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Iskander Khalfin

Iskander Khalfin
Born	ca. 2002
Nationality:	Ruskie
Highscore	1 injured (involuntary)
Style	Single player, FPS
An Hero?	No
Motive	Show his crush that he were brave enough to do a "bold act"

Iskander Khalfin (Искандер Хальфин in russian), was some 17-year-old animecel-emo looking teenager and student who on May 13th, 2019, held a hostage taking at his classroom in Putinstan, before he was V&.

カザン出身のオタク、イスカンデル... I mean: Искандер, отаку из Казани

His VK. Translation of the chats
Iskander's friend: "...pussy with your sausage"
Iskander: "She's alergic to grease" "A bunch of Os"
Iskander's friend: "))))))" "Joke defended"

Our emo main character of the history, Iskander, after his crush called him "coward" and that he couldn't do a "bold act", he, pissed off, entered Kazan School nº7. does the name of the city sound similar to you? Anyways, so he entered his classroom, where literature classes were held and armed with a fake pistol and a knife, said loudly that this was a siege and ordered everybody to stay. The girls in the class pussied out and cried while the boys where freaking out like it was some kind of Vlad fan committing a second Kerch. Iskander told his teacher to go to the blackboard at the back of the class at "gunpoint". His siege was so shit that he forgot that 10 students escaped. While the teacher was mocking him, he didn't do anything to her, while he was standing at the class door. His shitty ass siege ended when police tackled him after they realized that he was so pussy for making a siege at his school, thinking that he could do a similar one like in his favorite anime. Iskander left only one wounded NPC, being the teacher, Tatyana Mukhina, who suffered a heart attack, after his attempt to mocking him was so lame that by stress, suffered that heart attack, but was quickly hospitalized, being the only victim of his shitty siege.

Gallery and Graded Score

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  His knife and the only useful weapon he brought to
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  JUMP!

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 '
Accuracy:	0.5/20 How to wound someone in the most lame manner
Style:	7/20 Not brave enough for his platonic love
Butthurt:	0.5/20 Only 1 news portal spoke about Iskander's fail
Bonus:	-8/20 You are a official coward
Total Score: 0/100 (Z-)

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Wanted Level:

Karen

Iván Arancibia Navarro

Iván Arancibia Navarro
Born	February 12, 1952
Died	December 27, 2011 (aged 59)
Nationality:	Chilean
Highscore	3 dead, 0 injured
Style	Single player, FPS
An Hero?	Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)

Iván Jesús Arancibia Navarro was a 47-year-old teacher from Shitle who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his pendejo students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by recent martyrs) came to the school armed with his 3-year-old daughter and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then swiftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a handgun mouthwash, but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and let off the hook with no prison time.

Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Bare minimum.
Accuracy:	20/20 NO bullets were wasted. Respect.
Style:	8/20 Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student
Butthurt:	3/20 Noone cares about Latinx shootings.
Bonus:	15/20 Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.
Total Score: 49/100 (C)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop