKA [[Learn to|LERN 2]] [[Original research|RESEARCH FAGGORTS]]==
[[File:Backeduptoilet.jpg|500px|thumb|center|The summary of the contents of Colon Dump.]]
{{squote|Based on most of the blogs I’m seeing in this Tourney, CD has lots more substance than a great many anime blogs out there. As much as they layer their content with a tone of “anime is NOT serious business” (which I find funny and refreshing), they actually take their writing and the content that they write about pretty seriously.|Even their own fans that jack off to this shit can call out the layers upon layers of bullshit smeared atop of cynic computer reject weeaboo nerd sentiments and bitter hate towards life through Colon Dump's content|color=black|size=300%}}
[[File:Seiran.PNG|thumb|You know there's something amiss when you have weeaboos post up pictures of themselves, but the fuckers that claim to be Seanbaby are too pussy to post up pictures of themselves. PSST! It's because they're fucking uglier than weeaboos!]]
[[File:MOOEEEHHHamused.jpg|thumb|left|Konata's amused by your pasty white douchebagotry. She finds it funny and pathetic when amuricans complain about Japanese cartoons.]]
Todays, we're going to [[Learn to|learn]] how fucking stupid and "backwoods shit town regarded for incest babies" ignorant the people at Colony Drop really are!
{{squote|We here at Colony Drop Inc. spend a lot of our Internet Time arguing against the grain of anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions: We’ve shown how anime blogging is a complete shit pile of incompetent dorks, examined how moé is so much formulaic crap, exposed Professional Creepster Danny Choo as the cheddar-stacking creep he is, and we’ve taken a look at how Akihabara might not be the coolest place in the world.|The shit based terms they thought people were too fucking stupid to think about|color=black|size=300%}}
===Analysis 1===
[[File:HiroponRedhair.jpg|thumb|left|225px|Animu is already an art, YOU NERRRRRDDDDSSSS]]
[[File:Hiropon.jpg|thumb|Right|225px|Remember people, this is worth fighting against, and dedicating a blog full of whiny ravings, all fueled by nostalgia, stubborn stupidity, unchangeable ignorance, wallowing in your own little fucktard world, and bitter resentment.]]
{{squote|We here at Colony Drop Inc. spend a lot of our Internet Time arguing against the grain of anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions|color=black|size=300%}}
Just like the ones you had when you first started liking animu and was a weeaboo before your Reject Weeaboo phase! :3 And you spend a ton of time on your computer pumping all of this shit before furiously masturbating to this shit? Well, fuck, I guess [[The Internet is serious business|the internets are srs fuckn bzzness]] after all when you pump out fuckass garbage like this about Japanese cartoons!
I mean don't get us wrong, we at ED usually spend nights just making an article to make it [[Funny|funny]], but considering your misconceptions of thinking that Anime Fandom is supposed to be comprised of [[Whore|supermodels]], [[Fag|bodybuilders]], [[Nerd|intellectuals]], [[Mundane|the rich]], [[Unrealistic expectations|and people of all sorts]] to admire animu as an [[Art|artform]] [[Shit no one cares about|paraded by the high class as some fucktard pseudo-intellectual statement against reality]], as this is your supreme goal through [[Rape|telling Japan to make cartoons your way]] and [[Bullying|getting off to pissing off people that never cared about your fucktard regime of nerd shitheadedry]], we believe you're the fucking moronic fucktards busy [[Jenkem|wallowing in your own self delusional shit]] by [[Nazi|telling everyone what to suck off of]].
But keep going, [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH]], [[HAHAHA OH WOW|we're very sure with your shitty unpopular and unlikeable site populated by jaded douchebags and boring shit about fucking cartoons will be the light of all animu for soccer mommies and manhood insecure dipshits like yourselves for your popularity of your own fan based tastes and ego!]]
===Analysis 2===
{{squote|We’ve shown how anime blogging is a complete shit pile of incompetent dorks|color=black|size=300%}}
Apparently, they've attempted to say "fuck it, you're right, we are losers," but they're too full of shit to admit it. Hypocrisy doesn't speak much when you're being exactly what you [[haet]] so much.
====[[COMBO BREAKER|M-M-M-MINI ANALYSIS!]]====
Don't get us wrong now, we know you have an [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2008/10/01/about?blog=1 about page] about how weeaboos post up [[Over 9000|several dozen]] pictures of [[Plastic crap|pieces of plastic crap]], why they don't fulfill your [[Unrealistic Expectations|expectations]] for a [[Stupid|"true, cool, edgy and radical anime blog"]], and '''we're''' curious as all fucking hell as why douchey reject weeaboo losers started a blog dedicated out of pure bitter contempt in [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2008/04/23/from-bad-banpresto-to-decent-banpresto-m?blog=1 April 23, 2008] of all fucking times by [[Basement Dweller|20 or 30 something year olds complaining about anime.]]
But we can read between the lines and dig out all of the [[Lie|bullshit entailed behind an about page]] from a bunch of fat losers like you, that being nothing more than a way to give a [[Lie|false impression]] that you're doing [[Lie|good]], while we read all of your fucking [[Bullshit|blogposts]] and how they're nothing more than:
*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php?blog=1&cat=27 whiny nostalgic breakdowns],
*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/08/27/anime-expo-2010?blog=1 Reject Weeaboos like yourselves making fun of slightly annoying, but more tolerable weeabbos],
*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2011/01/10/saddle-up-ya-ll-it-s-time-for-the-2010-roundup?blog=1 complaining about anime cons being nothing like how you expected them to be,] and never stated what you wanted them to be, which we're sure are nothing but [[Comic book fans|fat obese 30 or something males]] with a group of [[AZN|chink women]] to [[Sex|fuck up]] the [[Forever Alone|pooper]],
*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/07/26/operation-british-phase-4-the-don-t-pay?blog=1 whining like the fuckface Gundam fanboys] [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/07/28/hideaki-anno-is-trying-to-kill-anime-and?blog=1 like you are about how] [[Evangelion]] will devastate your chances of sex with a [[Normal|person]] [[Shit no one cares about|who may not know what the fuck anime is]],
*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/09/05/a-confederacy-of-dipshits-dissecting-an-infestation?blog=1 again being reject weeaboos by making fun of other weeaboos],
*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/08/14/the-other-ghibli-ocean-waves?blog=1 attempt to review anything coherently as if they're] [[That Guy With The Glasses|Bennett the Sage]],
*and provide hints that you '''are''' [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/08/27/anime-expo-2010?blog=1 totally fucking unlikeable as something. We know you're not human, so we're going to have to classify you as some kind of living butter or feces.]
*[http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/06/28/generic-proto-moe-1986-cartoons-cosmos?blog=1 Oh, and more flatearthing shit about how moe is the cancer of all animu.]
====Bullshit Cipher/Translator====
If that wasn't hard enough to decode, let's have a look.
{{squote|We write about ridiculous Japanese cartoons with a dedication to interesting writing and a sense of humor. No one’s fooling themselves into thinking that writing about cartoons is serious business, but that doesn’t mean it has to be stupid business.
Our enemies: earthnoid, moé, and embarrassing fandom.|color=black|size=300%}}
Which is actually this:
{{squote|MY NAME IS PASTY WHITE REJECT WEEABOO FAGGOT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE AND I WILL HAVE MY DICK SUCKED BY A HOT GIRL AND ALL OF JAPAN BECAUSE I'M COOLER THAN EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE I LIKE OLD 1980'S ANIME AND HAVE NO SENSE OF SELF WORTH! |color=black|size=300%}}
No. No, you won't. Life's a fucking bitch. [[DEAL WITH IT]]
====[[I'll just leave this here]]====
Give it up, we all know what the [[Butthurt|fucking]] [[BAWWW|deal]] is with your [[Stupid|stupid]] [[Shit no one cares about|ass]] [[Shit|blog.]] It's just the same shit you mentioned that was "uninteresting and creates a dialog just barely above your average web-forum idiot-banter", only more inane, douchebaggy, whiny, filled with bitter jaded contempt, filled with suburbanite pasty white nerd ethnocentric bitching, and is [[Shit no one cares about]] to [[Fail|another degree]]. [[Truth|Even the blogs you made fun of are more coherent, lively and even more insightful than your pretentious jaded pretentious fucktardness, because they didn't grow up with unrealistic expectations and assumptions that anime would grow to be cooler than other geekoid nerd herp derp fan shit no one cares about and they enjoy their time with their hobby, unlike comic book fan reject weeaboo cynic nerds like yourselves.]]
===Analysis 3===
[[File:Geass341.jpg|thumb|Remember, girls don't make or like anime either! It's all a guy's thing!]]
[[File:PillowDood.jpg|thumb|left|Even if he's not on that dating list, we're very sure that he gets more authentic love than what whore the Colony Drop users get]]
{{squote|examined how moé is so much formulaic crap|color=black|size=300%}}
'''PROTIP:''' When you're a cynical douchebag that goes on rampages because nothing you see isn't in nostalgia, doesn't cater to what you want because it's "not popular anymore" and doesn't what you think sucks your penis for your cash, '''shut your bitchass mouth''', and again why so srs? Oh yeah, that's right, you want the people of Nippan to suck your dong of cultural pwnage to look like the greatest nerd with the biggest penises ever. Also doesn't help is that all of the shit on [[TV]] like [[Glee]], [[DUN DUN|Lawl and Order]], and those Gundam series that you jam your dick into the DVD hole with follows the same shit, amirite? We mean it, here's a breakdown of your shit obsession:
