User:Gray/Smut analyisis(Archive)

Pornography Analysis

Make a section for Ed, Edd, and Eddy (focus on people favoring pathetic characters (Edd) due to relating to them and having a thing for blue-haired girls) Name sections by either the fetish or the thing the series is notable for, not by the series (the series is just an example) Sort sections by importance and have them have connections to the previous and next sections

People’s own stupidity and sexual repression are the leading causes of them praising stupid things, buying its stupid merchandise, and keeping its stupid series alive; and no greater proof of this are the fanatics of cartoons and video games.

"If it exists, there's porn of it" is a phrase that goes severely under-analyzed. When someone goes through the trouble of making pornography out of something, it's likely that they're sexually attracted to it. So if we were to judge this theory by the rule, everything can be sexual. But if one were to ask why the internet seeks to make porn of everything, most people would respond with "Porn desensitization". Porn desensitization works like this: First you learn that the internet has porn, you watch some, eventually get bored of it, and move unto heavier porn; and before you know it, the only things that can get you off anymore are things you’d normally avoid when you started using the internet.

Fandoms and pornography

• Ironically, having a more balanced female-to-male cast ratio only evokes more gay pairings.
• Shipping takes a great part in fictional pornography.
• Characters without canon significant others tend to have the largest variety of unofficial fan coupling. This is most likely due to the lack of canon restrictions (ex: Spike from MLP and Tails from Sonic).

Virgin fetishism

Inverted nipples are often affiliated to virginity

This fetish wouldn't be such a big dead had there not be an entire religion based around it.

• Anal fetishism: It's unlikely that every single man who has had anal sex with a woman had homosexual tendencies. So why do people like it then? Well, in case you've ever asked a /b/tard what's so appealing about anal, he'll most likely say "because it's tighter". That answer alone makes this fetish synonymous to Virgin fetishism (anus ~ tighter vagina ~ new vagina ~ virgin). And like Virgin fetishism, all Anal sex fetishism truly does is a way the sexually repressed deny their sexual incapability by telling themselves that by taking someone else's virginity that they themselves were not an afterthought. This would explain why male pedophiles prefer little boys instead of girls; the tighter the fuck-hole, the more comfortable they feel about their own sexual appeal. Alternate explanation: Since anal sex is usually affiliated with male rape, anal fetishists may just be rape fetishists.

Typical furry fandom (Sonic the Hedgehog)

The Sonic franchise has the advantage of being a much older fandom and having a larger species variation (it has a larger range of furries to appeal to), but the Brony fandom has the advantage of being faster-spread. Due to modern sites such as Booru, Tumblr, and Know Your Meme, new trends spread faster than old ones.

To say that any of the characters from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise have any form of personality would be a blatant lie. So the way they’re interpreted in porn is based solely on their physical appearance. The best example of this is Rouge the Bat whose possession of the largest breasts in the series and latex attire have led the fans to assume that she is the whore of the series and, unsurprisingly, one of the characters in the series with the most pornography made out of. Surprisingly though, she's only second compared to a character who is her exact opposite.

Miles "Tails" Prower

• Why did Palcomix make two comics depicting Tails as a female?

Tails is a young fox with a very effeminate voice. Besides the usual gay pairings that every anthropomorphic is cursed to endure; secondary pairings include him with Rouge or Vanilla (age difference fetish). The hormonal epitome theory would excuse this fetish, except that most are depicted as borderline rape. On a side note, Tails is sometimes depicted with two penises (obviously due to his canon two tails); judging by the overall homosexuality of the furry fandom, it’s a real mystery as to why there’s little-to-no porn depicting him with two anuses.

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Mary Sues

The Sonic fandom has the worst case original character-making known to man (both Mary Sues and everymen). Even though the Mary Sue (overly-perfect character) and Everyman (overly-imperfect characters) are two completely opposite concepts, they serve the same purpose (for someone to see themselves in said character.

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  Can you believe these assholes? They’re actually trying to make this.
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  Macrophilia and unbirthing in one image, GG Sonicfags

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  Take the original comic, remove half the effort, and throw in a character who couldn't be a bigger Mary Sue if the furfags who made this shit actually tried.
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  Another Sonic recolor. Thanks, Palcomix. Lord knows the internet doesn't have enough of those.
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When Feminists make cartoons (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)

Minor hermaphrodite fetishism. It probably has something to do with how every cartoon that Faust makes under-powers male characters and overpowers female ones.

