Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 23, 2015

	“	[20:38:25] <Ironholds> DarTar, my friend Molly just found a solution to the comscore-tracks-unique-people,we-track-unique-clients problem [20:38:34] <Ironholds> every time someone requests a page, have the front-facing camera send us a photo of them [20:38:40] <Ironholds> use mechanical turkers to decide if they're all the same person	„
	—Ironholds, on Wikipedia pageview definitions