Michael Flannery is an Internet skiddie who spent most of his late twenties falsely claiming to run LulzSec, thus responsible for the packet rape of 711chan, 4chan, 420chan, not420chan and other sites that nobody uses. Following these events, he told Aussie Police that he continued to forward sick time to over-strained websites such as the entire Playstation network, various computer "security" agencies, and the CIA but he has the hacking skills of a 12 year old. Nevertheless, various media outlets widely reported this as fact even though the only thing Aush0k has ever hacked is his microdong. Currently he is facing federal bragging charges.