Kevin Afghani

Kevin Afghani is an American voice actor who was elected by the Church of Nintendo to succeed Charles Martinet as the voice of Super Mario after deciding Charles Martinet should be forced into retirement for being too old even though he has stated that he would happily voice Mario until he dies. In the past, Kevin Afghani has also done voice acting work for Genshin Impact.

Super Mario Bros. Wonder

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Kevin Afghani can take a super mushroom and shove it up there.

In 2023, somebody in Nintendo decided the New Super Mario Bros. series just wasn't ADHD-ridden enough and came up with Super Mario Bros. Wonder; a walking simulator with platforming elements that was produced in preparation for the global IQ drop and has been praised as one of the best Mario games by far by fanboys who suck up to it for being the new game and little kids who have never played the classics and have nothing to compare it to; both of whom who have had their brain circuits fried by TikTok and other forms of short-form content. This game is also notable for being the first Mario game Kevin Afghani did work for; in which he voices Mario, Luigi and some annoying flower who never shuts the fuck up. Seriously, this flower will never shut the fuck up because Nintendo really thinks his voice is that good despite how little character and emotion he puts into it. Not only that, but that damn flower clearly doesn't understand the principal of "show, don't tell" because he is constantly explaining what's going on whenever a wonder effect is activated or literally when anything else happens like some kind of narrator with a story-telling capacity tantamount to jingling a pair of keys in front of a baby's face in order to get it's attention. The Super Mario series may have a reputation for being a bunch of "baby games", but even titles like Yoshi's Crafted World with it's clearly childish art direction is still less infantilized than this steaming pile of poorly executed gimmicks.

See also

• Ron Jeremy - also portrayed Mario

Kevin Afghani is part of the following series:

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  Gaming
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  Anime

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See {{Pokedex}} and {{Sonic}} for moar faggotry. Consoles Nintendo Entertainment System • Super Nintendo Entertainment System • Game Boy Advance • Virtual Boy • Nintendo 64 • Gamecube • Nintendo DS • Wii • Wii U • Nintendo Switch Games & Characters Advance Wars • Animal Crossing • Banjo Kazooie • Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg • Bomberman • Buck Bumble • Castlevania • Chrono Trigger • Conker's Bad Fur Day • Contra • Digimon • Donkey Kong • Duck Hunt • DuckTales • EarthBound • Final Fantasy • Fire Emblem • Kirby • Kingdom Hearts • Legend of Zelda • Mario • Mario Paint • Megaman • Metroid • Mike Tyson's Punch Out • Phoenix Wright • Pikmin • Pokémon • Professor Layton • Quest 64 • Shaq-Fu • Sonic the Hedgehog • Splatoon • Star Fox • Street Fighter 2 • Super Smash Bros • Superman 64 • Tetris • Wario • Wii Fit Miscellaneous 3DSPlaza • Amiibo • Bowsette • Can't let you do that, StarFox! • Digibutter.nerr • Falcon Punch • Fantendo • Is This Battletoads • It's a Kirby, Retard • Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge • Hong Kong 97 • Hotel Mario • King Dedede Drooling While Eating • Kirbyraeg • Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich • LINK MAH BOIIIII • Luigi's Death Stare • Miiverse • Mushroom Kingdom Fusion • NintendoLife • Reggie Fils-Aime • Smogon University • Solid Snake's Ass • Super Mario 64 Iceberg • Triforce • What is a man? • Yoshi Art Forums • ZeldaOnline