Judging by the rate at which My Little Pony's notoriety has spreading recently, it's likely that you've heard of the show's creator, Lauren Faust. But before Faust even saw herself brainwashing manchildren with pony ass, she was the head writer of another cartoon entitled Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

The show, about a mansion that housed unwanted imaginary friends, starred an 8-year-old boy named Mac and his imaginary friend, Bloo, meeting all sorts of imaginary freaks in said mansion; but because Faust is a woman, she couldn't resist the urge of adding a Mary Sue to the show. Enter Frankie Foster, an independent teenage girl who is the granddaughter of the Mansion's owner, is the only character with a working brain on the show, and everyone wants to have sex with her, including the 8-year-old. But little did Faust know that the internet is immune to feminists' bullshit and instead made Redhead Sue a pedophile for the 8-year-old.

There's definitely some Mary Sueing going on in this show. Faust definitely imagines herself as Frankie, hence her red hair (Faust is also a redhead) and feminist attitude (Faust is also a feminist). But what's more worrisome is that the fans see themselves in the kid. This wouldn't be anything out of the Straight Shotacon ordinary but the fact that Frankie is not uncommonly depicted with a penis and usually raping Mac can make one wonder if Bronies were closet homosexuals even before Friendship is Magic (most Bronies also like this show).

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  Nothing says "You're a narcissistic bitch" like having sex with yourself
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Double standard pedophilia

Foster's home isn't the only cartoon that does this

Basic biology states that human male's hormonal epitome is during their early teens, while women's is on their thirties. This explains the "horny teenage boy" and "unfaithful middle-aged wife" stereotypes as well as why male pedophiles are more frowned upon than female ones. If we were to compare the likelihood of a young boy having sex with a grown woman and the likelihood of a young girl having sex with a grown man based solely on gender hormonal epitomes, the scenario in which the male is the pedophile is less likely, thus more deviant.

Another factor that influences why little boys are encouraged to partake in relationships with grown women are gender labels. As we all know, women don't boast about their sex life because they're afraid to be labeled as a slut; whereas a man having an active sex life is considered a status symbol. Crap like this is the reason shows like Foster's Home get away with young-boy grown-woman couples like Frankie and Mac.

Smurfette Principle

Polar opposite to "harem" (all girls, one guy). Whether said "one girl" is the world's greatest whore or the universe's most hard-to-get bitch (Frankie) doesn't matter, she'll be the most pornographized character in the series regardless.

Unwarily sexualizing cartoons (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Sources:

• http://www.sequentialtart.com/article.php?id=2264
• http://www.sequentialtart.com/article.php?id=2265

By now you should know that cartoons with a large amount of female characters will usually spawn an army of virginal fanboys. But since previous incarnations of the series were also composed of a female-dominant cast, why is this one the one that skyrocketed the fandom size? It's quite simple really, Bronies are Weeaboos: Notice how the only major difference between the prior incarnations of My Little Pony and Friendship is Magic is the art style. Friendship is Magic depicts the characters with microscopic mouths and immense eyes, both which are themes in Japanese animation. Not to mention the pink hair and hermaphrodites that both Bronies and Weeaboos are fond of.

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  Japan converted a large portion of the U.S. into zoophiles with the Pokémon series. It's about time we returned the favor.
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  Support horse-fucking for the low price of $25!
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  Bronies don't seem so bad...
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  Either a large portion of the fandom has homosexual tendencies...
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  Only Bronies could find a way to make dragons gay
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  Somehow, this doesn't surprise anyone
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  Figurines: Because you can't possibly have more time in your hands
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  In some universe where pedophile horses go around fucking whatever baby dragons they can find, I’m sure this makes perfect sense.
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  The pride of Tumblr
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  Considering the amount of child pornography the yellow abomination's creator has made, be thankful it isn't raping the kid.
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  Zoophilia, hermaphroditism, pedophilia, and homosexuality all in one image. If you don't believe Bronies are sexual deviants, there's something wrong with you.

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  One page in and you can already tell that this comic will be an anatomic train wreck
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  Oh Palcomix, when will you silly furfags learn that putting animal heads on human bodies makes your characters look like shit?
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  Bronies can never get enough of the cock
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A majority of bronies share fetishism for incest, stockings, Mary Sues, and hermaphrodites.

