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FDFB!

• Mr.Jonzz 00:38, 7 September 2013 (EDT)

ily

<3 Miss hearing from you. And i'm not dead, just been working out alot. Mejoe 23:26, 1 January 2014 (EST)

VD prize nomination for may onwards

get in here pls.-- Talk to me|Contribs 00:30, 29 September 2013 (EDT)

Hai Hipcrime!

I've been away for awhile, glad to see ED is still alive and kicking! Even better, glad to see you and everyone else is here too.

Currently have been watching some lolcow, gathering the material needed to make an article on him, and hopefully, I can get back to contributing some lulz soon, had some other personal crap I had to deal with in the meantime.

Anyway, just wanted to let somebody here know I'm not dead. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 22:02, 5 October 2013 (EDT)DarlordTR

Here you go, my newest article. Thanks for the reply. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 21:57, 7 October 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR
excellent. :) -hipcrime 22:26, 7 October 2013 (EDT)

Vandalism

Can you please handle this vandal. I'm not a sysop anymore. Also, why aren't sysops active on the IRC anymore? --JuniusThaddeus 15:19, 13 October 2013 (EDT)

Meepsheep took care of it. --JuniusThaddeus 15:38, 13 October 2013 (EDT)

RE: IRC

Thanks for letting me know. --JuniusThaddeus 19:32, 13 October 2013 (EDT)

RE:

You're welcome. I am investigating how to implement that to be compatible with Morphquote but at the moment no such luck. Will try again later. Also I added position=relative to Quote, you can see the talk page for a demonstration. PS <3 image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 18:19, 9 November 2013 (EST)

RE: halp, please

Fixed. It was due to the "nowiki" tags that Gray added in December 2012. --JuniusThaddeus 00:01, 20 November 2013 (EST)

You're welcome. --JuniusThaddeus 07:06, 20 November 2013 (EST)

RE: Weezus Christ

That image was actually uploaded by an EDF2 member Weezus Christ. I don't know the specifics. 00:57, 23 November 2013 (EST)

"rock dots"

That's called an umlaut, or a metal umlaut when used superfluously. Also why haven't you fellated me yet   VX BREATHE DEEP   01:17, 23 November 2013 (EST)

What you just said was far more entertaining than the standard suckysuck.   VX BREATHE DEEP   01:49, 23 November 2013 (EST)

tow flunkies

   
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Steven Walling CC license from Wikipedia. I'm not sure why Mr Walling dislikes this photo. He seems like a charming fellow, and I kinda want to eat his ass.
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Damn you, I choked while laughing at this. Same with the Jorm macro.   VX BREATHE DEEP   13:50, 1 December 2013 (EST)

Jorm Approved Probably unfunny as all hell, but I still like it.   VX BREATHE DEEP   12:31, 2 December 2013 (EST)

<3

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• Mr.Jonzz 00:23, 3 December 2013 (EST)

Well that certainly saves my having to source the morning fap-material! • Mr.Jonzz 01:16, 3 December 2013 (EST)

Are those some sweet, sweet Hipnudes?? raep kitty just wants to cuddle   VX BREATHE DEEP   01:41, 3 December 2013 (EST)
lol :D -hipcrime 02:43, 3 December 2013 (EST)

J.M

Done... I've made the colors match his sweet shirt. • Mr.Jonzz 00:55, 6 December 2013 (EST)

RE:edgov

Good idea but I prefer to be a lurker. :D Also #ed-logging is working should /join 22:12, 6 December 2013 (EST)

You can get a VPN for about $5 a month which is nice for evading bans without using TOR. 22:21, 6 December 2013 (EST)

RE:overtag

Yeah, I've seen that in a lot of articles. Most tags are dumb in my opinion, especially ones like {{potential}}. Though we had to suffer through him being on ED so I feel that goodnews is probably the best. In this case we deserve an extended celebration. My thoughts anyways. 15:28, 8 December 2013 (EST)

brb fixing ED 15:23, 10 December 2013 (EST)

ty

Thanks for sorting out those redirects.... xxx • Mr.Jonzz 16:19, 10 December 2013 (EST)

Record Store Cats

http://www.dj-rooms.com/record-store-cats/ 14:11, 11 December 2013 (EST)

