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another homophobe turns out to be a homo pedo

Gabe Newell? Mike the Great (talk) 10:33, 2 November 2012 (EDT)
not quite as sexy. -hipcrime 17:20, 2 November 2012 (EDT)
Typical GOP candidates are always closet fags or pedos. Hence the name "Gay Old Pedophiles". | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 18:07, 4 November 2012 (EST)

VotN's broken/removed.. wat do?

The Votn Video is not working; It says it's removed due to YT's policy on sexual content..--CrackRabbit 20:29, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

A mirror would work great, but I just put yesterdays up for a hotfix. Thanks for bringing that up. Mike the Great (talk) 20:36, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

Threat Advisory level for Election Results

I was thinking maybe it would be a good idea to change the Threat Advisory Level on the Main Page to show who wins the U.S. election when the winner is decided after the election. For example for Obama, this: And for if Romney wins, I made this: What do you guys think of the idea? --CrackRabbit 15:31, 5 November 2012 (EST)

nice. --Andrés (talkplx) 15:33, 5 November 2012 (EST)
Definitely. | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 19:09, 5 November 2012 (EST)


Well, Obama won.--CrackRabbit 23:39, 6 November 2012 (EST)

Done. | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 00:55, 7 November 2012 (EST)

what are the limits for potn

i'd like to feature File:Birth of dubstep.jpg, but it's a guy shoving a microphone up his ass. is this acceptable for potn? im not sure what is and is not allowed. -hipcrime 20:33, 5 November 2012 (EST)

This goes on mainpage, bro. Lord Tony 13:49, 6 November 2012 (EST)

if this goes, anything goes. Mike the Great (talk) 15:18, 6 November 2012 (EDT)
I agree with Mike +1 NKO SPAZ AT ME HERE 17:40, 6 November 2012 (EST)
+2 (I'm double important) ~Oblique 03:11, 7 November 2012 (EST)
ok, done. fingers crossed. :) -hipcrime 18:15, 6 November 2012 (EST)
Since when did we change from EDT to EST? NKO SPAZ AT ME HERE 01:31, 7 November 2012 (EST)
Eastern Daylight => Eastern Standard. It was last weekend. Mike the Great (talk) 02:33, 7 November 2012 (EDT)

HEY!

What's up with the ponyshit on the video of the now? Lord Tony 21:57, 7 November 2012 (EST)

ED, I am disappoint. User:Expo|Talk|Tools|Email||[1] 00:36, 8 November 2012 (EST)
For the lulz. | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 00:48, 8 November 2012 (EST)
I'm betting £14 that Tony didn't actually watch the video mocking bronies, but instead just saw a pony in the VOTN box, burst a blood vessel, and decided to sperg out here. -Elvis 06:53, 8 November 2012 (EST)
Actually it did nothing but bronies saying "HUR I AM A BRONY AND I LOL'D" bullshit. Lord Tony 20:09, 8 November 2012 (EST)
lol? where? --Andrés (talkplx) 20:11, 8 November 2012 (EST)
Lol you will always get that in the comments of videos taking the piss out of bronies Tony, they do that to make it seem like they are not butthurt, but it doesn't make the video any less mocking. -Elvis 20:23, 8 November 2012 (EST)
The uploader even said it was a joke. Lord Tony 13:05, 9 November 2012 (EST)
Yes tony, it was a joke, that's what we deal in here at ED, jokes. Mocking people. Taking the piss. Please learn. I'm sick of butting heads with you. -Elvis 03:09, 11 November 2012 (EST)

Better image version

Plz move [File:Silver s plan and tails training 4 by lazerbot-d53ce2m.jpg to File:Tails gets trolled chapter 10 4.jpg kthx guise --One With The Lulz 09:03, 8 November 2012 (EST)

Done. - Mr.Jonzz 10:01, 8 November 2012 (EST)

When you click on the featured video, it says "Embedding Disabled by request," and doesn't play.--CrackRabbit 10:13, 8 November 2012 (EST)

now replaced with a mirror. thanks for noticing. :)

-hipcrime 13:15, 8 November 2012 (EST)
Vid was taken down bro. Lord Tony 21:28, 8 November 2012 (EST)
Damn I wish I had saved that one. Anyone have the actual file? --zaiger (talk) 13:08, 9 November 2012 (EST)
Nevermind, I found it.--zaiger (talk) 13:11, 9 November 2012 (EST)