*[[Mary Sue|Some person]] goes to [[War|war]]
*[[Mary Sue|Same person]] finds a [[Plastic crap|hueg mecha]]
*[[Mary Sue|Same person]] fights with said [[Plastic crap|mecha]]
*[[Mary Sue|Same person]] finds out [[Unwarranted Self Importance|they're fuckin leet with mecha]]
*[[Mary Sue|Apparent fucking huge death]] [[Plastic crap|machine]] turns out to be the [[Ignorance|pinnacle]] of [[Science|technology]]
*[[Mary Sue|Same person]] turns into [[Bullshit|Living Plot Armor after finding out some cheesy shit about fate and how they're chosen]] to be [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/File:Rei.jpg "the one"]
*[[Mary Sue|Same person]] fights The Borg or whatever shit opposing force
*All ends with [[Mary Sue|same person]] getting decorated as [[An Hero|the greatest person who ever lived]] and [[Nazi|will be superior than every other human.]]
TL;DR, [[Shit no one cares about|Same fucking shit]]. But don't get us wrong, send us a letter defending your faggotry! We'll sure to take a look at it when we give a fuck!
[[HA HA HA, OH WOW|And you have articles of constant fawning over this early 90's and late 80's animu fucktardedry that made you feel better at night?]] Reject Weeaboo in them all makes them just as fucking loser as the closet otaku that fuck pillows. At least the pillow fuckers are more content than the douchebags that run this site. Hell, Japan just might be doing it to troll and piss off all of you fat bitter weeb fucks. HAHA!
On a brighter note, at least the Grorius Niponnesse have [http://www.otakuma.net/index.php/login a better chance to get off of their fuck pillow], shed their ronreriness with a female ronery that enjoys their [[Loli|moe]] and score more than the losers on Shitload Drop. See? When you're not a stupid fuck wallowing in your own emoness and bitter distaste for people that aren't as fuckheaded as you, you can get it off! But then you're the shitheaded macho types that worry about everything affecting your dick, and we all know how Grorrious Nippon [[Fuck You|said to]] [[White Devils|your pasty white insufferable self deluded asses]] back then. Sucks to be you losers. HAHA!
===Analysis 4===
{{squote|exposed Professional Creepster Danny Choo as the cheddar-stacking creep he is|color=black|size=300%}}
The fact that he thinks that Japan is a wonderland like how you did back in the 80's, how Anime makes your penis big for everyone to suck on, wears a retarded Star Wars suit around his preferred area to touch [[Loli|little girls]] too, hosts a site much more bigger in making revenue about the ronreynissu of Grorious Nippon than yours and is a great fucking loser from the looks and his attitudes about Nippon [[Captain Obvious|not that apparent enough?]]
Even he seems more likeable than you, is more successful and may have even touched more [[Vagina|vag]] than you might ever know. Of course, we treat everyone the same, but even us at ED back in [[Applemilk1988#YouTube Live|2008]] knew how of a weeaboo queer he was. A lot sooner than you, you slow dim witted fucks.
===Analysis 5===
[[File:Weeaboostaff.jpg|thumb|left|Even if we make fun of him, these guys would still be rather hung out around rather than you bitter fucks. Hell, you're all such fucking killjoys, even goths and emos leave because of how fucking depressing you losers are.]]
[[File:KonataROCKINYOUON.jpg|thumb|175px|We know how superfluous this may be, but trust us, this is the only way we can protect you from the dumbfuckery of jaded reject weeaboos that jack off to Char fucking Heero Yuy in the ass.]]
{{squote|and we’ve taken a look at how Akihabara might not be the coolest place in the world.|color=black|size=300%}}
[[Captain Obvious|No fucking shit,]] are you going to tell me the sky's fucking blue and shit's not something I shouldn't eat? Anyone with [[Smart|common sense]] would know that everything has their dead cold [[Emo|emo converting]] [[Truth|truths]]. Unlike you, [[You|you've]] just let [[Truth|it]] have its [[Rape|way with your ass]]. DURR HURR HURR
But seriously, what the fuck else is Akihabara supposed to be? Another place in Japan where you can get your dick sucked if you're a lardball nerd amurican that couldn't get laid in his own country if he tried? The place where you can buy large robots and dildos based off of your own fucktard fanfuckery? Or where you can get carried on a palanquin and get treated like kings like Whites on Slave Nigger backs?
Srsly, we've read the article on whatever inspired this shit quote. Nothing states what they want the place they've bitched about to be or even their own actual feelings on it, and like anyone with common sense, it's either
#oldfag bitter sentiment for being a fuckhead trendster dickwaver, revenge for not getting their dick sucked,
#being a fucktard dumbshit pasty nerd weeaboo in the past thinking Japan would suck your dick,
#or whining about how "no one read your expectations" because you bought "hardkore manly action anime" and thought that everyone would suck your dick anyway because you [[No|"appreciated"]] it, and they didn't suck your dick when you thought they would.
Also, [[I'll just leave this here]], [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2008/07/10/zeon-bar-this-ain-t-disneyland-wip?blog=1 hypocrisy and bad fucking writing] will not hide the fact that you do intend Grorious Nippon to suck your dick over the fact you appreciate their precious animu, and desire all of fandom to be your way by going to a Gundam Bar and writing over why it is the best place in nippon to ever be graced by your lardball presence because of girls wearing your fetish kink and serving your fanbased desires, and then titling [[THIS IS SPARTA|"THIS ISN'T DISNEYLAND"]] after the [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2009/12/08/this-isn-t-mecca-it-s-disneyland-for-manchildren-the-myth-of-akihabara?blog=1 nerd herp derp whinefest] about how "AKIBAHARA SUCKS MY DICK AND IT'S DISNEYLAND BECAUSE NO HAS BETTER FAN APPRECIATION OR ANIMU TASTE THAN I DO AND ALL OF YOU OTHER WEEABOOS AND JAPAN'S WAYS OF DOING THINGS AND ME AND AMERICA'S ETHNOCENTRICISM BECAUSE WE MOCK OTHERS FOR DIFFERENT WAYS OF LIFE ARE MAKING MY EGO SMALLER WAAAAAAHHHHH".
Srsly, these [[Nerd|geekoids]] have [[Captain Obvious|problems]].
===[[I See What You Did There|What all of this shit comes down to]]===
I mean, don't get us wrong, we here at ED have [[Portal:LiveJournal|massive shit]] on blogs as well, but considering that you all are fat unemployed reject weeaboo fucks with a penis size that was surgically modified to run on fandom wanking, being elitist jerkoffs with nothing else to do but make fun of other weeabbos to make up for jaded and long gone sentiments, congratulations, you've made it in the ultimate mockery of your balls and whoever spawned you. [[Goatse|Here's]] a [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/File:MOEEEEPUSSY.jpeg prize] for your massive amounts of [[Fail|pretentious overblown dickheaded arrogance.]] At least you fuckheads ACTUALLY won something in your lives, amirite?
===[[TL;DR]]===
<center><font size=9>'''[[BAWWWWW]] [[Butthurt|OUR ANIME NOT COOL ANYMORE SO WE BITCH AND WHINE LIKE BABIES!!]]'''</font size=9></center>
==Shit Otaku Say==
[[File:TravisBANSABORIRL.jpg|thumb|350px|Travis Motherfucker Touchdown telling you you're not funny. FUCKHEAD. '''''YOU'RE A JOKE''''', AMIRITE]]
[[File:TravisBANSABORIRL.jpg|thumb|350px|Travis Motherfucker Touchdown telling you you're not funny. FUCKHEAD. '''''YOU'RE A JOKE''''', AMIRITE]]
[http://animesos.tumblr.com/ Like everything else on Colon Dump], it's [[Unfunny|not funny, witty, likeable, tolerable, interesting, and even entertaining,]] considering the site's reputation for being utter arrogant dickheads attempting to fill in the void that Seanbaby used to inhabit. Pretty much, you could just flat out boil it down to this:
[[Shit no one cares about|Blah blha blah blhab blah blhab lha]] [[anime|anime]] [[Shit no one cares about|Blah blha blah blh]] '''[[CAPS LOCK|OMG THAT'S SO WEEABOO WE HAVE TO POINT IT OUT IN HUEG FONT]]''' [[Shit no one cares about|Blah blha blah blhab blah blhab lha]]
[[Shit no one cares about|Or the fact that old, mantits saggy, soda ridden, pathetic and insufferable prudes that use their computers to spread the light of why animu fandom should suck their penises to the point of cumming to attempt to find some meaning in their pathetic hobby of Japanese Cartoons and apparent self deluded ethnocentric hegemony over grorious nippon, through attempting to get a laugh through us knowing something about Anime history and going "durrr she's not right! I should laugh because I is smarter than her! DURRRRR"]]
Repeat until you believe their lies that they can be funny. Truth of this all is it's that it's fucking boring and so weeaboo exclusive you'll be wondering what sort of ego starved nerd geekoid virgins would come up with this.
And if you hear of a [[Shit|person]] bragging the fuck about contributing to this [[Unfunny|flattearthing self deluded shit]], don't be afraid to [[PWN|kill them for the sake of humanity and lulz.]] [[Truth|Whatever the fuck method of making this funny is not funny in the least. We're pretty sure we could record the last words of the fuckers killed out of this and make it more funny than what this bitchass attempt at humor is. ]] [[Weeaboo|Or have a site made with a lifespan longer and more informative than what the entirety of this shitdump's purpose is, whatever it's failing to achieve.]]
And if arrogant douchebag reject weeaboos that think that their way of appreciating their hobby is better than others, what would we call them in Japanese? Meh, [[Fat|Buta]][[White Devils|Gaijin]]. If these reject weeb fucks didn't give a fuck to [[Shit no one cares about|their attempt at humor]], [[Some Argue|why should we]]?


