Allie Kibby
Allie Kibby: True Facts (with a bit of Trollage)
Allie Kibby is a manipulative, apathetic slut who has been BANNED from weeaboo conventions in the Great Lakes region, like most any Midwest furry con. She is a FAILED cosplayer and a former fursuiter who thought she was a fox. She is also hated by the LGBT community because she CHEATED on and dumped her transgender ex in 2013. She kicked him out of her parents' house after 3 years when he wanted to start Hormone Replacement Therapy.
She is a SEX LOCUST who uses vulnerable nerd men for security and money, CHEATS on them and jumps to the next host victim. She actually plans it so her boyfriends end up homeless, suicidal and destitute so they are out of her way.
She is socially retarded and can safely be assumed to suffer from mental disorders including bipolar disorder and violent fetish sex addiction. She is a self-destructive narcissist with unwarranted self importance. She also suffers from delusions of grandeur (being intelligent, caring or attractive). She has been in counselling for years and only became worse. She also has Daddy issues and enjoys being an emotionally detached SOCIOPATH. Alexandria puts the Alex in Alexithymia. Google it faggot!
Allie is a primadonna and hard to work with. She is generally unemployable because of her behavior and Narcissistic Personality Disorder in the workplace. Like her mother Allie is a "KNOW-IT-ALL" and can't take criticism or respect authority. Former bosses and supervisors refuse to provide references or even allow her on the property because of the problems and drama.
Allie is HATED by previous friends, acquaintances and nerd communities as well as former workplaces. Allie was ARRESTED on November 21, 2016 for harassment. She got butthurt when her boyfriend caught Allie cheating on him with MANY sex partners over years. She twice lost her shit and attacked him when he tried to move out. In her own words she was surprised she never felt guilty about the domestic abuse or being an unfaithful whore, but only felt bad she resembled her brother, Mike, for doing it. Allie is one of the 4% of people who secretly do not have a conscience. This lets her do anything to anyone. She gets away with it because she is an amazing BULLSHIT artist and actress and has tricked family and boyfriend alike over many years. She has tricked many friends for many years into believing she is a woman.
She looks for sucker boyfriends for security and comfort when she told others she wants the single lifestyle to be free to fuck strangers.
Allie's dream is to go to graduate school for business psychology so she can be paid to go into businesses and tell them what they are doing wrong. O Rly Miss Ego? Allie has been called "the bitch" since grade school and celebrates the nickname. All hail Allie Kibby, Narcissist Queen!
Getting to the Bottom of the Bottom Bitch
Allie was a preemie born two months early on September 9, 1990. During these two months hearts were handed out and Allie missed hers. Her mother never wanted the pregnancy. Allie always used and consumed those closest to her. This started when she absorbed her miscarried twin sibling. Now she does it for fun.
She was born to a wealthy Republican family in Michigan. Her mother, Amy, is a tomboy photographer and her father, David, was the megalomaniac owner of Kibby Labs, a defunct Detroit area photography studio.
N00b David didn't know contracts should be in writing. His company was sued into bankruptcy. He worked odd job for about three days before saying fuck it. As a respectable husband he left the financial burden of the family on his wife while he sat home watching Fox News, golfing and going to rallies since the early 90s.
David is a classy man who calls others, like President Obama, niggers.
David's first marriage had 2 sons who cheated on their wives. David later got drunk and married Amy Kemp, an employee of his company. Despite being the company president and 17 year older than Amy, he would harass and stalk her every day until she agreed to a date. They married in Hawaii when a company outing was rained out when they had no better way to spend the day - no shit! Amy regrets the marrying David, but won't divorce him because, she would feel terrible when he died afterwards. Amy hates family events with her parents and David because she "is stuck hanging out with old people." Amy wished she had married an artist she once loved instead of the boss she never loved. Money talks! #Foreshadow
Amy secretly flirts (and more) on business trips and hides money from her husband in separate bank accounts because "the asshole spends too much." Amy always covers Allie's ass. She supported and hid Allie's cheating from her boyfriends and family for years. She also helped with Allie's multiple abortions. Allie says her mother is the strongest woman she has ever known and copied her in every way including her dyke looks, her selfish personality and her inability to be liked by coworkers and peers. Amy and Allie always placated and used David. He never knew the truth of anything that went on in his own home including family inheritances hidden from him or where the bodies from the rituals are buried.
