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Charlie Kirk
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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POLITICAL VIOLENCE |
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Charles James Kirk (October 14, 1993 - September 10, 2025) was a MAGA patriot that some accused of being a Rush Limbaugh clone until a gay, tranny-loving pervert named Tyler Robinson decided to shut him up once and for all and made the accidental ironic statement of shooting Charlie in the throat where he died under a banner reading "Prove Me Wrong" after talking about gun violence. Tyler was most likely aiming for Charlie's will-be-in-need-of-hair-plugs-at-35 head and didn't account for gravity because clever performance art and literary statements are beyond the stunted intellect of a gay furry's reasoning.
Charlie is best known for going onto college campuses with his "Prove Me Wrong" revivals that were designed to get libtards into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that America was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the Bible, only two genders, XX being a real female and XY being a real male, and abortion being equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for Hell. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the idiots that he could easily pwn were put up on his website "The Charlie Kirk Show" so as to make him look like a genius and, most importantly, always right.
Most people in America probably didn't even know he walked on this Earth until his neck bravely stopped a 30-06 round that was fired from a German-made, WWII-issued Mauser Model 98, or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 South Park episode "Got a Nut", which Comedy Central, like a pussy-whipped cuck, has completely taken out of the TV channel's rotation because muh feelings. The episode can still be streamed, so take that, Copper - Mister Crime Stopper.
His death would've been like so many school shootings and easily forgotten in a week when every side of the political news wall got the insincere "it was just so awful" comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck-at-15 dirty hippies that think that they are rocking the establishment with a nuclear-level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave and posting it on many of the internet's media sites like JewTube, or far-left kindergarten teachers telling the kids that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a Walmart women's bathroom in the hopes of getting some loli action.
The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA, famous for its "Professor Watchlist" where right-wingers can dox left-leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture, phone number, and office hours. TPUSA is also known for going onto school and university campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only God Emperor Trump for what he is, Nietzsche's Übermensch.
As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful Trump supporter is most likely burning in Hell with George Floyd's knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream "I can't breathe".
Turning Point USA
Turning Point USA was Charlie Kirk's scam nonprofit organization that trolled high school, college, and university campuses for the purpose of finding weak-minded and weak-willed people that could be easily shaped into neo-Reaganites that will consistently vote Republican and believe that they can get rich if they put in the hard work, because trickle-down economics states that if they work 70-hour weeks and find their way up to a high enough position, the money will flow down into their hands like a raging river.
Founded in 2012 by Kirk himself and Bill Montgomery, Turning Point USA is best known for launching its daughter site Professor Watchlist, a much more interesting site than Turning Point USA, whose whole intended purpose is to dox professors and teachers that wrongly try to promote communism, socialism, and the ideas of Che Guevara that state that the world should be reset to zero so that smaller countries like Cuba would be able to make empires and grow into a world power.
Professor Watchlist says that its purpose is to allow students to promote the proper American ideals of Christianity; Jesus being a white man with blonde hair and blue eyes that despises homos and trannies, saying that they will burn in Hell on the day of his resurrection and that he would agree with the right and say that abortion is murder if he were here today. Kirk and his followers claimed that Professor Watchlist is necessary because the majority of teachers and professors today, that are actively shaping our children's minds, seek to actively combat and silence these right-minded youths and are indoctrinating our children's minds with their liberal-minded delusions that high school and college campuses should have abortion clinics on their grounds.
Professor Watch claims that these liberal minded teachers and professors are drowning our children with liberal propaganda stating that harder drugs like heroin and cocaine should be made legal so that they can be taxed, witchcraft is superior to Christianity and promote their crazy idea of inclusion that says that all people should be accepted equally except for those living the American dream of having 2 cars, a 2,000-square-foot house, 3 kids, and guiding them onto the Christian path so that they will grow up to be Republicans and demand that perverts, homos, sickos, and threats to the American way of life be removed from society.
Professor Watchlist does this through the art of doxing. Conservative students are encouraged to post the office phone numbers, names, and pictures of their liberal foes so that students can protest these professors and teachers by asking deans and principals how liberal ideas like dickgirls fit into subjects like Shakespeare.
Both organizations are well-funded, raising over $8.5 million under the reign of Charlie, helping its CEOs and upper administrators live a lavish lifestyle by paying themselves exuberant salaries and partying all night with hookers and blow while avoiding the Wounded Warrior Program's business model where Trace Adkins and Toby Keith walked away because the Wounded Warrior Project was caught by the IRS cooking their books.
Not all of the cash was spent on drugs, sex, and alcohol. Turning Point USA and Professor Watchlist did funnel some money into student government elections to assist the campaigns of those with conservative ideals, such as viral innoculations being unnecessary, ensuring that these right-minded youths are elected into student government positions so that they can help eliminate the philosophy of feminism and their ideas that lesbianism is normal and bring back the good ol' days where an American woman's place was in the kitchen and ready to happily bring their husbands a sammich and a beer when he snapped his fingers.
Assassination conspiracy theories
Several conspiracy theories have circulated regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination. These include but are not limited to:
- That Charlie intended to stage an assassination attempt to be empowered in the public eye but the shooter accidentally missed his ear and actually killed him instead.
- That Charlie's wife Erika ordered the assassination either to remarry, earn money and/or fame, or some other personal gain.
- That either Benjamin Netanyahu or Ben Shapiro hired an assassin to assassinate Charlie.
- That the CIA was responsible for the assassination.
- That the FBI was responsible for the assassination.
- That Israel was responsible for the assassination, since Charlie criticized Israel on an episode of his podcast shortly before the incident.
- That Groypers卐 were responsible for the assassination.
- That Charlie's own security team was responsible for the assassination.
- That Groypers卐 were responsible for the assassination.
- That Israel was responsible for the assassination, since Charlie criticized Israel on an episode of his podcast shortly before the incident.
- That the FBI was responsible for the assassination.
- That Charlie faked his death to escape his life and career in politics and live quietly and peacefully in Kansas. Yes, specifically Kansas.
- That Tyler Robinson's tranny roommate was the one who assassinated Charlie and blamed Tyler for it.
- That everyone present at Utah Valley University that day, including students and staff, were either Feds, CIA operatives, crisis actors, or Israeli assets.
- That Tyler Robinson was either a Fed, a CIA operative, or an Israeli asset.
- That Charlie's wife Erika was either a Fed, a CIA operative, or an Israeli asset.
- That Charlie himself was either a Fed, a CIA operative, or an Israeli asset.
- That Charlie's wife Erika was either a Fed, a CIA operative, or an Israeli asset.
- That Tyler Robinson was either a Fed, a CIA operative, or an Israeli asset.
- That Charlie's assassination was the second coming of Jesus Christ or an hint that it'll happen soon.
- That Charlie's assassination was done by Democraps to oppose gun control.
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See Also
- Donald Trump, attempted assassination of
- Nick Fuentes - almost assassinated
- Steven "Change My Mind" Crowder
External Links
TOW coverage- TOW coverage of the shooting
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