==Owners==
==Owners==


{{squote|Doesn't make that low-hanging fruit any less delicious. Me, I always enjoy gawking at the endless parade that humanity provides.|Zach, the unlikeable fuckface too fucking stupid to think about his shit going unnoticed  |color=black|size=300%}}
{{squote|Doesn't make that low-hanging fruit any less delicious. Me, I always enjoy gawking at the endless parade that humanity provides.|Zach, who apparently doesn't know how the internets work |color=black|size=300%}}


[[File:MOEEHHHHKITEEHHH.jpg|thumb|left|When you spend your life bitching about this and how it doesn't suck up to your expectations, you know you have fucking issues]]
[[File:MOEEHHHHKITEEHHH.jpg|thumb|left|When you spend your life bitching about this and how it doesn't suck up to your expectations, you know you have fucking issues]]
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* '''Steve'''
* '''Steve'''
* '''Zach'''
* '''[[Zac Bertschy|Zach]]'''
* '''Sean'''
* '''Sean'''
* '''Dave'''
* '''Dave'''
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Luckily for them, you can meet them whenever you have a local animu con nearby, although they're too fucking high and mighty as elitist reject weeaboo shitheads themselves, [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/12/21/anime-los-angeles-2011-panel-schedule?blog=1 they'll only go to big city cons.] Feel free to punch or kick the living shit out these guys and tell them they aren't witty, effective, cool, interesting, or funny in the least. They'll also hold a booth, or provide some dumbfuck "deep artistic insight" on why they can't get laid, so don't be afraid to set up an open fire! ''';3'''
Luckily for them, you can meet them whenever you have a local animu con nearby, although they're too fucking high and mighty as elitist reject weeaboo shitheads themselves, [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/12/21/anime-los-angeles-2011-panel-schedule?blog=1 they'll only go to big city cons.] Feel free to punch or kick the living shit out these guys and tell them they aren't witty, effective, cool, interesting, or funny in the least. They'll also hold a booth, or provide some dumbfuck "deep artistic insight" on why they can't get laid, so don't be afraid to set up an open fire! ''';3'''


