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Islam

ISISlam^☪ (Better known as: Terrorislam, Pisslam, Kebablam, Goat-Rapism, Suicide bombing and many other lulzy nicknames for it) is a cult followed by butthurt dirty, smelly, sand niggers as well as sweaty, stinky and angry shore niggers who had absolutely no idea of how to fit into the 8th century, let alone the 21st century. The niggers who are retarded enough to believe Islam are called Muslims, also known as Terrorists, Muz, Muzzies, Muztards, Mohammedans, Sandniggers, Haji's, Goat fuckers, Jew eradicators, Durka Durkas, Camel jockeys, Dune coons, False caucazoids, Foaming rags, Muzlamic freakazoids, Koranimals and The Kebab. Indons are the largest followers of Islam than any other country.

The terrorist organization was founded by a pedophile that called himself Prophet Muhammad (ﷺPBUAﷺﷺSUWA) (born April 20, 571 AD). After voices told Muhammad that his "religion" is a continuation of Judaism and Christianity and those who followed these outdated religions should be upgraded or pay a tax called "Jizzyah" to continue living as non-Muslims. Since he forgot about Zoroastrianism, he apparently thought that his religion was the third and final in the Abrahamic trilogy, and being the third, it is inevitably the most shitty of the three (think Spiderman 3, The Matrix Revolutions or The Godfather III). in addition, as you would see in the Hajj pilgrimage on Mecca with everyone kissing the "black stone" that Abraham supposedly found, Islam is truly about the worship of an alien meteorite that crashed in this world which just happened to be found by Abraham. the religion has invaded many countries and civilize the shit of them before Liberalism and "Enlightenment" did.

Muslims base their lives off a made-up 1k year old fairy tale book called Teh Qur'an, which is a slightly less lengthy version of Hitler's Bible. Islam is also distinct from Christianity and Judaism because it has its own system of mind control known as "Five Pillars": Allah and Muhammad, 5 Times Praying, Charity, Starving, and Worshipping a meaningless black meteor. All of which are considered obligatory for all Muslims because it is Allah's "will" to take advantage of anyone else when they pound their head into the earth five times a day and don't eat for one entire month.

In Islam, being a faggot and tranny, not covering their whole bodies for women, masturbating publicly, having sex outside marriage, eating and drinking haram foods and beverages, watching porn, and having other haram stuffs, you will be stoned to death, which are fucking cool and agreeable. Islam specialized in male suicide bombers, They are promised 72 virgins for their saintly death fighting the infidels, when vast majority of them arrives to hell, and to their surprise they are given 72 male virgins who will rape them throughout eternity. All women and children (called moving black objects because they dress like garbage bags, but hey at least they're better than sluts, right?) from these Mudslimes countries are either sold as sex slaves or sent to The UK and US to blow people up (but not if we blow them up first!). The men can marry numerous women, hence you can often stop a Muslim man with an infidel woman. Not only are Muslims terrorists and rapists, they are also pedophiles who marry eight year old girls. CP Trafficking is a legal, high-profit business amongst Arabs, which is rapidly on track to surpass their Catholic arch-rivals if it hasn’t already. Any Muslim girl can get raped at any age, because consent is always implied even if it is not necessary. Muhammad even married a 6-year-old girl and had sex with her when she was nine However, Islam may well be an honest continuation of God's word, that is if God is great, Whether by suicide bomb or an heroic murder spree, through making threatening phone calls or through biological, chemical, and/or nuclear terrorism, Islam is well-situated to trolling humanity (mainly Secularists, Nationalists, other "-ists", whole western society, and other man-made ideologies) to certain death.

Liberals such as Social Justice Warrriors claim that Islam is Arabic for "Peace" and therefore Islam literally means the "Religion of Peace" (even cuckservatives such as W believe in this shit) when in fact this is all wrong. Islam is directly translated to "submission", that is to the will of God. it just happened that the Arabic word "Islam" sounded like "al-salaam" which is the actual word for Peace, but for retarded liberals, they sounded the same and therefore just as good. This means they have to stand towards Mecca, kneel their head into the earth and point their arse to the sky, Then they must scream "Allahu Akbar!" and explode on the nearest Jew, Christian, Atheist, or other faggot no better than themselves so that they can go to Heaven and be rewarded with 720 virgin trannies.

In one of the most rage-inducing instances of getting triggered ever, Islam is also loved by Social Justice Warriors everywhere because it's "exotic", and that tickles their twats, when the religion is actually complete and total opposite of everything that liberalism stands for, and more closer to Traditional Christian values than liberalism. However, it doesn't matter because we all know Social Justice Warriors are masochists who have zero comprehension of logic and are enjoying the rape anyway, just ask Angela Merkel or anyone from Sweden.

When you hear the word "Allahu Akbar" you better run the fuck away as quickly as your ass can!

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