All the links to 4chanarchive.org on ED (on the templates} are broken. Is there some script (that can be run on the wiki) that can redirect them to the chanarchive version?--CrackRabbit 16:06, 8 November 2012 (EST)

  1. you can just edit the template.
  2. chanarchive is being brought to life back by ED since their paypal got terminated and could not afford the server's invoice w/o it. --Andrés (talkplx) 16:11, 8 November 2012 (EST)
I would edit it and add the new links, except for the fact that when I click any of the links to the "4chanarchive" site versions, it takes me to the "404 page not found" page on "chanarchive." So I don't know which thread they originally linked to, because "4chanarchive" used thread numbers in the links, and "chanarchive" uses the first few words of the (archived) thread to make the links. That, and all "4chanarchive" links redirect to the 404 error page on "chanarchive" now.--CrackRabbit 16:26, 8 November 2012 (EST)
didn't you read what i posted? chanarchive is being brought back to life. being implies an action in progress. so you will always get the 404. just wait. --Andrés (talkplx) 16:31, 8 November 2012 (EST)
Oh, ok.--CrackRabbit 16:44, 8 November 2012 (EST)
>your writing is always legible - Mr.Jonzz 05:41, 9 November 2012 (EST)

John McAfee primary suspect in murder case

Sauce: http://gizmodo.com/5959812/john-mcafee-wanted-for-murder

DYK Fact? User:Expo|Talk|Tools|Email||[2] 20:02, 12 November 2012 (EST)

josephevers blog "Wall of Admins" is finally gone.

The "Wall of Admins" is finally gone from Brandt's anti-ED blog. (either that or its' not on the front page anymore.) http://josephevers.blogspot.com/ thoughts?--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 21:49, 12 November 2012 (EST)

It appears to be gone:
But there are still photos of some individuals. --JuniusThaddeus 11:22, 13 November 2012 (EST)
It looks like it is still there. I clicked on one of the links and saw a list of posts. --SadMonkey 20:38, 16 November 2012 (EST)
Which one? I just clicked them all, and didn't see the grid/wall of admins on any of them. There are still some pictures of people on there, but I didn't see the big grid with all the administrators on it on any of them.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 22:14, 16 November 2012 (EST)

Analytics

zaiger, would you please send an analytics report (since we have GA as i've seen) every week or make the data public? It would be nice since the only method we have for viewing some retarded analytics is the view count in the bottom and alexa (which is far from real imo). --Andrés (talkplx) 16:16, 13 November 2012 (EST)

We don't use Google Analytics, we use Cloudflare, and I can tell you hot much traffic we get but I'm not publishing the analytics, that's a huge breach of privacy for the users. --zaiger (talk) 17:29, 13 November 2012 (EST)
<meta property="og:title" content="Encyclopedia Dramatica">
<meta property="og:description" content="In lulz we trust">
<meta property="og:image" content="https://static.encyclopediadramatica.se/_newlogo.png">
<script type="text/javascript">
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  (function() {
    var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true;
    ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js';
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why is that on the html? PD: How much traffic so we get? --Andrés (talkplx) 17:39, 13 November 2012 (EST)
>encyclopediadramatica.ch
It's old code. Anyone ever tell you how fucking annoying you are? You think you know everything but you are wrong 99% of the time. --zaiger (talk) 19:25, 13 November 2012 (EST)
ya OCD can get really annoying sometimes according to ED IRC. --Andrés (talkplx) 19:29, 13 November 2012 (EST)

weev in the news

Jury selection for weev's trial for the At&t/iPad slurping scandal started today. You can learn more about weev and his plight at freeweev.info. --zaiger (talk) 19:21, 13 November 2012 (EST)

He would do well to shave his epic beard...I'm just sayin...juries...don't like beards. *nods*
Presentation is 9/10ths of your court case.
--Onideus 19:33, 13 November 2012 (EST)
Sources say he already has. --zaiger (talk) 23:51, 13 November 2012 (EST)
GUILTY! :( - sauce --SadMonkey 15:30, 21 November 2012 (EST)

Quote Of The Now Suggestion

"Sometimes I like to masturbate big, unnecessary words into my sentences...even if I don't know what they mean." - Cunning Linguist

--Onideus 21:25, 13 November 2012 (EST)


Run Free: the Fake Marathon

Remember Pics or it didn't happen? Well, now there's a kickstarter using that philosophy to try to troll the running community with a fake marathon called Run Free 2013. Backers get a shirt, program and other legit looking runner stuff and are expected to post, share, and tweet about the fake event.

