Andrew Alan Escher "weev" Auernheimer✡ (weevrabite) smells of rotting turnips, yet incongruously claims that his turnips are ripe and fresh. He is one of those people that is extremely handsome, and has girl-killing powers, but doesn't realize it. Because of this, weev defaults to his comfort zone: being an introverted eDork. But that's A Good Thing™, since if this were not true, all of us fellow eDorks would have never had the pleasure of making his acquaintance. weev is a qualified attorney at lol, with a lol degree from distinguished Bann Towne University.
weev is also a very talented song-writer.
weev is also God.
weev 
rabite) smells of rotting turnips, yet incongruously claims that his turnips are ripe and fresh. He is one of those people that is extremely handsome, and has girl-killing powers, but doesn't realize it. Because of this, weev defaults to his comfort zone: being an introverted eDork. But that's A Good Thing™, since if this were not true, all of us fellow eDorks would have never had the pleasure of making his acquaintance. weev is a qualified attorney at lol, with a lol degree from distinguished Bann Towne University.