The frame template now offers the same functionality as videoframe, simple add margin=auto and the frame will be centered. 00:44, 12 December 2013 (EST)
Added Sonmanic to my list of articles to sweep and mop. Even if someone is making crap edits, they will improve if we stay out of their way. Otherwise it just makes them nervous which isn't going to help anything. After I finish with Mikemikev I will go back and clean up. I am just glad they are interested in updating the article, and I know you are too. 01:05, 12 December 2013 (EST)

Sonmanic

When you have a moment could I get your thoughts? 05:56, 12 December 2013 (EST)

yes hello

you have been summoned to the gay world of uncyclopedia irc. if you hurry you won't miss the confirmed mike the great sighting. ~Oblique 19:03, 12 December 2013 (EST)

Thamsanqua Jantjie

Great catch, IRL chuckle. [[User:VX|VX]] likes this. 00:06, 14 December 2013 (EST)

ilu

Andrés (talkplx) 22:57, 14 December 2013 (EST)

gardner qotn

Even by Wikipedian standards, the USI is mind boggling. Also,

   
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fuckin' lol.   VX BREATHE DEEP   14:10, 20 December 2013 (EST)

ty...

...for your kind words, if you think you missed some they can all be found here. Have a fabulous Christmas, Boo sends her love. • Mr.Jonzz 05:20, 24 December 2013 (EST)

RE:your trained eye

Unsure so I deleted it, no shortage of cock pics on ED anyways. 22:19, 24 December 2013 (EST)

If you edit your article again I'm going to sodomize you with my cock, all night long. You've been warned. 00:29, 27 December 2013 (EST)

raping

Didn't see Faggotron‎ on the BlockList or am I missing something obvious? Also poor guy, we need to give him a hug or something. 15:34, 1 January 2014 (EST)

Oh, I'm not questioning your judgement, thought you were attempting to unblock? If it helps though, I can review his contribs later. 15:39, 1 January 2014 (EST)
Will do so tonight, ya should slip into IRC sometime. 15:43, 1 January 2014 (EST)

ily <3

Animal 20:47, 1 January 2014

I'm unfortunately hetero-only and I quit coffee many months ago... but maybe we can get together for a smoothie and some bro cuddles? I've tongue-kissed guys before (juicy enough details? No? OK.)
Alright, fine, your aggressive and clever wording has made a successful direct hit on my inner pride and instinct. The animal in me is screaming to comply with your request and challenge for full body and full frontal nudes. So keep yourself moist and keep my page up until I get around to making a beast of myself for you and all of ED to enjoy -Animal 08:38, 2 January 2014
Delivered. You better enjoy. And remove that misleading template too pls -Animal 11:01, 2 January 2014 (EST)
I was told to delete it. 12:01, 2 January 2014 (EST)
Harsh. He probably didn't even get a chance to see it, and it was made specially as per his precise request. I hope you saved the copies and links for him, Schnookums. I was only doing what I was told to do, after all. No use fighting with the man though, or letting him get me down. -Animal 13:22, 2 January 2014 (EST)
You are one of the reasons why I love ED. You took a chance and I entertained it and we both had fun. Even if my article (moar like your article now) ultimately ends up getting perma-canned, at least I still got to interact with a family I've looked up to for years. Glad you saved those pics too since they were taken mostly for you (and Schnookums). Many thanks to you as well, friend. -Animal 20:10, 2 January 2014 (EST)

Ian Watkins

I made a page on Ian Watkins and I put him with the pedoseries template, music template, sex template and britfags template but i can't add him to the template. Any help?

Terrance and Phillip 20:17, 2 January 2014 (EST)

Re: Feetz

We all like feets. Especially teenage feets. Even more especially, teenage sk8r feets. I can use my GoPro to make a POV video where I'm like Godzilla and crushing the camera with my foot? Simply position ass next to monitor and imagine it entering the hole. We can call it Furzilla. And congratulations and welcome to the world of furries. You're not alone, because I have been publicly branded as one by you and the fine wiki you represent, and I accept my label proudly with unsettling pride. My new fursuit consists solely of my wolf ear hat I'm wearing in the n00dz, and I hope to mate in it one day soon (PLS soon). I will definitely try to work out a home movie of this event when (or if..) it occurs. I am adding the link to your article about me to my other profiles too as promised. I love it <3 — Preceding unsigned comment added by Awildbeast (talk • contribs)

sorry but feet are just gross ♥♥♥ 01:06, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Re: Angelic Catalyst Page

