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Anti-Semitic Elmo
- Not to be confused with the ✡Jewish✡ Adam Sandler.
Would you believe me if I told you Elmo was secretly a Nazi? Just think about it — red fur, white eyes, black pupils — he has the same colors as the Nazi flag for crying out loud—It was hidden in plain sight and we never noticed! Meet Adam Sandler (no—not that fucking Jew Adam Sandler), who was previously known as Dan Sandler and is professionally known as "Anti-Semitic Elmo"/"Evil Elmo" and "Creepy Cookie Monster" — a cross-country mascot portrayer on a mission to preach The International Jew by Henry Ford and spread unsatiable truths about Hindooz whilst scaring away the tourists of his locale, having toured New York City, Los Angeles, Santa Cruz and even Cambodia.
Disambiguation
"Evil Elmo" is one of the nicknames attributed to Dan Sandler, but this is not to be confused with the evil creepypasta version of Elmo.
In 2025, Elmo's official Xitter account was hacked and started spouting antisemitic rhetoric, but this has no connection to Dan Sandler.
As stated before, Dan Sandler is not Adam Sandler, but he did change his name to Adam Sandler.
Not him.
Welcome to Rape Camp
If a grown man wearing an Elmo costume whilst spouting racist rhetoric outside of toy stores didn't sound creepy enough, just wait until you hear about the rape porn site he used to run called Welcome to Rape Camp. Back in the 90s, Danny moved to Cambodia (as one does) and kickstarted a porn site where viewers could pay to decide what happened to his actresses. Since pornography is illegal in Cambodia because Combodia is apparently still a communist dictatorship, this eventually led to a scandal where Dan was kicked out of the country because the internationalist Jews were conspiring against him and didn't want him to make an honest living. This is when Dan Sandler changed his name to Adam Sandler so that when people looked up his name they would just get results for the actor instead of this scandal. Whether or not Danny, or Adam, has a rape fetish or whether he is just extremely misogynistic is up for debate, but he blamed an ongoing divorce for his misogynistic attitudes and said that it would be a good thing if the site was perceived as encouraging violence against American women, because "I hate those bitches".
You'd think that after this scandal, he wouldn't be allowed anywhere near children, let alone little girls, but he somehow managed to get a job briefly working for the Girls Scouts of America in 2008. Later on during his Elmo arc, he threatened to tell the public that the Girl Scouts organization arranged for sexual encounters between campers and adult men if they did not pay him $2,000,000, for which the internationalist Jew sentenced him to one year of imprisonment for extortion.
Anti-Semitic Elmo sightings in the wild
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See Also
- Anti-semitism
- Johnny Somali - Another traveling clown who is universally hated.
- NoLimitsFun - Another lulzy off-shore pay-to-win porn website.
External Links
| Anti-Semitic Elmo is part of a series on National Socialists Click topics to expand | |
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Schutzstaffel 卐 Ideologie, Tradition, Praxis, und Stolz 卐 Möchtegern-Nazis 卐 Feinde, Verräter, und verboten |
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| Article of the Now August 3 & 4, 2025 | ||
| Preceded by Final Fantasy VII |
Anti-Semitic Elmo | Succeeded by Internet Tough Guy |