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Styxhexenhammer666 (Powerword: Tarl E. Warwick) AKA The Buttpirate of Vermont is a once-upon-a-time anti-Christian Satanist pyschedelics vlogger turned "author" (i.e. republishing 100+ year old out of print occult books with minimal editing for easy cash on Amazon), turned Trump cheerleader, turned alcoholic pirate warlock LARPer that commentates on current events from his parents shitshack in the Rutland, Vermont woods. A loud and proud Lolbertarian, Styx wishes that all drugs were legal so he could smoke opium all day and brag on livestream to his viewers about how great his shitty little garden is. Styx has also been a longtime vocal proponent of gay marriage, but swears up and down he's never taken it in the ass. Tarl also swears that he was visited by demons in his sleep on more than one occasion to gift him powers and believes that memes posted on 4chan carry actual literal metaphysical magical power and can influence material reality at a base level, which he deems 'The Science of Occult Memetics'.
When not busy telling everyone how every religion on Earth is actually horseshit except for worshiping the Owl God Stolas (yes, he worships a bird) or proclaiming himself to be God, he's running his mouth with MAGA championing so he can keep getting the trickles of super-chats from the remnants of his 2016/2020 /pol/ audience he picked up during the election cycle while cheer-leading for Trump. Between 2023-2025, he also made appearances on fat grifter/scam-artist The Quartering's live show, looking completely out of place from the panel of guests in his ye olde leather buttpirate attire (complete with tricorne for maximum faggotry). The Quartering even raised enough money to bail Styx out of jail during his first stint in the clink following Styx chucking a phone at the face of his girlfriend (whom he had just groped the tits of on livestream days prior) to get him back on the show, to which Styx repaid him by getting completely plastered and blacked out drunk live on air, resulting in him being banned from further appearance. Styx is also self-admittedly an Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit poster on /b/.
All in all, a real winner at life.