• Incest: Incest fetishism is more of a laziness-based fetish than an adrenaline-based one: No matter how sick the average internet user is, their want to risk impregnating a relative is nothing compared to their avoidance of conceiving an [retard|inbred]] child. There's nothing appealing about incest is the convenience of having a sexual partner nearby. It saves people the trouble of having to look for sex beyond their own home. The reason why Friendship is Magic was chosen to be the prime example of this fetish is because bronies find SpikeXTwilight shipping to be more incest-like (merely because they live together) as opposed to TwilightXShiningArmor (her biological brother).

• Stockings: Stockings emphasize the wearer's posterior and to those of you who don't know, Bronies have a sick obsession with pony ass. This has resulted with Bronies liking to dress up the characters (even the male ones) in stockings.

• Mary Sues: Having a female-dominant cast and a male-dominant fandom, it's easy to see why the two male characters with the largest roles in the series (the red horse and the fat purple-green dragon) have served as blank slates to the fans to project themselves in harem scenarios with said female-dominated cast. Have you noticed how both characters are always overly-fit when personified; why is the red one never a fat redneck; why is the purple one never a chubby kid? Because Bronies project themselves in them and they want to do so in the most overly-idealized way they can.

Hermaphrodite fetishism

<video type="youtube" id="p-A8GvUehq4" width="300" height="270" position="right" desc="The fatal flaw of this survey was that it was conducted on internet users. Men may ejaculate more when watching other men have sex (subconscious sexual competition) but the facts that most internet-less men don't seek hermaphrodite partners and that the internet makes people develop fetishes disproves this video."/> The most revolting fetish Bronies share is towards hermaphrodites. While most people would say that bronies are just gay, hence their love for horse dick, the fact that there's nowhere near enough male cocksuckers in the world to match the amount of bronies with hermaphrodite fetishism may mean that not all hermaphrodite fetishists are homosexuals.

Men ejaculate more when they watch other men have sex. This is due to a subconscious biological response to sexual competition. While this may excuse hermaphrodite fetishists from being homosexuals (it doesn't BTW), this whole competition business sounds like sexual insecurity. No man comfortable with his sexual attributes would ever have a need to compete with someone else just to prove it. And considering that only the most sexually repressed men on the internet (furries, bronies, /b/tards, japanophiles) like hermaphrodites, this theory is very plausible.

Poison (Final Fight)

Main Gallery	POISON XXX

Poison is a recurring minor enemy in the 1989 Japanese beat-em-up Final Fight. Originally conceived as a female in the Japanese version of the game, she was redesigned as a transvestite for the North American release to avoid controversy about fighting women. Ironically, this only attracted more controversy to the game towards Poison's gender; and to this day, the animefags at Wikipedia still debate over its gender. Why can't they be like porn sector of the internet and just compromise with her being a newhalf?

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  Okay, now they're just using her as an excuse to put penises on everything
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  Considering that Poison was made in Japan, this was only a matter of time
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  Somehow, some people consider this a turn-off
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  Shemales and cats, an internet-user's fondest dream
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  Goddamn, you could lose your dog in that cleavage!
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Bayonetta

<video type="youtube" id="XbihPTgAql4" width="200" height="180" position="left" desc="Games are targeting the lonely gamer demographic? HOLY SHIT THIS BITCH MADE THE DISCOVERY OF THE FUCKING CENTURY!"/>

Preference vs. Reality: The problem with revealing clothing is that its appeal is based on expectation. Take this ho for example, no matter how attractive this woman looks like nude, it will not live up to how you thought she did if you were just presented to her with this picture.

Bayonetta is a is a third-person action video game made by the same guys that made Devil May Cry. Like Devil May Cry, it follows an oversexualized protagonist (in this case a four-eyes in latex rather than a male-lesbian in a trench-coat) as she fights evil angels to uncover the truth about her past, because what's a more original plot device than amnesia? Also, apparently witches have the power to use their hair as clothes.

• Latex fetishism: The tightness of latex attire evokes a strong resemblance to nudity. Alternate explanation: Even though latex attire resembles nudity, it isn't exactly nudity. Like with all skimpy clothing, all it does is give horny virgins unrealistic expectations of what the latex wearer's looks like truly nude.

