User:GIR Returns

Well, that was some fucking hiatus. 3 and a half years since I last logged in as GoldenIpodRecipient. Made a couple of good articles, then drafted so many that my ass couldn't have hoped to cash them in. Then GG sucked me like Zoe Quinn did to those five guys and only now have I returned. With two stalwarts becoming lolcows, one dead and one alive, this site has become one big pussy waiting to be fucked. Might go somewhere with this, might not. Made this new account anyway.