Also, don't be afraid to weed these douchebags out if you hear they do come. These shitbags also take no prisoners making fun of anyone and being the pussyfoot dicksticking fuckfaces too busy fapping themselves to their self entitled "elite fan rank". '''''They will also follow you around with a fucking camera and even beat off to the photos by how much they can make fun of your ass for kicks.<br> [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/08/27/anime-expo-2010?blog=1 We do NOT FUCK WITH YOU ON THIS.]''''' So, for fun's sakes, if you see a faggot running around with a high class camera or a bunch of losers muttering about how everything sucks and how much your life is worth less then theirs because of anime shit no one fucking cares about, [[Pwn|gather your friends and show them a great time]]. And if you're a sad bastard that enjoys managing cons, have a fucking brain and have security weed these bastards out, and have them play rapedolls with this crew of jaded pathetic shit.
Also, don't be afraid to weed these douchebags out if you hear they do come. These shitbags also take no prisoners making fun of anyone and being the pussyfoot dicksticking fuckfaces too busy fapping themselves to their self-entitled "elite fan rank". '''''They will also follow you around with a fucking camera and even beat off to the photos by how much they can make fun of your ass for kicks.<br> [http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/08/27/anime-expo-2010?blog=1 We do NOT FUCK WITH YOU ON THIS.]''''' So, for fun's sakes, if you see a faggot running around with a high-class camera, or a bunch of losers muttering about how everything sucks and how much your life is worth less then theirs because of anime shit that no one fucking cares about, [[Pwn|gather your friends and show them a great time]]. And if you're a sad bastard that enjoys managing cons, have a fucking brain and have security weed these bastards out, and have them play rapedolls with this crew of jaded pathetic shit.


And while we at ED do have incriminating pictures as well, they are often shot by a third party source, ie, us not fucking with what's actually happening, and usually, we have something to write about more so than pretending to be Anon and fucking shit up bad IRL.
And while we at ED do have incriminating pictures as well, they are often shot by a third party source, i.e., us not fucking with what's actually happening, and usually, we have something to write about more so than pretending to be Newfag Summer Anon and being pussies than do something cool.


==Asshurt? In my ED? It's more likely than you think==
==Asshurt? In my ED? It's more likely than you think==
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As of [[Last Thursday]], the rejects at Colon Dump have noticed the page's existence. Apparently, their most "offensive attempt" was to post up a screencap of the person who wrote this shit up and write off the most insipid nerd loser comment ever made by their mommies (ie, [[Unwarranted Self Importance|attempting to look nerd smart]]) and feel better about themselves. [[Truth|Apparently, they didn't catch the fact that when there's only one person that looked at their shitty site and wrote up why it sucks, most of all, the fact that no one ever visits it, they should take the hint that no one fucking cares about vain jaded losers that whine about Japanese Cartoons not catering to their tastes. ]] Goes to show that [[Win|quality]] is always better than [[You|quan]][[Fucktard|tity]] in [[IRL|anything]].  
Disregardless of these facts, it is also well documented in the past that they are extremely obsessed with striking back on those on the internet who make slander and criticism, as well as in-your-fucking-balls mockery against their pathetic site. Such actions are overly reacted against, that they will spend 5% of their day vandalizing it, while spending 95% of it jacking off on their IRC chat and lathing in their complete insanity. In other words, they are so dedicated to their site, it's not really known if these losers ever get out of their basements.
 
So as of [[Last Thursday]], the rejects at Colon Dump have noticed the page's existence. Apparently, their most "offensive attempt" was to post up a screencap of the person who wrote this shit up and write off the most insipid nerd loser comment ever made by their mommies (ie, [[Unwarranted Self Importance|attempting to look nerd smart]]) and feel better about themselves.
 
[[Truth|Apparently, they didn't catch the fact that when there's only one person that looked at their shitty site and wrote up why it sucks, most of all, the fact that no one ever visits it, they should take the hint that no one fucking cares about vain jaded losers that whine about Japanese Cartoons not catering to their tastes. ]] Goes to show that [[Win|quality]] is always better than [[You|quan]][[Fucktard|tity]] in [[IRL|anything]].  


Here's also their [[User:Paynefall|user page]].  
Here's also their [[User:Paynefall|user page]].  


We're likely that these assholes are going to strike back again because of how "we are ruining their reputations", and likely are still going to be asshole anime fan losers that still want to stick their cock into [[Lie|pussy]] through means of fandom wanking. The revolution will be televised, Stay Tuned!
We're likely that these assholes are going to strike back again because of how "we are ruining their reputations", and likely are still going to be asshole anime fan losers that still want to stick their cock into [[Lie|pussy]] through means of fandom wanking.  
 
[http://tweetmeme.com/story/5896899128/colony-drop-encyclopedia-dramatica Here's also further proof of their fuckery, which doesn't help as this only helps show how much more pathetic they are getting to be.]


==Why This is Here==
[[File:NOMOARHEROE.jpeg|thumb|230px|Travis Fuckin Touchdown, everything you hate and wish you colon dump losers could be. What's his secret? He's not a insufferable fucktard hardkore internets r srs buiznzz blogger burn out weeb loser. There's a great reason why his game sells alot more, it's because he kills people to buy more animu and not give a fuck what other people think, not sit on a computer and whine like a fucking nerdass bitch about why you can't get laid through Bizarre Jelly 5.]]
[[File:NOMOARHEROE.jpeg|thumb|230px|Travis Fuckin Touchdown, everything you hate and wish you colon dump losers could be. What's his secret? He's not a insufferable fucktard hardkore internets r srs buiznzz blogger burn out weeb loser. There's a great reason why his game sells alot more, it's because he kills people to buy more animu and not give a fuck what other people think, not sit on a computer and whine like a fucking nerdass bitch about why you can't get laid through Bizarre Jelly 5.]]


==The [[Moar]] You Know==
[[File:Aniwapanese.jpg|thumb|Even animu animators want these loser fucks to [[STFU]].]]
[[File:ColonyDropsPhilosophy.jpg|250px|thumb|What the people at Colony Drop jerk off to every night.]]


We at ED have provided glorious examples of the fucktardery that is the Weeaboo level of animu fandom at its most lulzy and worst, providing you something you can look at and jerk off to your self satisfaction of you being some fuckhead worse in ways that aren't known yet by us.
Here on the analysis of Colony Drop, we've learned these very important facts:


But we've also come to a major discovery in the last few years, and apparently some of our best have discovered that there is more to the weeabbo infestation than just [[Magibon|camera whores]], [[Snapesnogger|gay orgy fanfiction writers]], [[Firedarkdragon|piles of emotional messes]], [[Superdemon-Inuyasha|hilarious hacks of artists]], [[Reyvataeil|Animu Forum faggots]], [[DivineAngel|crys of self denial and pain]], and [[Arudou Debito|even greater jokes of gaijin fucks jacking off abroad]], all of them being shallow pieces of cardboard with elementary school grade vomit and glitter, there exists an ever greater territory of the retard spectrum of weeabo faggotry.
#Why bitter burnout [[oldfags]] are never bearable in the first place,
#Why geeks that bitch about fandom and never shut up about it are whiny douchebag losers that nobody likes,
#Why these guys don't have any friends regarding their self-inflated egotism and self-given dumbfuckery,
#Why being an elitist on the internet isn't an award that gets you a pile of cocaine with a hot shot car powered by [[Harbl|harbl]] and blowjobs from [[Women|hookers]],
#Why douchey white boy losers that [[Butthurt|bitch and complain]] about shit that's from another country are actually the biggest losers you'll ever know,
#Why [[Comic book fans]] like these aren't ever going to get their dicks touched by an actual woman.
#Why no one likes pretentious wannabe tough guy ethnocentric pseudo internet bullies, and why they'll forever be alone.
#Yelling about anime fandom to make yourself feel better at night isn't going to do shit,
#The intellectual elitist end of the Anime Fandom Spectrum is just as fucking retarded and stupid as the "randomness" weeaboos,
#Attempting to be smart and "edgy" by writing up "slandering" articles without doing your research is going to make you look fucking stupid,
#This is the reason why directors and creators don't ever listen to fans,
#When fat basement nerds are whining like babies, you know there is no [[Dignity|dignity]] nor credibility when it comes to whining, baby mouthed, ego driven, pretentious, [[Nerd Rage|school age internet shit throwing]],
#Basement otaku in Japan forever are more likable than you fucktards,
#Why nerds like these are the greatest examples of racial and ethnic imperialism on the internets (SRS FUCKIN BUZINZZ YO)
#Even fucking [[Anonymous]], being the [[Hacking|pillaging]], [[Rape|raeping]], [[Drama|destructive]] [[Troll|hellions]] of the interwebs, posting up the most insane, offensive and mind blowing shit in the internets, [[Truth|are more fucking funny, witty, effective, in your fucking face, and more controversial than any of the flatearthing bullcum horseshit shat out from any of you fucks,]] and have provided more insightful and tolerable fucking topics on [[a/|/a/]], [[jp/|/jp/]], and [[Touhou|/touhou/]] combined, and have left a greater impact on the animu community than whatever the fuck Colon Dump would ever create in its life time.
#[[Truth|PLUS, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BLOG, IT'S UNFUNNY, STUPID, RETARDED, PRETENTIOUS, SHITHEADED AND FUCKING BANAL, CREATED BY INSUFFERABLE AND UNLIKABLE REJECT WEEABOO FUCKTARDS THAT WILL NEVER GET LAID.]]


They are known as '''Reject Weeaboos'''.


Also known as anime elitists, Japanese (insert popular culture subject here) Culture experts, self entitled "Not Weeaboos" or "Actual Anime Fans", Japanese (insert popular culture subject here) Culture Buffs, "Not Pussy Nerd" Anime Fans, and/or even "Anti Moe likers", Reject Weeaboos are the complete opposite of the spectrum of weeabbo fucktardedry.


While they put on an air that they are "normal" or "sane", their true forms come out when they furiously masturbate to their computer screens. They themselves hold a great amount of complete self entitlement and unwarranted self importance, thinking that because of their "college level education", "high wit and charm", and "internets smarts", makes them greater, better, intellectual weeaboos than the "lowly slime" on the other side of the spectrum, but are just as fucking unwise, full of shit and having no brains like their much loathed opposites, because both have in common is the fucktarded self gratifying masturbation because they believe whatever "mysterious, exotic" bullshit they place on a top pedestal is "so deep and insightful", but is nothing more but the same reason as their brainfucked counterparts have: fill a perceived cultural void by pretending not to be white.


They may type out full sentences with grammar, a good vocabulary, and no spelling errors, but that's to just mask the "I like this sophisticated anime, it's much better than this animu and the fans that like it" elitist fucktardism of enjoying anything Japanese for the sake of feeling a soul, which we're very sure they never were born with.
==[[TL;DR]],THEIR GOAL:==


Here are some examples of Reject Weeaboo behaviours and how you all can help spot out the fucktarded:
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*This entire page's content dedicated to retarded pasty white douchebags thinking that Japan will suck their dongs through whining about their animu obsessions they picked up while attempting to pierce their firm white cheesedicks into Japan in the 1980's and bashing on weeaboos that don't fit their agenda to have anime attract people that never knew about anime, and will fuck them because their animu tastes "are so sophisticated".


*Internet Tough Guys that are reject weeaboos who are often dedicated and jerk off furiously to stuff like Hokuto no Ken, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, or some other mango that was produced in the 1980's. They often lurk the internets looking for animu they can troll, also are likely gamers, make blogs dedicated to their manchild like obsession to anime with mainly hueg muscle bound main protagonists duking it out with other muscle bound characters and... You know what? Fuck it, they're gay.


*Wannabe Alpha Geek Reject Weeaboos. These weeaboos are the worst kind of weeaboos, and they are often [[Dead|short]] [[Murder|numbered]] for a [[Unwarranted Self Importance|reason]]. These pseudo intellectual fucktards are most commonly found on sites like Gaia, either make their own blogspots, or are located in some retarded comics related forum. Claiming to have a taste in teh animu much better than their brainfucked weeaboo siblings, likely watching things no one fucking cares about, and that they have "a diverse taste in other mediums of entertainment", they are also the biggest douches that you will ever meet, and from the time spend on their sites furiously pleasuring themselves to making "intellectual debates" ('''SPOILER''': It's them wasting their time like the ego driven insufferable smartass nerd douchebags they really are) over why [[Pretentious|XXX-oholic]] is a [[Retard|more symbolic and insightful]] than [[Code Geass]], you will know why they don't spend any time off of their precious site after working at Barnes and Noble or going to college for Literary Advancements in Comic Books. <br>
<center><font size=9>'''JAPAN ISN'T SUCKING OUR DONGS AND MAKING JAPANESE CARTOONS OUR WAY!!!!''' </font size=9></center>
'''SPOILERS''' It's either that they're fucking ugly and no one wants to hang out with them, they're either so fucking nerdy and smartassed that no one wants to hear about their reasons of why you should watch [[Pussy|Revolutionary Girl Altena]] or that they never shut the fuck up about why they know about everything, or in the main case, it's always both.


Remember [[There are no girls on the internet|ladies]] and [[Gentlemen|gentlemen]], just because you have intellect, it doesn't mean you can't be a fucking loser and insufferable retarded ego hoarder! And we know that there are more insufferable intellect disguised fucks out there that we know we can make a [[Lulzcow|lulzcoaster]] out of. So don't watch your back; just hold tight as we ram it nice and hard into your ass like the insufferable [[Attention Whore|internet whore]] you are.


==The [[Moar]] You Know==
[[File:Aniwapanese.jpg|thumb|Even animu animators want these loser fucks to [[STFU]].]]


