Charles Norris (real name: Mexican Ray Norris) is a rather boring karate champion, a dedicated christfag, hairy bear, and star of Walker, Texas Ranger which means he's a republican. Norris is also indirectly responsible for an old internet meme, in which he was effectively elevated to the throne of Ultimate Internet Tough Guy by a bunch of fucking nerds and 13-year-old boys. He is a hero to many jock college students who haven't realized that their Chuck Norris jokes haven't been humorous for years ever. He also supported obese nutjob Mike Huckabee in the 2008 presidential election.