I actually did not mean to delete anything... I was making an alteration and by the time I realized what happened I couldn't undo it! If you have any advice for me that'd be great... thanks! — Preceding unsigned comment added by BathedInSin (talk • contribs)

When

When I was an admin on ED back in 2007 I wasn't a buttflustered little faggot like these guys. Maybe u guys should do something about that and not have 13 year olds as admins anymore. But thats just me. I mean I've been editing very little on ED for many years now, because its been going down the drain, mostly people attempting to take it too seriously. You want my advice: Asides from getting rid of truly illigal shit like CP, ED should not need mods at all. You even have the bots to clear out vandalism. ED needs to flourish as the true lulzy shithole its intended to be when it just started out. That'd be letting ED form to its true potential. Edit wars and trolling should just be allowed. Have people duke it out. I mean after all, isn't that all ED is about? Now they only mention the fights on other sites while the lulz themselves over such fights stay off of ED. That should not be. But those are just my 2cts. Also no this is not my attempt at becoming an admin, because I don't want that. Pardon my french but I'm an old believer in mods = fags. --TROLAHOAR 20:23, 7 January 2014 (EST)

  • Thnx man, and well as long as this place won't turn in to an oh internet, the second coming, I suppose we're still alright. --TROLAHOAR 20:46, 7 January 2014 (EST)
>13 year old admins
Fuck you, I'm nearly fifteen, cunt. • Mr.Jonzz 20:47, 7 January 2014 (EST)

I just seen

I just seen Snooki or whatever the fuck his name is fix a page I vandalized the fuck out of because its a clear cut case of a self-sucking page. I'm sorry but I think we're done here. Peace. --TROLAHOAR 11:04, 9 January 2014 (EST)

  • back in my day we used to destroy self-sucking self-gratification pages by people trying to tell ED how cool and edgy they are. i dunno maybe i'm just old fashioned. but then again, i'm about to give up on ED all together. i'm sorry. but you have to remember the good old days with me, because i think i remember you from that time as well. --TROLAHOAR 13:59, 9 January 2014 (EST)
    • Fair enough. Frankly though I much rather see retarded edit wars and giant lumps of shit. THAT'S what I feel ED should be. And ED has exactly the same problem that every forum, message board and wiki has on the internet: You can't fucking argue with a mod because then you get slapped a ban. You can't argue with a mods friend, because boom you get a fucking ban. It kills any conversation dead, including the lulz. I feel on a fair system the mods and admins shouldn't be posters as well. Because you can't argue with these people or have a nice trolling fight. Your policy says a mod isn't above regular shit people, but really they are. If I argue with little suzy or johnny on here I can have a nice fight, I try that with a moderator I get fitted with a ban while they try and be edgy and fuck with my profile and talk page. Oh ha-ha he/she can't answer this is so funny, we're being so funny u guyz.

You know the very origins of ED where against that. Calling out wikipedia mods and admins like the faggots they are. Thats why ED got started in the first place. It was a nice little bucket to shit in about other systems and the gay politics they ran. Now people come on ED and get the exact same politics.

It ain't good, son. It ain't good at all. This is exactly the future I tried to prevent for ED back in the day. I'm sorry I failed so hard. Then again, I was only one guy fighting against it. And I failed. Oh well fuck it, its just the internet. --TROLAHOAR 14:34, 9 January 2014 (EST)

   
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Everybody! The good old days. Well, let's talk about the good old days...
 

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— Gladys Knight

• Mr.Jonzz 14:25, 9 January 2014 (EST)
  • Oh I'm sorry did you want some attention too? fuck off while adults are talking. speak when spoken to thats what good little boys and girls do. --TROLAHOAR 14:34, 9 January 2014 (EST)
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• Mr.Jonzz 14:49, 9 January 2014 (EST)
  • Now that was a good comeback. Looks like there is some life left in her after all. And by her I mean ED. --TROLAHOAR 14:53, 9 January 2014 (EST)

Snooki

So for the past hour I've been trying to get an answer from Schnookums why he posted the decapitated dog pictures on my talk and profile page while I was banned. I'd like a reply to that, as well as an apology. Maybe you can talk some sense in to him? I just don't relate that well to early teens anymore, due to my own age. --TROLAHOAR 15:22, 9 January 2014 (EST)

ren & stimpy

Fuck yes Space Madness was an awesome episode! Black hole was my personal favorite because of all of the fucking weird mutations and the mountain of lost socks. But yeah... its always a good time for ren & stimpy nostalgia. They don't make cartoons like they used to :'( Spacemadness 04:11, 10 January 2014 (EST)

Sarah Stierch fired from the Wikimedia Foundation

This isn't helping to convince you that Wikipedia isn't corrupt, is it? 12:34, 11 January 2014 (EST)

RE: nominate yourself plz

I'd be honored, I'll be sure to do that right away. BakaRed 23:24, 22 January 2014 (EST)

I didn't forget last time.