• Glasses fetishism: Glasses fetishism seems to be merely a branch of virgin fetishism as the entire basis of Glasses fetishism is the stigma of believing that people with glasses are as lonely, sexually desperate, and easy as them.

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  Today's porn was brought to you by the letter "B"

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Totally Spies! (Latex + Lesbians)

Totally Spies! is a Franco-Canadian cartoon that stars three girls wear the world's shiniest and most easy to spot jumpsuits to do spy work. The three girls are ethnically variant; we got a ginger (Sam), a blonde (Clover), and negress (Alex) to appeal to the hair and skin color fetishists; and among their adventures, they get turned into furries, get fat, and other fetish-fueling goodness.

Synopsis: With that summary, one may assume that the show spawned ass-loads of sick porn; while the ass-load part is correct (hell, there's multiple shitty porn videos based on it), Totally Spies porn is generally dull. The show's lack of fan-shared fetishes despite it clearly aiming to be fetish bait may actually have with its mediocre quality. This is highly unlikely though as most of the series in this page are mediocre at best yet are pornographic phenomenons.

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  Well, for a show staring three girls in jumpsuits, bondage porn was only a matter of time
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Lesbian fetishism

Contrary to popular belief, when a man prefers watching lesbian sex to straight sex, he does not have a fetish for lesbians; he merely knows basic math. Assuming you're a heterosexual male, preferring multiple women over a single one is mere mathematical instinct.

Kim Possible

Kim Possible is a cartoon about a teenage girl who saves the world with cheerleading moves because real spies and police officers with years of training evidently don't know what the hell they're doing. Despite the ungodly retarded premise of a world that lies in the hands of a cheerleader and her fuckup boyfriend, the series managed to last four seasons and spawned two movies. Why? What part of "Teenage cheerleader having catfights with a busty green woman in latex who is at least twenty years older than her" don't you understand?

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Synopsis: Cheerleaders, green skin, and latex; by internet standards, Kim Possible pornography is surprisingly low on the sick-fetish scale. Sure Kim Possible shemale and tentacle porn exists, but there’s not enough of it to prove a fetish in its general fandom. Despite the lack of a shared fetish, Kim Possible fans suffer from the worst known case of shipper-denial. In case you didn’t notice the comics on top, the lonely virgins that draw Kim Possible porn usually depict her as a lesbian despite her having officially ended with Ron. Elaborate on fans denying the characters' canon sexuality

On a side-note, Kim Possible comics show a correlation on hermaphrodite fetishism, however this doesn’t seem to apply with individual images. The most likely explanation for this seems to be that the people who draw the comics have more time in their hands, i.e. spend longer on the internet, i.e. are more likely to suffer from fetishes (hermaphrodites in this case).

The Amazing World of Gumball (Another typical furry fandom)

If you ever wondered what Cockmongler would look like as a blue cat, here you go.

Synopsis: Considering how much furries like blue and cats, a cartoon combining the two being made was no surprise, what is surprising however is that in a period of one season the main character (a 12-year-old cat) has crossdressed twice. Still, considering that most furries would rather have sex with hedgehogs and horses, this sadly makes the underage, crossdressing cat one of their most normal fetishes.

The Show: The show stars Gumball Watterson, an anthropomorphic cat, and Darwin Watterson, an anthropomorphic fish as they have all sorts of light-hearted adventures in their amazing world. Despite the show starring about twenty more recurring characters, the only other three you'll remember by the end of the day will be Gumball's mother (basically the crossdressing faggot with tits), his love interest (a peanut with horns), and Darwin's love interest (the one will the rainbow hair).

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Any fetish can become popular if applied to cartoons about teenagers

Spectrophilia (Danny Phantom)

Danny Phantom is a 2004 cartoon made by Butch Hartman (creator of The Fairly Oddparents) for Nickelodeon. Like Fairly Oddparents, it is flooded with lame puns and obvious doll bases that only Nick would give the OK on. Unlike Fairly Oddparents, this show had a pseudo-hip-hop theme song that set the standard for trying too hard, the comedy relief characters only made watching the show a living hell of unfunniness, the serious characters made you wish someone would rape them, and the series only lasted three seasons. Despite this, if you ever find yourself bored enough to watch Nickelodeon for more than an hour, you'll realize that episodes of this show get rerunned every five minutes. This is due to the fact that spectrophiles, latex fetishists, and goth fetishists keep religiously watching it, not to mention the breast implants that all of the grown female cast members seem to have.

