The Declaration Of Independence

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It says that our country is better than that third world, Shit Pile that you're trying to jump our border to escape from.

See Also

• AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!

• Baseball The Great American Sport no one cares about until the World Series

• Donald J. Trump Our Great God Emperor

• Illegal Immigrant Go back home Wet Back

• Japan They were shown on August 6, 1945 and August 9, 1945 what happens when you piss the United States off when we erased Hiroshima and Nagasaki off their maps.

• Mexican You can stay the fuck out

• Native American Nobody gives a Fuck about them until they're bitching about a Baseball team's name.

• Ronald Reagan Our first Great God Emperor

• The United States of Canada Coming soon.

• United States of America

The Declaration Of Independence is part of a series on The History of The Lulz

[Shut UpSing Me The Song Of My People] In Chronological Order 399BC: First recorded troll-banning 0AD: Knock knock! Who's there? It's Jesus, LOL 571: Birth of Muhahahahahammed 600: Blood orgies 1077: Invention of the meme archive 1100: DEUS VULT! 1337: Start of the Hundred Years War 1492: The Americas are culturally enriched 1573: Tycho doesn't invent the funny webcomic 1605: Guy Fawkes invents terrorism. 1776: The United States tells England to go fuck itself with a polite letter sent from the heart. 1789: The beret is mightier than the crown 1801: Invention of the Triforce 1850: World's first OH EXPLOITABLE image 1865: End of the Nigger Market 1877: Trolling world record broken 1888: First successful mixing of hookers and lulz 1914: World War 1 1927: Teh f1rst sk00l sh00ting 1939: World War 2 1944: The Lollercaust doesn't happen 1945: "Nag? Naga? Well... it's nagonna be there tomorrow that's fore sure." - Harry S Truman 1948: Best Korea is founded (along with Good Korea) 1955: America gets BTFO 1960: Awesomeness of swords discovered 1963: CIA did JFK 1970: Metal music becomes heavy 1987: First televised An Hero 1993: World Wide Web becomes available, Waco 1999: Counter Strike played IRL 2000: End of teh world due to computer errors. 2001: Bush, Saudis, and Jews do WTC 2004: ED founded 2005: Katrina and 7/7 2007: Cho Seung-Hui becomes the King of School Shooters 2011: Utoya Island Swimming School is opened 2013: ISIS founded 2014: Beta Uprising begins 2015: Paris Attacks 2016: Donald Trump is elected president of the United States. (For the lulz.) 2017: Country music is back 2019: First livestreamed kebab removal 2024: Healthcare rage done right 2025: Charlie gets Kirked

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