Sometimes the puppet revolts on the puppeteer! Allie regularly lies to her mother to scam money out of the family. Allie has lied about relationships and ex-friends for pity, support and money from them. In 2016 Allie lied about credit card debt to guilt $5,000 from her mother to buy more condoms and AA batteries. She said it's okay to steal from her mother because Amy stole a lot of money from her aunt's inheritance in 2013. Allie received other sums of money and even a sports car, but always believed to be entitled to everything else because she is a greedy worthless cunt. Allie used the same con job to coerce a boyfriend's mother out of $4,000 from his late father's funeral fund. That one wasn't a joke - go kill yourself Allie.
Allie's "Grammie and Pop" are her closest grandparents. Grammie is the quintessential Christian hypocrite who expects people to be good and honest while she spreads rumors and hate about others behind their backs. Grammie is a co-conspirator in several family controversies. Grammie harasses Amy and Allie to volunteer in church events, Bible brainwashing classes and crucifixions. Amy and Allie hate being good Christians and avoid Grammie's invitations to volunteer. Allie only likes Grammie when she gives her money or helps her move. She only tolerates Grammie for her grandfather, "Pop." He is the only redeemable member of the family and has tried to raise Allie to be a lady. If successful, this would have been his third miracle to attain sainthood. He introduced her to her favorite movie: The Princess Bride. Instead of Allie becoming Princess Buttercup she became Prince Humperdink. Pop is dying from Alzheimers and won't see what Allie has become. He has failed as a grandfather to raise her to be clean and respectful. RIP
In 2016 Allie lied to her family about a break up and her criminal arrest for domestic violence, hid how she was an emotionally abusive cheater and conned them out of more money to move and get a new car. Allie's car was totaled the day before the break-up when she gave the keys to a late-20's retarded friend who had never sat in the driver's seat before. Fucktard Allie was surprised when the friend hit a tree instead of running her down for the good of humanity.
In Allie's words she moved out of her home with her boyfriend in 2014 to escape her "emotionally abusive and controlling" parents. Allie also came from a right-wing, redneck family and supports politicians like Donald Trump. She wants a New York State pistol permit and a gun. She illegally used pistols several times in the past, including those of her local fuck-toy, Garrett. What's the worst that can happen with Allie's unstable personality, psychological disorders and violent history?
A Bitch in Time Pisses off Nine
Because she is the only person in the world Allie has always been a failure with making and keeping friends. No shit since she has emotional apathy to any other human beings. People are only tools or obstacles. She pretends to be kawaii and likable fake, and most people don't figure it out until it is too late. Then her lower jaw dislocates and devours men whole.
Her best friend, Elizabeth, graduated with honors and Allie was voted most likely to conceive. Allie envied Elizabeth's high IQ and success since Allie is a stupid dumbass herself. Allie also hated when Elizabeth began dating a manboy named Patrick Dreyer who Allie often called "that asshole she met in the middle of the night." Everyone always hated Patrick and felt Elizabeth deserved better. Allie always felt sexually harassed by Patrick's constant phone calls and she believed he was always trying to fuck her. Allie said the day she was Elizabeth's maid of honor was one of the "hardest days of her life" because she had to watch her best friend marry the piece of shit olchai. Allie was mad at (jealous of) Elizabeth at the bachelorette party when she said everyone except Allie knew about Elizabeth, a devout Catholic, and Patrick having premarital sex! Oh the drama!
Allie has a manchild pal she sexually taunts named Sean. Everyone assumed Allie and Sean shagged, but they always denied it (like she always did when cheating on any boyfriends). Allie is on record as saying said Sean is ugly and is the only man in the Midwest she would never fuck. Allie stayed away when he contracted several STDs from Patrick's sister after a con in 2014.
Allie's female friends from high school hate Allie. Allie heckled one friend she wouldn't ever have a boyfriend because of her childhood obesity problem (which is a medical problem). Another friend hates Allie the Hypocrite after Allie criticized her about an unintended pregnancy and her friend's decision to keep the baby. After all, Allie aborted multiple and considers dead babies as trophies.
Poor souls who once knew Allie in the Midwest furry and anime/gamer convention communities know she's a sneaky, backstabbing bitch. Allie pretended to be a furry or gamer girl. Everyone bitches about Allie being a know-it-all when she has no fucking idea what she is ever talking about. Ever. They saw Allie go to con parties trying to get into guy's pants. One furry community ex-friend lost it when Allie tried to break her and her boyfriend up so Allie could sleep with him. Sharing means caring furfag!
