The Khanate of Russia is an Arctic shithole, and is quite literally what happens when hell freezes over. It's capital is aptly named Mosque-Cow which is base of operations for Queer Muslim Gremlins that dwell within fortress Kremlin. Mother Russia is inhabited by inbred Communist bear-fighting drunks with nukes for dicks and mail order brides. Now that Russia is an ultra-capitalist pseudodemocracy, the inhabitants are widely considered Euro-niggers. As part of their primitive vodka-nigger nature, they often attack other countries for the lulz because that's what freedom is all about.
