Toaster fucker phenomenon

The toaster fucker phenomenon is an offshoot of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory that suggests that the internet normalized absolutely retarded and deviant behavior (such as fucking toasters) within socially inept fucktards who would have otherwise outgrown their abnormalities and become normal, functioning human beings. The theory postulates that before the internet, if somebody has an abnormal and debilitating interest, then he would be told to grow up and stop being retarded, but with the advent of the internet, he will now find a niche community dedicated to his interest where he can indulge in said interest with like-minded people and thereafter act like an opressed minority and never change.

	“	I blame the internet. Back in the days before it, we had to learn to live with those around us, now you can just go out and find someone as equally stupid as yourself. I call it the toaster fucker problem. Man wakes up in 1980, tells his friends “I want to fuck a toaster” Friends quite rightly berate and laugh at him, guy deals with it, maybe gets some therapy and goes on a bit better adjusted. Guy in 2021 tells his friends that he wants to fuck a toaster, gets laughed at, immediately jumps on facebook and finds “Toaster Fucker Support group” where he reads that he’s actually oppressed and he needs to cut out everyone around him and should only listen to his fellow toaster fuckers. Apply this analogy to literally any insular bubble, it applies as equally to /r/thedonald as it does to the emaciated Che Guevara larpers that cry thinking about ringing their favourite pizza place.	„

Why toasters?

The term "toaster fucker" originated as an epithet against the nerdy fan base of Warhammer 40,000 who want to fuck the Adeptus Mechanicus.

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See Also

• Clanker (slur)
• Internet Fuckwad Theory
• Mechanophilia

External Links

• Intellectuals discussing the Toaster Fucker Problem
• Intellectuals discussing the Toaster Fucker Problem continued
• r/toasterfuckers ^{(See removed posts: 1)}

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