Allie also has an military schmuck named Adam who she lusted over for many years. Over many years they secretly planned to have infantilism and diaper fetish roleplay when he returned from overseas. Allie and Adam talked about this without inviting Adam's wife and children. Stay classy! Allie's ex-boyfriends have confirmed the diaper fetish is Allie's FAVORITE KINK. See above: Daddy issues. Deal with it.
Allie's lying got her to be the assistant to a major con chairman in the Midwest in 2013. She lusted over convention staffers she worked with constantly. There were several complaints. Everything Allie Kibby does is for her Freudian complexes, narcissism and sex addiction.
Allie had neighbors named Kate Miles and Erick Miles. Allie babysat their two boys. She took them for granted behind their backs. Allie used their home for private, sexual purposes many times when she house sat. Once she gave the house key to an out of state man she was sleeping with behind her boyfriend's back in July of 2013 and let him live there for several days alone. Allie snuck away from her boyfriend to have sex there. In 2014 she house sat with her boyfriend and had several mutual friends visit and go through their rooms and belongings. In 2012 Allie's boyfriend and her house sat to hide from her father for several days while she took an abortion pill. Allie's mother, Amy, took her to the clinic to get the pill and helped cover up the (first) abortion from her pro life family. Allie always thought Erick Miles was an asshole and only is still friends with Kate Miles because of their Essential Oils cult.
Allie has been seen firsthand trying to pick up men in Michigan bars from 2014-2016 when she'd be home "visiting." Of course her gullible sucker of a boyfriend never knew any of this. In 2015 Allie took advantage of that dumbass boyfriend to move to western New York since many of her ex-friends and ex-boyfriends socially banished her from the Detroit area.
Working with the Bitch
Allie always fucked up organizations and workplaces. Her know-it-all attitude caused division and fights with coworkers and bosses. Allie always "knew better." Several of Allie's past supervisors will not professionally endorse her. Former coworkers often referred to her as a bitch and did not want to work with her.
On multiple occasions Allie was hired because of her looks and flirty personality. Gee I wonder how she got other jobs...
Allie's promiscuous addiction has always been a distraction in the workplace. She lusted over male coworkers at jobs for years. In 2016 a lot of staff still believe she fucked a celebrity VIP she always idolized. She privately went to his hotel room alone to "help him rehearse lines from a script." This is funnier because Allie's dumbass boyfriend hired the VIP to attend. LOLZ
Allie hasn't lasted longer than 6 months at any job. Allie said she didn't like her bosses, fellow employees were difficult to work with, or she was allergic to the products they manufactured. Allie always had an excuse for everything because nothing was ever her fault. Allie always lied or blamed others to cover up her inability to perform tasks or get along with others. Allie bitched about how her coworkers and bosses bring idiots. At every job.
Allie is an expert photographer better than anyone in history. She argued with real paid photographers about their work and caused problems at professional shoots.
Allie's attendance record has also been a concern. She faked migraines and other health problems to skip work or leave early. She frequently "played hooky" or took extended lunch breaks to fuck men - usually not her boyfriend. One time she called out of work to see her boyfriend's dying father and instead to fuck a douchebag on his girlfriend's bed while she was at work. Srsly.
Health Problems and the Bitch
Allie has many health problems. She suffers from endomitriosis and will never give birth to the next antichrist. She also has high anxiety and constant migraines. Her driving is explained by her incredibly poor eyesight and the fact she is (medically) a woman. She can barely hear with one ear and is unable to run or jog because she took an arrow to the knee. Her two top front teeth are also false due to a curb stomp accident as a child. In 2015 she needed surgery to remove a copper IUD which dislodged and tried escaping the her sand-filled vagina. Unfortunately embryos are the only organisms which can not survive in her Sarlacc.
Allie suffers from many allergies, including acai berry and other people's opinions. Her body is intolerant to hormone treatments, which prevented her from using many forms of birth control or developing into an adult woman. She tried using the pill, but it kept falling out. Because of several reasons she has been pregnant several times, aborting at least twice with two different boyfriends. She had several miscarriages, including the pregnancy of at least one man she was having an affair with.
