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[[Image:Delawaremap.jpg|thumb|The first of America's 55 states]]
[[Image:DeSUJUSTKICKEDINYO.jpg|thumb|The crime scene]]
[[Image:Restarea.jpg|thumb|Typical Delaware scene]]
[[Image:Loyer Braden.jpg|thumb|Prime suspect Loyer Braden glaring innocently at the camera]]
[[Image:Carlosholmes.JPG|thumb|Carlos Holmes was the "Alcalde," or Mayor, of Cali, Colombia, during the cocaine cartel boom years of the late '80s.]]

==What is Delaware?==

A glorified rest stop on the I-95 freeway, Delaware is a tiny, flat, [[shit|shitty]], polluted state in the middle of buttfuck nowhere that [[shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]]. Although its official state slogan emphasizes its one claim to fame of being the "First US State" (as its state delegates accidentally happened to be the first ones to sign the Constitution in [[9/11|1820]] while everyone else was still enjoying their tea and [[Delicious Cake|crumpets]]), it's better known for being the place where [[negro|negroes]] stop for [[KFC]] on their way to sell [[Florida]] [[cocaine]] in [[New York]] as well as where white, inbred [[Philadelphia]] Eagles fans live.

Delaware also has [[Homosexual|Rehomo]] Beach, which is popular with [[fags|lifelong bachelors]] and [[college]] students.

Also of note is that Delaware State's URL is [[desu]].edu.  Lulz.

Anthropologists in other states refer to DeSU as "Little Africa" due to the wide variety of negro breeds and sub-types seen there.

==People==
One half of the state is filled with [[redneck|rednecks]] and other white trash, one half is filled with [[wiggers]], while the other half is populated by [[negro|colored types]]. The primary function of DeSU is to instruct its students in basic reading skills and some elementary principles of arithmetic. It's important to note that Delaware is three halves in a two-half state - it's fairly amazing!

==Delaware State University Shooting==

(09-21) 06:47 PDT Dover, Del. (AP) --

[[lulz|Two students were shot and wounded]], one died a month later, at the '''Delaware State University Shooting''' ([[Desu|DeSU]]) early last Friday, and the campus continues to be locked down as police search [[Lie|desperately]] for a [[angst|gunman]], officials said. Classes were canceled and students were able to leave their dorms later that day to get more malt liquor and KFC. 

"They done been said to stay in theys' rooms," university spokesman [[Colombia|'''Carlos Holmes''']] said. "We still dun know where them shooter's be at," he continued.

Delaware State was established in 1891 as the State College for [[oxymoron|Colored Students]]. It had about [[Over_9000|3,690]] [[nigga|students]] last year. The 400-acre campus is in the northern section of Dover, across the street from the racetrack.

==[[Getting away with murder|Charges? Dropped!]]==
All charges against the accused, resident nigga '''[[Dindu nuffin|Loyer D. Braden]]''', were [[win|dismissed]] due to a "lack of evidence" and witness testimonies who said the shooter wasn't him, but actually two of [[niggers|the usual suspects]] wearing dreads. Suspiciously, prior to the shooting [[Lol]]<nowiki>yer</nowiki> was involved in a [[Mortal Kombat|beatdown]] with one of the would-be victims. Ultimately, he in a  was still [[b&|expelled]] from the college though because be broke the university's [[Gun control|''no gun'' policy]]. With no other suspects, this remains one of the only cold case school shootings [[evar]]. [[Epic win]][[!!1]]

==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore
|1|Died after a MONTH LONG COMA
|5|Aimed for three, hit two, killed one (barely)
|0|Niggers shooting niggers — [[Typical|BORING]]
|5|Pales in comparison to [[Virginia Tech Massacre|V-Tech]]
|20|[[Getting away with it|GETTING AWAY WITH IT]]
|31|F
|Like a really shitty [[Parkland]], but if [[Nikolas Cruz]] didn't get caught
}}
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{{WantedLevel|2}}

==External Links==
*{{wikilink|2007_Delaware_State_University_shooting|TOW Coverage}}
*[http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/21/delaware.shooting/index.html 2 PEOPLE WERE SHOT OMG!]


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