Life man. It's been up and down. Turbogook 12:10, 24 January 2014 (EST)

send this to oliver just to show we're serious

♥♥♥ 01:41, 2 February 2014 (EST)

nah, just show up and say you're responding to the craigslist ad that oliver keyes posted for anonymous poz gay sex ♥♥♥ 02:04, 2 February 2014 (EST)
perfect ♥♥♥ 02:34, 2 February 2014 (EST)

Need some help on digging up some lulz on a banned Wikipedian

I recently discovered this pedophilia apologist wiki run by this sick fuck, who has been permanently banned from editing Wikipedia, and a cursory look at some of his edits indicates it was because he was a pedophile apologist and they threw him out for that. The wiki itself is basically a massive shill for letting child rapists get away with molestation (warning, some of the bullshit on that site may induce severe vomiting) in the interests of "child liberation".

I was planning to do an article on this faggotry, but I was wondering if you could help me dig up anything on this pervert, especially why he was banned and any other lulz. I could easily write up more than enough for the wiki itself, but if you know where I can hunt down some lulz on this disgusting asshole, it would be great. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 01:50, 12 February 2014 (EST)

dmail

works fine for me.--Talk to me|Contribs 20:12, 13 February 2014 (EST)

That guy with the child wiki

You know, the one we were talking about on User_talk:Meepsheep's talk page, he really has issues man. I mean he has a page he wrote about how childsex is a religion he invented in 2014 and it should thus be legal or something, since you know, its a religion. I don't know if he wants tax-exempt status too for this childraping church. I'm telling you this but christ I don't even, well you know that feeling where your brain isn't fully processing shit yet and you're trying to tell somebody about it? Thats me right now typing this to you here, I just thought u should hear it. Sorry about this though. I truly am, in advance. I.... I apologize. --TROLAHOAR 07:53, 15 February 2014 (EST)

  • I think theres definitely something there. His name seemed so familiar. I think I seen this guy before many years ago (like 2007 I think) on youtube. But I'm not entirely sure. Should I dig something up I'll let you know, this guy man, I think he's insane. And I don't just say that, no I mean I actually think he's insane. --TROLAHOAR 07:48, 16 February 2014 (EST)
    • So this faggot has already been convicted for 16 months back in 2010 for threatening Obama no less and after his 3 year supervision is right up back to his old tricks. That prison sentence didn't do him much good. lol. But then again I also read he's heavily medicated, maybe he forgot to take his crazy pills again. --TROLAHOAR 08:16, 17 February 2014 (EST)

IM A HUGE NOOB

Quick question. I was trying to undo some of the latest bullshit, and I clicked the "Undo" button for his first edit, hoping it would also undo his second, but it wouldn't work. Is there an way to jump back to an older version of the article via undo, or do you just have to open up the version you want and save it? 

Hi 

  20:50, 19 February 2014 (EST)

Thank you sir 
Hi 
  22:13, 19 February 2014 (EST)

:)

 

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  02:17, 20 February 2014 (EST)

Requesting deletion of my old article

It's come to my attention that my old article "Bradleh Daw Gaim" is cancerous and insulting to the entire website. If someone redoes the article, let them. I'm just asking you remove it because it's completely unfunny, nobody wants to edit it, and I don't remember why I made it.

If you could please do that, I would appreciate it. I'm just tired of looking at that icky page I once made before I knew what I was doing.


Thanks. --Fearless 05:50, 21 February 2014 (EST)

You lost the bradleh game

CobaltCat 09:50, 21 February 2014 (EST)

RE:Bradleh Daw Gaim

Alright, I had a look at Bradleh Daw Gaim. There is a gameplay video and the external links seem legitimate. My guess is the author, probably a former friend, wrote the article to settle a score then later experienced troll's remorse. Maybe they are friends again? My opinion is to go ahead and leave it, he shouldn't have written that crap just because he was butthurt and expect us to delete it later. We had a similar experience with the Xat article. reply 10:07, 21 February 2014 (EST)

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