Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 27, 2025

John Earnest

On the last day of Passover, only a month after the Christchurch mosque shootings and exactly six months after the 2018 Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting, it was only a matter of time before that massacre of incredible hilarity would spawn a copycat criminal. John Timothy Earnest^† was a random American 19-year-old loser who became the first disciple of Saint Tarrant after shooting up the Chabad of Poway Synagogue in the name of saving the Aryan race from Jews or some shit like that. He livestreamed it but the dumb cracker set the stream as private so nobody could watch it.

Normally, we'd put the subject's name in bold in the lead section but why bother, honestly? No one will ever remember this guy and he is hardly important. The (((media))) sort of yawned and lost interest after day 1 when it turned out the shooter despised Trump, so there was no chance of spinning it into a Trump-bashing opportunity. Israel cashed in a bit by blaming Arabs but Jews gonna Jew. It barely even sparked any buzz on the old mass shooting meme.

John is only remembered for being the first mass shooter retard inspired by Brenton Tarrant, and even then that is only by weirdos like you and I. Labelling John a terrorist would be an insult to all those who've sacrificed their lives for the advancement of the art; this cocky 8chan twat couldn't even score past a 60-year-old pensioner minding her own business. He is further proof that Californians really shouldn't get involved in anything gun-related.

(( Makes The Couch Cuck Look Good And That's Saying Something ))

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