It could be worth watching to see if anyone falls for it despite the fact it clearly has a kickstarter page that spills all the details in the open. --3tails 23:49, 13 November 2012 (EST)

MediaWiki 1.20

I'm not exactly sure which version of MediaWiki that we're using, but I'm guessing that we're not using MediaWiki 1.17 or above. You can tell by comparing the following:

The last version of MediaWiki 1.16 came out in May 2011. Can we please upgrade to 1.20? We're several versions (and over 18 months) behind. --JuniusThaddeus 08:11, 14 November 2012 (EST)

agree. And we're on 1.16 I think. TKN 12:45, 14 November 2012 (EST)
Mmmmm...for what reason? I mean, upgrading simply because there's a new version is like...Mac-tard thinking. Does the new version offer any specific bug/exploit fixes or any relevant new features? Cause otherwise it might actually be a ~bad~ idea. Especially in that the ~newest~ versions often tend to be the most ripe for exploits and such. Usually it's best to kind of stay in the middle, you don't want the latest, but you don't want the oldest either.
PS - New versions are often more BLOATED as well.
--Onideus 13:44, 14 November 2012 (EST)
mw:Extension:Gadgets, wikipedia js, and user:username/global.css / .js TKN 13:57, 14 November 2012 (EST)
well apart from the XSS bugs found, it has fucked us always when we wanted to intall new extensions. (we are using .16 iirc). Also, the API has been upgraded a lot on these new versions, thus making it easier for the coders like me or TKN to do their shit. Ya whatever "new versions are the ones that people more seek for exploits and crap", but seriously, we are running archaic software. --Andrés (talkplx) 14:05, 14 November 2012 (EST)
E said he would when he got so drunk and so high that he wouldn't mind the excessive amounts of work involved. I second this concept. Mike the Great (talk) 02:50, 15 November 2012 (EDT)
Upgrading 4 versions is going to be a huge pain in the ass. All the extensions need to be upgraded/replaced, and any code modifications/changes will need to be redone. I do want to do it though. It might not be for a couple/few weeks but we'll get it done. Christmas break maybe. --zaiger (talk) 20:42, 16 November 2012 (EST)
Um I'm trying to prep for the upgrade and gather all of the updated extensions, but the extension versions only go up to 1.19.x, what do? --zaiger (talk) 21:13, 21 November 2012 (EST)
Can we find an alternative for those extensions, then? If we need to replace some of the tags it is ok because it can be done with the TextReplace extension iirc. --Andrés (talkplx) 18:22, 22 November 2012 (EST)
What extensions? And the 1.19 should work with 1.20 TKN 17:44, 10 December 2012 (EST)

"Hello There Racists" Blog tracking the post-election butthurt Lulz

Tumblr isn't just for hipsters and GIF porn. It's also home to "Hello There, Racists", and man has this site got some serious lulzy goodness. Along with the four high school students in my home state of Missouri, some of who are derpy enough to post their own dox on the Internet, including their drivers' permit with full ID number in view. Many of these guys love to play football, knock on nerds, and take their girlfriends to Walmart on the weekend. The best part is when the NCAA looks over their social networking accounts on Twitter and Facebook--which nobody ever taught them how to customize the security setting our why it is super important to set their accounts to be viewable amongst their small circle of friends--that football scholarship will quickly become a lifelong career of working at McDonald's for the rest of their lives. As for the adults, it's amazing how they learn how to use a computer.--SadMonkey 01:42, 15 November 2012 (EST)

And the site goes down, and then gets back up again, I can't help but think the person is somewhat familiar given their work ethic. Needless to say, when you are posting the profiles of a bunch of dumb white people with Twitter accounts, and they are under 18, the site hosting that information isn't going to approve of it. --SadMonkey 20:34, 16 November 2012 (EST)
This is really funny. --zaiger (talk) 00:14, 17 November 2012 (EST)

Who's messing with my space again?

