High Score/King of all losers

You not only bet on the ED, but the entire thing.

RANK		LOSER	CONFIRMED KILLS	MISSED SHOTS	RAGE QUIT	YEAR	COMMENTS
∞		William Atchison	2	0	Y	2017	Our own ED admin AlGore spent literal years obsessing over this very page, updating it every time someone so much as shot a stray cat and participating in an act of worship for school shooters like an edgy teenager, only to have his own shooting spree stopped by a sofa.