Here on the analysis of Colony Drop, we've learned these very important facts:


#Yelling about anime fandom to make yourself feel better at night isn't going to do shit,
#The intellectual elitist end of the Anime Fandom Spectrum is just as fucking retarded and stupid as the "randomness" weeaboos,
#Attempting to be smart and "edgy" by writing up "slandering" articles without doing your research is going to make you look fucking stupid,
#This is the reason why directors and creators don't ever listen to fans,
#When fat basement nerds are whining like babies, you know there is no [[Dignity|dignity]] nor credibility when it comes to whining, baby mouthed, ego driven, pretentious, [[Nerd Rage|school age internet shit throwing]],
#Basement otaku in Japan forever are more likable than you fucktards,
#Why nerds like these are the greatest examples of racial and ethnic imperialism on the internets (SRS FUCKIN BUZINZZ YO)
#Even fucking [[Anonymous]], being the [[Hacking|pillaging]], [[Rape|raeping]], [[Drama|destructive]] [[Troll|hellions]] of the interwebs, posting up the most insane, offensive and mind blowing shit in the internets, [[Truth|are more fucking funny, witty, effective, in your fucking face, and more controversial than any of the flatearthing bullcum horseshit shat out from any of you fucks,]] and have provided more insightful and tolerable fucking topics on [[a/|/a/]], [[jp/|/jp/]], and [[Touhou|/touhou/]] combined, and have left a greater impact on the animu community than whatever the fuck Colon Dump would ever create in its life time.
#[[Truth|PLUS, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BLOG, IT'S UNFUNNY, STUPID, RETARDED, PRETENTIOUS, SHITHEADED AND FUCKING BANAL, CREATED BY INSUFFERABLE AND UNLIKABLE REJECT WEEABOO FUCKTARDS THAT WILL NEVER GET LAID.]]


<center><font size=5>'''Go and fucking BAWWWW like the pathetic loser manchildren Reject Weeaboos you Unwarranted Self Importance ridden pasty bumfuck douchebags really are. PSSTTT NO ONE LOVES YOU'''</font size></center>
<center><font size=9>'''SAME FUCKING WEEABOO SHIT, DIFFERENT END OF THE STUPID SPECTRUM'''</font size=9></center>


==Links==
==Links==
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*[http://dump.colonydrop.com/ Tumblr]


===Oh hai thar is that some [[Docs|DOXS?]]===
===Oh hai thar is that some [[Docs|DOXS?]] Straight from the very heart of the [[Suburban|suburban diaspora]] in [[LA|Southern California]]..===


[http://who.godaddy.com/whois.aspx?k=aryBzFPr6E1DfT7N9ceUTQ==&domain=colonydrop.com&prog_id=GoDaddy need sause]
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Phone (714) 686-1555
Phone (714) 686-1555


PSSTT also
PSSTT, more of [[Asperger's_Syndrome|Mommy's Little Tadpole]]


Registrant:
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*[[Weeaboo]]
*[[Weeaboo]]
*[[Fucktard]]
*[[Fucktard]]
*[[Unrealistic Expectations]]
*[[Bullying]]
*[[Whine]]
*[[Coward]]
*[[Internet Tough Guy]]
*[[Unwarranted Self Importance]]
*[[Forever Alone]]
*[[Forever Alone]]
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Shit no one cares about]]
*[[Ruining The Internet]]
*[[White Knight]]
*[[Nerd Rage]]
*[[Nerd Rage]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Trying too hard]]
*[[Megatokyo]] - The other end of the insufferable weeaboo fandom, only Fred got laid.
*[[Fail]]
*[[Scat]] - Our Bullshit translator has successfully deciphered the actual meaning of this site's name; it's actually the fetish all the users share in common with one another. Apparently the pink overtones just scream GAY and fucktarded when you're attempting to be douchey and zany like Seanbaby.
*[[Megatokyo]], the other end of the spectrum of weeabbo fuckery, the major difference is that Fred actually had sex and has money, where as the users at Colony Drop are bitter that obsessive weebs like Fred get to have what they never could get.
*[[Bleedman]], the so called "cancer" of teh animu, but is still more successful than whatever the fuck Colon Dump does for a living
*The Visit Count on the bottom of the page. You know that a desolate reject weeaboo's jerkoff blog is shit and deserves that Alexia rating when the visit count on the ED page isn't high at all.


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If you’ve ever felt like meeting a bunch of ugly, unattractive, gangly-looking buffoons and are unable to attend a local anime convention in the United States, I’m sure Tokyo Anime Fair would be a suitable replacement. The depressing truth is that not only did these slack-jawed guailo clearly descend onto Tokyo for pure anime intentions, no doubt many of them came just to attend Tokyo Anime Fair.
 

 

—The owners of Colony Drop actually talking about themselves, trying to admit that they are pasty and spoiled weeaboos themselves, but too fearful that their penises will shrink because of this

 
 
Colony Drop isn't a Macross site, it's an "Old is Good" "New is Bad" Shithole
 

 

—Once you've read this, it's kind of apparent that it's an oldfag weeabbo circlejerk

What they believe all animu fans, Nipponesese, and people they don't like should succumb to if nothing sucks their dicks and expectations. Fun Fact: This is actually from their site, photoshooped by some bitter weeb fuck and hosted up for all of the world to see. Believe it!

Colon Dump is the equivalent of the Westboro Baptist Church of the Anime Fandom community, who are not comprised of overtly zealous and batshit insane Jesusfags longing for the cock of God, but of overtly jealous, self-hating, spoiled, and utterly insufferable batshit insane basement and nostalgia dwelling anime fans in their 30s from Europe and the US, who have an agenda to make Japan suck their dicks for them to make Japanese Cartoons the "way they want it".

It is also the prime example of the fucktardedness displayed on the other end of the dumbfuck spectrum of Anime Fandom Wankery, known by their more formal name, the Reject Weeaboo.

Apparently, the site's aim is to "argue against the grain of anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions", which in turn, means to out right whine and display a twisted and jaded self-entitled perspective of their Anime Fan experience as leverage to act like a bitter ball of shit and piss, while in turn, hoping to ruin everyone's anime related experiences, so that they may perform the biggest Olympic pool sized orgy fueled by self-denial and a need to justify why Anime needs to be "cool" and "manly" for all of Europe and America to "accept it".

There is also nothing like Reject Weeaboos, attempting to act elitist and condencending to a fandom that enjoys Japanese Cartoons, who all and all don't give a shit to a corner of the internet that ranks Fucking Fail and dropping on Alexa for a reason and aren't visited by anyone with half of a brain, including other weeaboos.

Maybe it's because normal people would find people who act this insecure and lost in their lives over why Japan doesn't need to suck a dick to spoiled suburbanite gaijin crowd of another culture are fucking loons and insufferable people to keep in cages so that no one has to experience their fuckery, but maybe that's just us.

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They say if you're from Colony Drop, you would drop everything you're doing and write out a fucking book about this image and how much it makes you feel funny and how much it's making the Anime industry not work for you. That's because Colony Drop writers are all dick and no pussy.
NEWS FLASH FROM JAPAN ABOUT COLONY DROP'S RECENT DEMANDS ON ANIMU AND MANGO:

With flatearthing whiny Reject Weeaboos at there commands, their commons posts are:

Because the reject weeaboos down at Colon Dump are so fucking likable, and have a lot of insightful articles on why everything in anime isn't how it's used to be in their tastes because they are arrogant dumbfucks that don't know the meaning of the word time, right?

And all of this by bitching about Japanese Cartoons. How fucking low can you get?