Hur, My Little Pony intro playing in the background. HURR. Take it out. Lord Tony 21:09, 15 November 2012 (EST)

I'm aware of that tiny little box. Right click - stop download. Try harder. Lord Tony 21:11, 15 November 2012 (EST)
What the fuck are you talking about | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 21:13, 15 November 2012 (EST)
MONOBOOK IS MAGIC! - Mr.Jonzz 21:15, 15 November 2012 (EST)
   
 
(show/hide) 02:17, November 16, 2012 Hipcrime (Talk | contribs | rape) flushed "User:Lord Tony/monobook.js" ‎ (lol requested) (view/restore)
 

 
 

ok Lord Tony. i lol'd tho. -hipcrime 21:18, 15 November 2012 (EST)
Fred your juicy nips are delicious! Lord Tony 21:20, 15 November 2012 (EST)

wow the whole ED must know and care about "your space", the TJC isn't the place to bitch about either mike, tyler or me vandalising your user page. --Andrés (talkplx) 16:58, 16 November 2012 (EST)

yup. Lord Tony 17:42, 16 November 2012 (EST)
...and to think I thought you quit whining like a bitch. You're being trolled with pony shit because you act like such a fucking lolcow when you get trolled, and we're laughing at your expense because you keep feeding the trolls like a dumbass. Grow the fuck up, roll with the punches, or just go scroll very slowly down the Offended page until your urge to whine like a pussy about MLP shit subsides. DarkLordTR 18:25, 16 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR
BUTTHURT ALERT!!!!1 | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 21:29, 16 November 2012 (EST)
That's cool bro, whatever it takes for you to show your love for ponies. Lord Tony 17:21, 17 November 2012 (EST)

Write a Personal Appeal for Donations

We're going to start our 2013 donation drive soon. We'll be serving up a custom page (previews coming soon). If anyone wants to write a "personal appeal" wikipedo-esq style to plead for donations, write one and put it here User:E/2013_Appeals. Must be at least 5 paragraphs long, many many words, and pretty funny. Also need an accompanying image to go with it. --Edgeworth E. Euler 02:25, 16 November 2012 (EST)

And here I was thinking "money pl0x" would be sufficient. ~Oblique 21:34, 16 November 2012 (EST)
THIS!
:D
Oh, forgot, is a lot of words/paragraphs really a good idea? I mean, this is ED we're talking about here, the vast majority of our "audience" is the "tweenage muppet fuck" variety...in other words, ~reaaaaal~ short attention spans. *nods*
--Onideus 17:21, 18 November 2012 (EST)
  • e is making a donation appeal page that needs like 4 solid paragraphs to fill up. We're hoping to raise enough money to pay for the server bills for all of 2013. --zaiger (talk) 18:14, 18 November 2012 (EST)
  • Does it have to be four paragraphs from each user? Or can it be several appeals to a page?--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 20:25, 20 November 2012 (EST)
*sigh* ...okay...this might be slightly cheesy and over the top, but here's some starting fodder to work with. For reference anything between tildas ~ is supposed to be italicized and anything between asterisks * is supposed to be bolded:
We tend to take a lot of shit for granted these days, free speech being one of them. The sad thing is that, although we live in such an age that technology is everywhere, the freedom to do and say as you please within that technology is highly restricted, controlled and regulated to the point that "free speech" is no longer "free". For sites like Encyclopedia Dramatica to exist, to get around that controlled and authoritative dictatorship that is "Big Money", "Big Media", from corporate backed organizations like the MPAA and the RIAA to corporate controlled political puppets that have infested so many governments the world over, the number of places where free speech remains free is limited...and costly. It is because of that cost and because of that control that we strive to keep ED alive.
ED represents not just a no holds barred satirical view of the online world, it represents the nature of free speech itself and the *FIGHT* to keep it alive against insurmountable odds. It's a cause worth fighting for and ~you can~ *FIGHT* for that freedom! Every day, every week, every month, every donation you can make, large or small is another shell in the gun poised against those enemies who would try and deny you, who would try and oppress you, who would try and strip you naked and fuck you straight up the ass with their dictatorial corporate control over your ability to express yourself, to *BE* yourself, to *NOT* be held down, to *NOT* give in! This is ~your~ chance, ~your~ time, will ~you~ *FIGHT* for your God given right to say and do as you please? Will you *FIGHT* against the tyrannical corporate control that seeks to fuck you up the ass with their prepackaged media mind control?
Join the FIGHT! Help us, help Encyclopedia Dramatica, make a donation today, make a DIFFERENCE in the world today!
Probably a bit overdone, but I kinda like the approach, especially in that it's the way I've always viewed sites like ED and why I've always fought to keep them alive.
--Onideus 20:20, 18 November 2012 (EST)
  • Is there still need for more of these? or now that someone wrote one we are done?oddguy 22:01, 20 November 2012 (EST)
Um, I vote for more! Or at least a real good edit of what I wrote, cause uh...seriously, I was partially inebriated when I wrote that. We could probably do better than a half drunken free speech rant...I'm just sayin. I just wrote that shit as something to ~start~ with, not something to ~end~ with. --Onideus 15:31, 21 November 2012 (EST)
  • Okay, I wrote one. oddguy 08:42, 28 November 2012 (EST)

Use this one?