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Mechanophilia (My Life as a Teenage Robot)

My Life as a Teenage Robot is a cartoon that follows the adventures of a robot known as XJ-9 ("Jenny" as she calls herself) and her ingratitude of being an awesome killer robot. Despite the show also featuring aliens, its pornographic scope remained on Jenny. As spectrophiles with Danny Phantom, as long as mechanophiles keep watching My Life as a Teenage Robot reruns, the show will never be truly dead.

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  FYI, Zone made a porn video about rock-people raping Jenny, in case you're into that stuff.

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Synopsis

• Even though cartoons about robots were nothing new at the time (some mecha anime already existed), Jenny's teenage drama made her perfect ship-bait, and her design's simplicity make it easy to turn into pornography.
• Sheldon (the nerd) is a Mary Sue. Not only is he (like the fandom) a mechanophile himself but had he series went on, he would've ended with Jenny.
• The fandom shares a fascination with Metal Arm Rape.
• Robot Jailbait is usually crossover-shipped with other Western cartoon robots (ex: Gir and Cyborg)

Fighting games (Darkstalkers)

Fighting games truly are a haven for fetishists. This is mainly due to the fact that gamers couldn't care less for the characters' personalities so long as they look unique (and fuck does Japan excel at this).

Morrigan		Felicia		Lilith		Hsien-Ko		Miscellaneous

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  On an sidenote, cosplaying as Lilith is easier than cosplaying as Morrigan as Lilith costumes don’t require breast implants
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Pornography-wise, the most popular characters in the Darksalkers series are the batgirl (Morrigan), the catgirl (Felicia), the other batgirl (Lilith) and the purple one (Hsien-Ko).

Catgirls typically display cat-like behaviors such as playfulness, mischievousness and deviousness ^[1], characteristics also generalized with little girls. Considering the catgirl fad originated from the world’s top distributor of lolicon and that it’s a branch of Moe anthropomorphism, it could merely be a pedophilia cover-up. The same can't apply to the Batgirls though; as bats are cold, frightening creatures. For Morrigan and Lilith, their appeal is most likely the fact that they walk around in bikinis and pantyhose.

• Even though Morrigan’s main appeal is definitely her bikini and pantyhose attire, my “catgirl fetishists are pedophiles” theory is only becoming more plausible with Capcom creating the younger, short-haired batgirl (Lilith) and the loli-esque way she’s depicted in porn.

• All this nun and chibi porn that emphasizes on Felicia’s ass seems to agree with my pedophile/virgin/anal sex theory.

Comic Books (Power Girl)

As pathetic as fanatics of cartoons are, it’s nowhere near as close as that of comic book fans. By comparison of both medias, comic book readers are not only statistically older that TV watchers (printed media is older than television) but have less of a life as (it takes much more time to read than to watch, and only people with no life have time). But as mediocre as some popular superheroes may be, and as obsessive said superheroes’ fanatics may be, none compare to that of Power Girl.

Power Girl is the ultimate proof that virginal comic book nerds will popularize any character, no matter how unoriginal or unlikeable it may be, so long as she displays her cleavage as if her superpowers depended on it. It’s hard to believe that these morons get pissed when you don’t call their coloring books “Graphic Novels” yet ignore the fact that this whore is the one millionth Superman clone (as well as the one billionth person related to him) and to make matters worse her weakness was all natural materials.

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  At least Power Girl's design enables fat chicks with big tits to be better cosplayers

Lollipop Chainsaw

Juliet Starling is a cheerleader that fights zombies with a chainsaw, how can someone possibly fuck that up? Well, apparently video games need more than a generic video game whore in a generic video game premise to be good.

Juliet’s pornographic potential is limited only to cater pedophiles (cheerleader fetishists =schoolgirl fetishists = jailbait fetishists = pedophiles) whereas Bayonetta appealed to latex and glasses fetishists.

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Yandere

Yandere relationships are when at least one party secretly loves someone he/she publicly hates. To me people who like yandere couples merely see themselves in the weak member and they deniangly believe that people who clearly state their hatred fro them actually like them.

See Also

• Kitsune Youkai: Guy that made the horribly-drawn Dragon You Over comic
• Palcomix: Furfag website that provided all the Sonic comics with the laughable recolors
• Zone: Homo that wants to be a girl that made some of the GIFs featured in this page