Hyperborea

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The creative and unique flag of Hyperborea.

A painting of the white man's land that was not inspired by Egypt at all.

Hyperborea (a.k.a. Kekistan 2: Wignat Boogaloo) is a made-up fantasy country worshipped by white nationalists who want to move to this land and turn it into a white paradise.

History of Hyperborea

A map of Hyperborea from hundreds of years ago.

Unlike Kekistan, the idea for Hyperborea didn't come from some forgotten 4chan thread; the legend of Hyperborea is thousands of years old (older than Jesus even) and came from the ancient land of boy-fucking and debt known as Greece. You see, back when Greeks did math and space shit some thousands of years ago, they thought this was the kingdom up in where Scandinavia and the British Islands are today. Of course, none of the Greeks actually wanted to go up there because it's too cold and the boys up there didn't know how to keep quiet, but many different philosophers wrote about Hyperborea, as well as the world surrounding it.

	“	Never the Muse is absent from their ways: lyres clash and flutes cry and everywhere maiden choruses whirling. Neither disease nor bitter old age is mixed in their sacred blood; far from labor and battle they live.	„
	—Some faggot named Pindar on the hard work ethic of the Hyperborean man

Also, the inhabitants were so white, because apparently, ARYAN PEOPLE IS ALIENS!!!!11

Hyperborea Now

Nowadays, Hyperborea is seen as nothing more than a sad fantasy that white nationalists jerk off to, because the place they live in is too full of niggers for them to get any pussy (at least to them). Unfortunately for these sad retarded manlets, their precious land will most likely be overrun by sandnigger rapefugees and Muslim converts, because that's how the shithole we call Europe works.

See Also

• Kekistan - 4chan's original alt-right paradise.
• Europe - Where this land is located.
• White People - The people who think they own this land.
• Muslims - The real owners of this land.
• Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath - Went by "Hyperborea Odyssea Hackeron" on Know Your Meme.

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