"I FEEL WET!" - Tanner Weed, Autistic guy. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Grindlord (talkcontribs)

wat | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 23:29, 16 November 2012 (EST)
i think the suggestion is to use that article as AOTN? -hipcrime 23:48, 16 November 2012 (EST)

advanced meta/seo

This really only applies to editors and sysops who can edit the advanced meta information. You know how when you rollback it erases all that shit? but not only does it do that but it's also unchecking the follow/index buttons, so make sure you are watching that because it's gonna deindex pages from Google. Honestly, if you see any pages, main space/file/anything with those buttons unchecked, just check them, all of them. And make sure someone is going through the logs to make sure that the pages that were rolledback still have the indexed checkbox checked. Honestly I might just remove the extension altogether. --zaiger (talk) 00:11, 17 November 2012 (EST)

>make sure someone is going through the logs to make sure that the pages that were rolledback still have the indexed checkbox checked. how do we do that? -hipcrime 00:18, 17 November 2012 (EST)
Well the roolback feature is only really useful for when faggots do tons of vandal edits on the same article consecutively. And it unchecking the boxes sucks as it's often left unnoticed. I'll make sure to look for that from now on when I edit, but it's a huge nuisance. If there is no solution it's probably better to get rid of the extension IMO. | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 00:23, 17 November 2012 (EST)
If you go to a page's history you can edit any one of those revisions by clicking on the date. Just edit the last revision before they edited. Also if you look at a user's contributions, you can see which articles are possible to rollback, but then click the history link from there. It's two extra clicks, sure, but for people who aren't me who have actual internet it's not too hard. We haven't had many people trying to make an absolute shitstain out of as many articles as possible in a while and generally undo will do the job there. Mike the Great (talk) 01:29, 17 November 2012 (EDT)
Hip, it is just what we already do by clicking edit and viewing if
Meta settings

Robots: [ ] Index [ ] Follow

boxes are checked. --Andrés (talkplx) 15:37, 17 November 2012 (EST)

Gaza lulz exchange

I've found this article: Gaza War by chance and I think we should feature it considering the circumstances. It's an old article from the old ED, so it's about the previous conflict and needs updating, although considering that Palestine is an endless blood loop people won't notice it. kbthx. --Polmas 08:52, 17 November 2012 (EST)

  • lol we are bombing the shit out of them. And this time i'm not even sure why. oddguy 09:29, 17 November 2012 (EST)
I put it in the BNA. Hopefully someone will update it to reflect the Gaza war 2: Electric Boogaloo, and the attention whoring of Twitter personalities like YourAnonNews concerning it.--zaiger (talk) 18:47, 17 November 2012 (EST)
  • Am I going to have to start watching the news?  — Preceding comment added by Oddguy (talkcontribs), 11:03, 18 November 2012

Two Firefox plugins that are good for picture finding lulz restoration

For the Firefox users of the EDiot community trying to find pictures needed by ED, get these two Firefox extensions:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/google-search-by-image/ (Google Images extensions)

https://www.tineye.com/plugin (Tineye)

I recommend both of these when hunting down full size images of pics we only have thumbnails for on ED.

DarkLordTR 21:33, 19 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

I d/led em, very helpful. Thx. | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 01:15, 21 November 2012 (EST)

Hal Turner Missing MP3 Files

I put a notice about this on the talk page of the article too, but that has much less exposure than here. On the Hal Turner page there are numerous MP3 files with dead links. Does anyone have them around? If so, please upload them kthx. | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 01:14, 21 November 2012 (EST)

ED articles linked to by KYM...