Best of all, they have a fellow list of cocksuckers (under Blogroll, fucking site's composition is retarded) that get together with each other every night and complain about this stupid nonsensical shit while enjoying each other's hot manly juices on each other. One of them also is a poorly done attempt at a criticism and edgy commentary of the animu done in a webcomic, but it's too fucking stupid to state and name that it would likely destroy our servers.

Rise from Nobody Gives a Fuck to Nobody Fucking Cares

 
 
They look at anime like they are the school jocks and the rest of the fandom are the nerd punching bags. How you can create posts like this one: "a-confederacy-of-dipshits-dissecting-an-infestation" and not expect to be called tools or douches or any other wonderfully appropriate name.
 

 

—April 24, 2010 at 5:17 pm - Even before this article's creation did even the more intelligent realize the amazing amounts of sad as hell fanwank nerd douchebagottry and fucktard manchild gamer-esque Seanbaby wannabe humor that the reject weeaboo losers provide at Colon Dump.

Oldfag reject weeaboos that desire the fandom to suck their dongs are just as bad as the weeabbos that scream KAWAII!!11!, camera whore themselves and post up bad homoerotic fanfiction of Fushugi Yugi and shit. Plus, this chick's got a point; fucktard losers that think that their preference of animu is better than others are like the 13 and 22 year old manchildren and tweener gamers that wag their dick around about "teh HALO IS TEH GRATEST GAEM EVAR DURRRR"

Their most proudest achievement was stating themselves that they won the next animu blog competition of 2010, and then proceeding to blab about how that "drawing the ire of such an insular, petty community is a sure sign that we’re doing the right thing." Of course, the truth being that they are reject weeaboos that not even other weeaboos like for their pisspoor attempt to be "edgy, HARDKORE and IN YO FACE", while attempting to swing their oldfag anime fanboy penises for everyone to suck on out of insecurity and self-absorbed ego fucktardism, they actually lost the first round. Sad. We're also sure that this is the reason why ratings for the shitheap excuse of this place is down to over negative one million. Actually, it already was in the first place, so fuck it.

Of course, being self-absorbed, insular, petty, unwitty and some of the biggest liars, whiners, losers, pretentious "edgy" douchebag geekoid fuckheads and dumbfucks to ever grace the internets with a heavy dose of sadism and bitter contempt for not getting pussy for your anime fanwankery doesn't make your post anything short of trollish, it's clearly a sign of your bitter hatred and oldfaggotry seeping into your words.

Don't get us wrong, weeaboos on the teenybopper "KAWAII RANDOMES" end can be the biggest and most annoying fuckers when it comes to defending their moeh, animu and grorious nippon, but nothing beats that except oldfags cumming themselves to picking on the newfag generation, especially intolerable ethnocentric shithead Japanese Cartoon "buffs" to heal their jaded broken remains of a soul through lying and pretending not to notice nobody likes you through pathetic attempts at humor and wit.

Their second greatest achievement is getting onto Weeaboo Central News (AKA Animu News Network) and talking their mouths off about how the anime isn't what's making their dick bigger any more, and further eroding the reputation of a shitty news site with crap reporting and articles and a fuckheaded forum userbase even further by stooping to hire them for their podcasts! Zany!!

But it was also revealed in the fucking hueg ass forums that the closest thing they've coming to doing in their pitiful jackass lives is revealing that they are secretly trying to be the anime-based successor to Seanbaby. Keep going guys, your lifelong achievements are all in your hands!

Motivations of Colony Drop

We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica aren't just composed of people who insult and mock on a social level, but also of those that mock on a social and personal level as well to showcase why such people are fucking cocksuckers and douchebag attention whores. The level of Colony Drop's self-hatred and bitter motivations to ruin other weeaboos and animu fan's experiences is such a mindfucking classification of retarded and bitter hatred, it has been decided that analysis of such fucktardery should be attempted in order to make clear of what this site is really all about.

So let's be honest here at ED. While we have used the same terms, over and over again, being "Pasty White, Bitter, Fandom-Obsessed, Self-Deluded Elitist, Basement-Dwelling Virgins", you cannot help but feel that a majority of these things poured out onto the internets is fucking true.

And let's face it, this place is created by a bunch of Pasty White, Bitter, Fandom-Obsessed, Self-Deluded Elitist, Basement Dwelling Virgins. When you click that site, read those articles, and push whatever responses this shitheap attempts to communicate to you, you cannot HELP but feel that a majority of these things poured out onto the internets are fucking true.

Let's look back on this shitsack, shall we?

The users are manchildren fuckball wackos, driven to insanity over their fandom in Japanese Cartoons. They post up bitter and lulz worthy material about how other Animu fans are inferior and worthless compared to their tastes and "standing" in the Anime fandom, regardless most sane people wouldn't even give two fucks about what fuckball intentions they state. They have a FUCKING TWITTER devoted to twisting whatever the hell people post up on their Deviant Art and acting in their inane fucktardry as if that makes them "better fans". They enjoy pathetic attempts at trolling and more so attempting to be edgy and douchy behaviors we know that they wouldn't even have the testicles to pull off IRL because they don't have those balls to act like how they do on the internet and deal with the repricussions. These are the losers who attempt to be the Seanbaby of Anime that fail to live to the name, and even puss out and fail on their first try by not posting up their actual pictures of themselves. These are the losers that puss out and don't even live up to being "manly", that very thing that they jack themselves off to eventually becoming, every night.

They post up fucking self-deluded shit about some fandom war about Gundams and Evangelion despite no proof of whatever the fuck they're talking about IS real. They will go so far out of their way in their fanfuckery that they will stoop to make up claims about animu directors they don't favor. They desire all of Anime Fandom and Weeaboos to worship them through their "edgy" and "cool" content, so they write articles of some of the most flatearthing bullshit about fandom that no one but these dickmunchers would spend their time on. They are so fucking out of their heads, they would even go to Japan on its slowest of days in order to twist facts about how Akibahara is a playground for inferior Japanese otaku, and like all rabidly sick and fucked in the head fanboys would do, cum themselves and lavishly brag about how the Gundam Bar around the same area is the best place in all of Japan.

These Alpha Male Wannabe posers complain about how a fucking trend in their precious animu, Moe, is the death of anime, and how their pathetic attempt at a website is going to change that. These are loser virgins bitter and thought that Japanese Cartoons would get them laid, who take out their frustrations out on people who don't give two fucks about what they're thinking. These are losers who got one to too many wedgies in High School attempting to kiss up and cater favor to appease to a society that fucks them in the ass, in order to feel accepted over Japanese Cartoons, and how making them "Manly American/European" will help people "take Japanese Cartoons Seriously". These are complete insecure pussies who go as far as to go to anime conventions and take photos, to make fun of them and jerk off to feel satiated in their fandom standing, as if anyone fucking cares. These are fucking losers that would go as far as to make a magazine dedicated to their retarded and overrated conversations about old anime that no one gives a fuck about anymore.

