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Fun is what gives your life meaning, and it should be no surprise that [[Christians]] hate it for this exact reason. Because fun takes away the earnings of [[jews]], they will stop at nothing to take it away from you by forcing you to get a job and be a mindless slave.


Fun is what powers every single being in the universe.
==History==
It is the pinnacle of humanity.
Thousands of years ago, humans lived together in harmony, working together to stay alive. Then everything changed when the [[jews|Fire nation]] attacked. They made people work for supplies & money, forcing everyone to work against their will and allowing only a few to be at the very top.


==Discovery==
==People Who Hate Fun==
Fun came from an unknown source, rumored to be the god of atheists.
* [[Christians]]
Stories originated how fun was harvested by the great [[FunReaper]] and spread across the universe.
* [[Jews]]
* [[Steve Jobs]]
* [[Feminists]]
* [[Barack Obama]]
* [[Your Dad]]
* [[Your Mom]]
* [[NeoGAF|NeoGAF & ResetERA]]
* [[Social Justice Warriors]]
* [[Jack Thompson]]
* [[Anita Sarkeesian]]


==Properties of Fun==
==Properties of Fun==
Fun is something much like lulz. It needs to be harvested carefully.
Fun is a feeling of accomplishment or greater purpose after something. It can be created physically or mentally and will fix your everlasting depression.
Fun is much like matter and energy but the law of conservation doesn't apply to fun as Fun can be created and destroyed and sometimes pissed upon.
 
== Things that are fun==
 
*[[Masturbation]]
*[[Trolling]]
*[[Arson]]
* Pillaging
* Hobo fights
* Public executions
* Doing [[drugs]]
* [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]


==Philosophies of FUN==
==Philosophies of FUN==
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===Uranium bombs===
===Uranium bombs===
Follow the example of the [[Jew|individual]] who did the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]] but this use a uranium type bomb, much like the one dropped on [[Hiroshima]].  If the initial blast doesn't do the intended job, the resulting fallout will.
Follow the example of the [[Jews|individuals]] who did the [[Boston Marathon Bombing]] but this time use a uranium type bomb, much like the one dropped on [[Hiroshima]].  If the initial blast doesn't do the intended job, the resulting fallout will.  Bonus points if you're [[Islam|wearing/holding the bomb when it is detonated]].


===No survivors===
===No survivors===
If you completed any of the above two correctly, you should be the last person alive.  If this is the case: [[all caps|CONGRATULATIONS]][[oneoneone|!!1!!1!]] you have won [[the game]].  If you [[fail|failed]] at doing this (like everything else [[you]] do) then, please, become [[an hero]] for the good of fun loving people everywhere.


==See Also==
==See Also==

Latest revision as of 10:17, 15 August 2022

Fun is what gives your life meaning, and it should be no surprise that Christians hate it for this exact reason. Because fun takes away the earnings of jews, they will stop at nothing to take it away from you by forcing you to get a job and be a mindless slave.

History

Thousands of years ago, humans lived together in harmony, working together to stay alive. Then everything changed when the Fire nation attacked. They made people work for supplies & money, forcing everyone to work against their will and allowing only a few to be at the very top.

People Who Hate Fun

Properties of Fun

Fun is a feeling of accomplishment or greater purpose after something. It can be created physically or mentally and will fix your everlasting depression.

Things that are fun

Philosophies of FUN

It was said that the FunReaper first gave the fun which he harvested to Spongebob Squarepants who philosophized many great idealistic philosophies out of fun. The most important of which were:

Fires that burn down the whole town

Lighting people on fire is considered by some to be an enjoyable pastime. You should try it sometime.

Uranium bombs

Follow the example of the individuals who did the Boston Marathon Bombing but this time use a uranium type bomb, much like the one dropped on Hiroshima. If the initial blast doesn't do the intended job, the resulting fallout will. Bonus points if you're wearing/holding the bomb when it is detonated.

No survivors

If you completed any of the above two correctly, you should be the last person alive. If this is the case: CONGRATULATIONS!!1!!1! you have won the game. If you failed at doing this (like everything else you do) then, please, become an hero for the good of fun loving people everywhere.

See Also

Fun
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