Allie was addicted to smoking, but has quit in recent years when she found other things on the Internet to put into her mouth. Allie's acne is also a severe problem. She is constantly obsessed with picking her face open until it bleeds so she can bring her inner demons into our world. She tries to cover her acne with makeup, but nothing less than Sherwin-Williams does the trick. She always has acne scars and scabs. Allie is so obsessed with picking at her acne she even picks at the acne of friends and boyfriends as a sort of odd fetish. She also picks her nose because no one picks her.
Psychologically, Allie has a medical condition called being fucked up. She is an emotionally vacant and apathetic fucktard who suffers from severe narcissism, unwarranted self-importance and insatiable greed. If Allie is asked whether she is a pathological liar or bipolar, both of her will say no. Despite secretly seeing a professional psychologist throughout 2014-2015 to find out how she can be fixed, she's still here. It is understood she never truly wanted to be helped. She also saw these psychologists to discuss her nymphomania and her urges to cheat on boyfriends, but cheap counselors are not miracle workers.
Allie believes she knows everything and will not tolerate being corrected in any way. Humility is as foreign to her as abstinence. She can do no wrong and the emotional void of her nonexistent heart makes it very easy for her to walk away after hurting even those closest to her. Any time she fakes guilt or sadness she is actually pretending to feel what she believes is expected of a human being (although her human disguise could use some work). She does not understand if she had empathy or sympathy she would not do what she did and does. She believes she has loved, but later admitted it was just lust or respect - often admitted years later. She has never loved a partner because she can not give of herself for another. For this reason she will never escape her "3 year Curse" which goes as follows:
Year 1: "Yay! I found a new sucker and he'll fuck me! FOR FREE! Time to bang him while I find a way to breakup with my actual boyfriend and blame him for it!"
Year 2: "I'm sick of this guy, but aren't I supposed to feel something for him? Some obligation? Time to hit the Whisper app again and see who's free this evening! Better not get caught because he pays rent..."
Year 3: "I was over my boyfriend 4 years ago and I like these other guys I've been fucking! How could he do... whatever he did... I should break up with him! Time to wait until the worst possible time to leave him devastated and homeless! I don't even remember his name, but he better give me money first! He'll fall for it. What a champ! Mom will back me up. NEXT!"
Allie sleeps around and must always be in a relationship because she needs a comfort zone while she explores. Parasites can not survive without a host and she has not been single for over a decade! She naively believes she will find new emotions in new men when can's feel emotions at all. In 2014 Allie used an anonymous chat app called Whisper to find men for anonymous sex while her boyfriend was on business trips or at work. She was once caught on Whisper using the Whisper nickname "Yaddah_Bronze." This nickname was prior used by someone pretending to be a man to share pornographic pictures of panties to arouse other men in anonymous conversation. Maybe it was her, maybe it wasn't. Coincidence...?
Allie suffered from anorexia since high school when she was over 50 pounds lighter. She believes she suffers from body dysmorphia, but that's really how she looks. Allie has always hated her mother for pointing out weight gain. Allie never liked it when someone talked about the elephant in the room. Over time Allie quit exercising and, as of 2015, her typical diet consists of soda and high calorie snacks (chips, ice cream, cookies, anonymous protein shots). She has gained more weight since 2015 and is beginning to resemble her mother.
Sex on the Bitch
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
Allie's sex life is the fifth sign of the Apocalypse. Her sex life began with controversy as a teenager. Allie and her boyfriend both lost their virginity when he was over medicated and unconscious. She fucked him. He complained she raped him for his (and her) first time. This is called drug facilitated sexual assault. What sounds like trolling is completely true. Great start, retard!
Allie suffers from self-confessed nymphomania and an obsession to be controlled violently and recklessly during intercourse. This includes multiple partners without any emotion. She enjoys whips, chains and being called "slave" so much Lincoln tried to emancipate her. It is important to discern between acceptable BDSM fetishes and Allie's severe and dangerous behavior. This downward spiral led to physical injuries - which she enjoyed. Allie's uncontrollable desire for sex from new and unknown men will continue to put herself in dangerous situations. The rest of us will lol.
Allie told an ex-boyfriend the 2015 story of sneaking away from him to meet an anonymous man from the Whisper app at a coffee shop. YES - she is so brazenly arrogant she bragged to her boyfriend how she cheated on him! She went into the man's truck in the parking lot and was forcibly mouth-raped. She told the story very proudly. After all, it's batshit insane to think picking up anonymous men on dating apps and asking them to dominate you sexually is dangerous, amiright???