These are pathetic basement dwelling virgin nerds, bitter and angry at a world that doesn't "embrace anime seriously", who put all of their blame on current trends of what their Japanese Cartoons doesn't follow back when they started watching it in a self-entitled and delusional world of nostalgia and jaded perspectives, and are on a downhill shitdrop to becoming An Hero because about as much as they enjoy acting like some of the most self-entitled and arrogant shithead Reject Weeaboos on the planet, they're really just pathetic hipster virgins, who will sink to any low to even sucking dicks of Japanese Directors in order to curry favor to make themselves feel better at night and help keep their pathetic delusion going as they age into vagina starved cocksuckers desperate for stimulation on their shitty animu site. Not even Weeaboos have this kind of fucked up and mindfucking level of emotional baggage to fuel something as abysmally insane as the fucking rectal santorum of Colony Drop.

These are some fucking pathetic and pitiful assed Reject Weeaboos, and we here at ED have found the top tier of the insanity of fandom fuckery.


Travis Motherfucker Touchdown telling you you're not funny. FUCKHEAD. YOU'RE A JOKE, AMIRITE

Owners

 
 
Doesn't make that low-hanging fruit any less delicious. Me, I always enjoy gawking at the endless parade that humanity provides.
 

 

—Zach, who apparently doesn't know how the internets work

When you spend your life bitching about this and how it doesn't suck up to your expectations, you know you have fucking issues
WORST (animu) EVER. Sums up again about what this is all about.
  • Steve
  • Zach
  • Sean
  • Dave
  • Mark

TL;DR, Lonely Homoerotic Pasty White Amurican Douchebags

Luckily for them, you can meet them whenever you have a local animu con nearby, although they're too fucking high and mighty as elitist reject weeaboo shitheads themselves, they'll only go to big city cons. Feel free to punch or kick the living shit out these guys and tell them they aren't witty, effective, cool, interesting, or funny in the least. They'll also hold a booth, or provide some dumbfuck "deep artistic insight" on why they can't get laid, so don't be afraid to set up an open fire! ;3

Also, don't be afraid to weed these douchebags out if you hear they do come. These shitbags also take no prisoners making fun of anyone and being the pussyfoot dicksticking fuckfaces too busy fapping themselves to their self-entitled "elite fan rank". They will also follow you around with a fucking camera and even beat off to the photos by how much they can make fun of your ass for kicks.
We do NOT FUCK WITH YOU ON THIS.
So, for fun's sakes, if you see a faggot running around with a high-class camera, or a bunch of losers muttering about how everything sucks and how much your life is worth less then theirs because of anime shit that no one fucking cares about, gather your friends and show them a great time. And if you're a sad bastard that enjoys managing cons, have a fucking brain and have security weed these bastards out, and have them play rapedolls with this crew of jaded pathetic shit.

And while we at ED do have incriminating pictures as well, they are often shot by a third party source, i.e., us not fucking with what's actually happening, and usually, we have something to write about more so than pretending to be Newfag Summer Anon and being pussies than do something cool.

Asshurt? In my ED? It's more likely than you think

Disregardless of these facts, it is also well documented in the past that they are extremely obsessed with striking back on those on the internet who make slander and criticism, as well as in-your-fucking-balls mockery against their pathetic site. Such actions are overly reacted against, that they will spend 5% of their day vandalizing it, while spending 95% of it jacking off on their IRC chat and lathing in their complete insanity. In other words, they are so dedicated to their site, it's not really known if these losers ever get out of their basements.

So as of Last Thursday, the rejects at Colon Dump have noticed the page's existence. Apparently, their most "offensive attempt" was to post up a screencap of the person who wrote this shit up and write off the most insipid nerd loser comment ever made by their mommies (ie, attempting to look nerd smart) and feel better about themselves.

Apparently, they didn't catch the fact that when there's only one person that looked at their shitty site and wrote up why it sucks, most of all, the fact that no one ever visits it, they should take the hint that no one fucking cares about vain jaded losers that whine about Japanese Cartoons not catering to their tastes. Goes to show that quality is always better than quantity in anything.

Here's also their user page.

We're likely that these assholes are going to strike back again because of how "we are ruining their reputations", and likely are still going to be asshole anime fan losers that still want to stick their cock into pussy through means of fandom wanking.

Here's also further proof of their fuckery, which doesn't help as this only helps show how much more pathetic they are getting to be.

Travis Fuckin Touchdown, everything you hate and wish you colon dump losers could be. What's his secret? He's not a insufferable fucktard hardkore internets r srs buiznzz blogger burn out weeb loser. There's a great reason why his game sells alot more, it's because he kills people to buy more animu and not give a fuck what other people think, not sit on a computer and whine like a fucking nerdass bitch about why you can't get laid through Bizarre Jelly 5.

The Moar You Know

Even animu animators want these loser fucks to STFU.
What the people at Colony Drop jerk off to every night.

Here on the analysis of Colony Drop, we've learned these very important facts:

  1. Why bitter burnout oldfags are never bearable in the first place,
  2. Why geeks that bitch about fandom and never shut up about it are whiny douchebag losers that nobody likes,
  3. Why these guys don't have any friends regarding their self-inflated egotism and self-given dumbfuckery,
  4. Why being an elitist on the internet isn't an award that gets you a pile of cocaine with a hot shot car powered by harbl and blowjobs from hookers,
  5. Why douchey white boy losers that bitch and complain about shit that's from another country are actually the biggest losers you'll ever know,
  6. Why Comic book fans like these aren't ever going to get their dicks touched by an actual woman.
  7. Why no one likes pretentious wannabe tough guy ethnocentric pseudo internet bullies, and why they'll forever be alone.
  8. Yelling about anime fandom to make yourself feel better at night isn't going to do shit,
  9. The intellectual elitist end of the Anime Fandom Spectrum is just as fucking retarded and stupid as the "randomness" weeaboos,
  10. Attempting to be smart and "edgy" by writing up "slandering" articles without doing your research is going to make you look fucking stupid,
  11. This is the reason why directors and creators don't ever listen to fans,
  12. When fat basement nerds are whining like babies, you know there is no dignity nor credibility when it comes to whining, baby mouthed, ego driven, pretentious, school age internet shit throwing,
  13. Basement otaku in Japan forever are more likable than you fucktards,
  14. Why nerds like these are the greatest examples of racial and ethnic imperialism on the internets (SRS FUCKIN BUZINZZ YO)
  15. Even fucking Anonymous, being the pillaging, raeping, destructive hellions of the interwebs, posting up the most insane, offensive and mind blowing shit in the internets, are more fucking funny, witty, effective, in your fucking face, and more controversial than any of the flatearthing bullcum horseshit shat out from any of you fucks, and have provided more insightful and tolerable fucking topics on /a/, /jp/, and /touhou/ combined, and have left a greater impact on the animu community than whatever the fuck Colon Dump would ever create in its life time.
  16. PLUS, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BLOG, IT'S UNFUNNY, STUPID, RETARDED, PRETENTIOUS, SHITHEADED AND FUCKING BANAL, CREATED BY INSUFFERABLE AND UNLIKABLE REJECT WEEABOO FUCKTARDS THAT WILL NEVER GET LAID.



TL;DR,THEIR GOAL:

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JAPAN ISN'T SUCKING OUR DONGS AND MAKING JAPANESE CARTOONS OUR WAY!!!!



SAME FUCKING WEEABOO SHIT, DIFFERENT END OF THE STUPID SPECTRUM
 
 
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—Thanks assholes! We'll come over and say FUCK YOU sometime too! ^w^

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