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Brenton Tarrant

2019. Just when everyone thought the year would be shit and lackluster, A NEW CHALLANGER APPEARED

Saint Brenton Harrison Tarrant^卐, a.k.a. the Kiwi Kebab Killer, is a heroic IRL JC Denton Aussie troll who took it upon himself to remove the Mooslem filth from a country whose existence was questionable at best. Fictitious or not, all experts agreed that New Zealand was the last place on Earth to find Muzzlims. Before going on his rampage, Brenton posted his manifesto to 8chan and 4chan; there, he namedropped famous Swedish neo-Nazi PewDiePie and Norwegian WoW aficionado Anders Behring Breivik as inspirations. This resulted in massive amounts of lulz and butthurt from the lamestream media who took his massive shitpost of a manifesto at face value, including the ever-trustworthy (((CNN))).

Like every other white devil before and after him, Brenton lacked originality and elected to lazily cover the same ground as ISIS by gunning down unarmed civilians in a house of worship. Perhaps counterintuitively, he believed that this would somehow influence the gun laws in an entirely different country and culminate in a civil war that would end with his ascension to the coveted role of king of the white pplz (though the title has already been claimed by Breivheart). While the lucrative Kebab Removal business is considered to be a well-respected trade, this koala molester shamed the profession by defacing his guns with autistic white nationalist slogans, the names of some dead European cunts, and memes staler than the rice cakes in your grandma's cupboard. Leave it to an Australian to shitpost this hard in real life.

	“	Remember lads, subscribe to PewDiePie.	„
	—Brenton Tarrant, minutes before topping the Oceanic leaderboard.

(( Set Out To Surpass William Atchison And Did But Was Too Big Of A Pussy To Rage Quit ))

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