Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 1, 2026

2025

After 2024 gave us Thomas Matthew Crooks, Ryan Routh, and Luigi Mangione, 2025 continued the trend of high-profile assassins with Tyler Robinson, who assassinated Charlie Kirk just for saying things Tyler didn't like.

On the bright side, we haven't died in nuclear hellfire, or maybe we did and the people controlling the simulation felt that they wanted to continue the program and reset it. Let's praise the mighty programmers with an "Amen" and hope that they'll add an extension to the program that gives us an afterlife.

Despite all that's happened, like illegal Mexicans jumping the border to spread brand new diseases, 231 school shootings that no one remembers by kids that thought they'd achieve Eric and Dylan status, and the continued onslaught by libtards that are still trying to convince us that global warming isn't a lie and think they have the numbers to prove it, it wasn't a bad year.

No. Fuck that. It was another shitty year where we have new worries such as "Thanks to 60 years of government mismanagement, will Social Security be there when we retire?", immigrants like Mexicans and ragheads replacing the white population by breeding like mongrel dogs roaming the streets because they don't know what a fucking condom is, and if they do, they still won't put one on or the all-around bullshit that we have to worry about every day.

ED did turn 21, so you crybaby emos out there can put away your razor blades and choose to not become another Christmas season suicide statistic because we depressed you.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

(( 2025 Isn't Dead. It Just Went Someplace Really Far Away Like Your Grandma ))

What have I missed?	Black Christmas 2 days ago	Santa Claus 4 days ago	The Nightmare Before Christmas 6 days ago