KYM is linking to ED articles in the "Additional References" part of their articles. For example, both the article on Amanda Todd and the article on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). This in turn, probably brings more people to ED. If you create an article on a meme, or something else meme/internet drama related, check if KYM has an article and if they do, click on the "Suggest a Change" to the right of their article and suggest they add the ED article to "Additional References." It will help bring more users to ED.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 20:14, 21 November 2012 (EST)

dis is tru. --zaiger (talk) 21:11, 21 November 2012 (EST)
^ --Andrés (talkplx) 21:12, 21 November 2012 (EST)
Meh, I used to write a lot of articles there... Still have some of the admins and shit on my friends list... I'll go do this when I have a bit of time. Maybe they still remember me. If so, it might speed shit up. I'll give it a shot. oddguy 00:14, 22 November 2012 (EST)
oddguy used to write for KYM. Why am I not surprised? PROFESSIONAL PARASPRITE 08:05, 22 November 2012 (EST)
Yeah seriously oddguy why would you say that? It's like admitting you fuck little boys. Elvis 11:00, 22 November 2012 (EST)
It took me a few months to realize memes are gay... Still, I was able to write that article about Tim Buckley on there, which I am proud of. God I hate that fucker. oddguy 13:08, 22 November 2012 (EST)

There's also an article about ED on there that could use some updating to reflect the fact that ED is still around if anyone's up to it.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 19:03, 7 December 2012 (EST)

2012 (year)

2012 (year) needs fixed up so it can be featured for the new year. this gives us a month to get it ready. add your favorite event of 2012 to the timeline plz. it looks pretty bare. -hipcrime 18:02, 22 November 2012 (EST)

Ctrl+Alt+Delete IS FINALLY OVER!

  • It seems that after over ten years of being the most despised man in webcomics and one of the biggest and most hated douchbags on the entire internat, Tim Buckley had ended his comic CTRL ALT Delete in yet another ham-handed dramatic plotline. Thank got it's over and let's hope he doesn't reboot it or something.

oddguy 06:25, 23 November 2012 (EST)

If the domain goes up for sale, I'll buy it and redirect it to ED. Mark my words... User:Expo|Talk|Tools|Email||[3] 22:43, 23 November 2012 (EST)
What the fuck am I reading? --One With The Lulz 20:04, 25 November 2012 (EST)
A bunch of fucking shit. Seriously bout damn time this crap ended. TheTroks 16:23, 19 December 2012 (EST)

Stupid iPhone

I FUCKING HATE MY IPHONE FAGGOT PLZ RÆP MAH FACE 20:47, 25 November 2012 (EST)

EVERY GOD DAMN FUCKING TIME!! FUCKING IPHONE NKO PLZ RÆP MAH FACE 20:50, 25 November 2012 (EST)
Swap it for three Blackberrys and a Pear. - Mr.Jonzz 01:58, 26 November 2012 (EST)
LOOOOL NKO PLZ RÆP MAH FACE 09:49, 26 November 2012 (EST)
Still, >blogging on the TJC. --Andrés (talkplx) 12:20, 13 December 2012 (EST)
is that Jonzzy? -hipcrime 12:39, 13 December 2012 (EST)

A nice way to reduce animated GIF filesizes (thanks to Mr. Jonzz) for uploading to ED

Since ED has a ceiling of 2MB for uploaded files and some animated .gif files can be far larger than that, I'd like to recommend this website for use when you need to reduce the file size without butchering the quality too much.

This was suggested to me by Mr Jonzz, so if anyone finds this useful, please give him your thanks for finding this. DarkLordTR 12:03, 26 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Or photoshop. I use photoshop. Never trust that Jonzz guy he's a nigger irl. Mike the Great (talk) 14:32, 26 November 2012 (EDT)

QOTN suggestion

"Life is like a jar of pickles. It's hard to open but you can eat pickles for a few days before you need to buy another jar." - MedicalParrot over on EDF suggested for sheer WTFuckery --Moscow 16:12, 27 November 2012 (GMT)

Elmo

This guy has his fist up my ass right now!

someone has dropped a turd into our toilet. if the author does not come back to finish his article, it will be deleted, BUT given the recent allegations, im hesitant to flush it yet. if youre inclined, plz give us a hand with Elmo (or Kevin Clash). -hipcrime 13:22, 27 November 2012 (EST)

I read it, it probably has some potential, but as far as i know, hes a pedophile and raped little boys he meets online NKO PLZ RÆP MAH FACE 13:28, 27 November 2012 (EST)
I tried to clean it up some. It's still a stub and really needs more detailed information, though. --3tails 03:27, 28 November 2012 (EST)
good job guys. :D -hipcrime 14:16, 28 November 2012 (EST)
yays NKO PLZ RÆP MAH FACE 15:24, 28 November 2012 (EST)

"since December 1st, 2004" on front page

   
 
December 10 was the inaugural install and first operational night of Encyclopedia Dramatica.
 

 
 

ED:About

Shouldn't it say "since December 10th, 2004" then?--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 19:32, 29 November 2012 (EST)