1justin

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1justin is seen here with his former egf, LJ User stopmybreath. (Inactive since 2009, damn this shite is ancient history.) Stopmybreath is no longer dating 1justin, and has recently flunked out of college due to rampant drug abuse. She has begun a promising career at a truck stop. 1justin is rumored to be e-dating misoconfused. When asked about the rumor, misoconfused declined to comment.

Hate of Microsoft

1justin, an unashamed Apple fanboy, derides Microsoft in his latest blog entry and also makes an open threat to slaughter anyone opposing his supreme, divinely-imposed, intrinsically-right view[1]:

Seriously, if anyone I know ever buys a non-Apple computer ever again I will punch them in the face and then smash their new shitty computer with a big fucking hammer. - 1justin

When asked about being a "Power User", or a half-intelligent computer user, he responded:

no it's because i want things to just wok as they say i ouwld really rather not have to work at - 1justin

Not only does the reduced grammatical skills and poor punctuation clearly show that 1justin is as intelligent as the blog post shows, it presents evidence that he may even have mild to severe retardation. Yet another testament to the intelligence of someone who so fervently defends their view (Specifically about Apple Computers).

Unfortunate

It is unfortunate that ED does not have an "articles for deletion" area, to get rid of boring, mundane goyslop such as this. He kvetched about microsoft and used to have a girlfriend. Literally how is this notable enough to have an article? I get that this is ancient, and this website is meant to be an archive, but what's the point is forever archiving stubs like this? There is no way to salvage stubs if the subject of the stub article no longer does anything interesting and was also never interesting to begin with.

This is talk page material. Stoic Sigma 2 (talk) 23:26, 13 September 2025 (UTC)

You're right. I'm sorry. I wanted to rant. Also I like your recent WPD post. -Grim.

Contact

• Web — 1just.in (First Archive) (Last Functional Archive)
• Blog — 1justin plays it safe (First Archive) (Last Successful Archive)
• LJ — yesthat1justin, formerly 1justin, which has no successful archives.
• LJ RSS Feed — 1justin_rss (BAWWLEEETED!) (Archive)