Breath of Fire II

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Breath of Fire II (Weebspeak: ブレス オブ ファイアII 使命の子; Literally: Breath of Fire II: Destiny's Child) is a shitty turn-based JRPG by Capcom for the SNES that was originally released in Japan on December 2, 1994, and was then translated and brought to North America a little over a year later on December 10, 1995. Unlike the original Breath of Fire which was given a proper translation by the fine folks over at Squaresoft, the cocky bastards over at Capcom decided to cut out the middleman this time and reap all teh profits for themselves by attempting to translate the sequel on their own – a plan that led to one of the most hilariously botched translation jobs of the entire 16-bit era.

Aside from having some of the most notorious Engrish and typos on the SNES, Breath of Fire II is also widely remembered for being that game that made you want to waifu a catgirl and a goddamn mushroom and for featuring an epic plot about destroying all the Christians before they can convert the entire world into members of their dumb religious cult.

Playable Characters

File:BoF2 Ryu Sprite.png Ryu Bateson

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A descendant of the Ryu from the first game or some shit. He's the motherfucking destined child and it's his destiny to save the world and shit because of course it is. He can also turn into a fucking dragon. He lost his memories because of Alzheimers but it doesn't even matter since he can't fucking talk.

File:BoF2 Bow Sprite.png Bow (Bosch Doggy)

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A fat fucking dog who's a member of the Grassrunner Clan. He's a thief who becomes Ryu's BFF after shit hits the fan in the prologue. His thievery then sets up the game's entire plot as he's framed for stealing the Magic Hood (which he was ironically planning on stealing anyways) and he's forced to hide in a trash can for a third of the game. He uses bows as his weapon because he's too goddamn fat for CQC.

File:BoF2 Nina Sprite.png Nina Wyndia

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A princess of Wyndia who's hated by everyone because she was born with black wings and Wyndians are notoriously racist against nigger-wings. She's a descendant of the Nina from the first game.

File:BoF2 Sten Sprite.png Sten Legacy

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A monkey who joins your party after sexually harassing Nina and Katt.

File:BoF2 Jean Sprite.png Jean (Ekaru Hoppe de pe Tapeta)

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A frog prince who, hilariously, was given an over-the-top French accent in the English translation of the game. Fuck the French.

File:BoF2 Sparshroom Sprite.png Spar (Aspara Gus)

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An ancient and wise Grass Man who has the power to talk to the fucking trees and shit. You'll initially think that you won't use this hermaphroditic tree hugger much since he's the last party member you'll get and he looks like a fugly anthropomorphic onion, but you'll eventually learn that you can fuse him with some of the shamans to turn him into a pink-haired anime mushroom girl – after which, this trap will undoubtedly become your favourite character in the entire game.

See Also

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That game that made you want to fuck a mushroom.

• Breath of Fire - The darker and edgier prequel.
• Phantasy Star II - An RPG that shares some odd similarities with this one.
• Fuck you, I'm a dragon!
• Capcom
• Skyrim
• Final Fantasy

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