In her own words, she enjoys the thrill and adventure of random partners, sleeping around and "getting away with it" with a boyfriend. A man named Nykko secretly visited Allie many times at Allie and her boyfriend's Michigan apartment. They fucked countless times on the boyfriend's favorite bedding and on the bed Allie's Christian grandparents gave them. Allie introduced Nykko to her boyfriend in 2015 as her gay friend. If he was gay, then Allie was a nun. They brought Nykko back to their apartment to hang out and he had to pretend it was his first time there. Allie said it was a thrill to see how far she could go without getting caught. Nykko always regretted what he did, but Allie kept lying to him to get him to unzip. It says something when one of Allie's fuckbois told the ex-boyfriend. Even Nykko knew she is a manipulative liar, was disturbed how apathetic towards her boyfriend she was, and even how she wanted the "sleep around" lifestyle while maintaining a comfortable lifestyle using a boyfriend. It's a bad sign when your own sex toys turn you in!
Allie often enjoyed pleasuring herself naked with several devices on the bathroom floor when her boyfriend and her had friends or company over. She was no longer allowed to do so on the kitchen floor after breaking several mop handles. She had sex in the driveway of a previous employer and on an employer's sofa in his private home. She always enjoyed the thrill of the risk: Condoms preferred, but not mandatory.
Allie's father choked her during a fight as a teenager. She hated him, but liked it. Later in high school Allie and her boyfriend snuck away to a motel room so she could be gagged, blindfolded, tied up and choked for hours and "used" as a cum dumpster. She loved it! She always looked for a Daddy in her boyfriends, friends and even teachers or instructors. Allie flirted with male role models in college and self-defense instructor who invited her out several times.Allie is a sexual potato. Her partners become uninterested over time because she expects her partners to do everything while she is "submissive" and just lies there. The only way to solve this is for her partner to play the Poke Flute. Sex is always for her and no one else. She also had a nauseating smell from her vagina which made it difficult for a partner to perform while holding their breath for all 90 seconds. After all, a venereal petri dish (maybe with HPV?) and a fetal cemetery isn't going to smell like a spring garden.
Allie always cheated on boyfriends and had unprotected sex with men she had met online. She argued she always used condoms, but this isn't true. Even with her limited intelligence, Allie would never had been pregnant as often with so many partners if she did. She took the word of stranger danger men she met that they were tested for STDs and were clean. #BitchBeGullible! Afterwards she had unprotected sex with boyfriends without any concern or respect for their safety. Allie's self-destruction always put her partners at risk, but she always "came" first.
Allie's reckless and extreme sexual tendencies were always most important in her life. Her daily schedule was set around trysts with men behind her boyfriends' backs and masturbation. From 2014-2016 she had more than 5 consistent sexual partners behind her boyfriend's back in addition with any "short term" arrangements. During then Allie had sex with these men over 100 times when she went out to see "friends," do errands or when her boyfriend was on a business trip. Try this again - OVER 100 TIMES. She was surprised he dumped her and moved out when he found out. No shit, retard! Bravo! Now get the bleach!
Just like a punchline in a Kevin Smith movie, Allie was house sitting for her useful idiots, Kate and Erick, and invited a man she regularly fucked to deliver the pizza to her boyfriend's birthday party in 2014. She got to keep the whole tip! lulz
The succubus always needed the sexual attention of those around her. During the funeral of her boyfriend's father in 2016 several family members became uncomfortable when Allie fought for the attention of two of his father's older male friends. She wasn't satisfied with there only being one stiff on the occasion. In the Real World things like this get a slut blackballed, but that only aroused her.
Allie has 20+ sex toys of different shapes and sizes as part of her gang rape prep kit. These include several strap and chain sets for her bed, cuffs, a rape whistle for her boyfriend, a travel vibrator she always keeps in her purse (with its own dedicated USB power supply) and uses while at work and driving, etc. Srsly. There's a reason the Energizer Bunny hasn't been seen in years. She bought a big black dildo in 2014. When her boyfriend found it she said it was a "gag" gift for her best friend, Elizabeth's, Bachelorette Party. She said she gave it to Elizabeth, but she still has it and uses it to this day for nights Whisper doesn't get her "extra sausage" delivery right.
Allie cheated on her boyfriend of only a few weeks in 2013 with a man who invited her out several times for private motorcycle rides. No surprise. The relationship status on her Facebook account is reserved only for her cover story.
Darwin Awards: Dating Allie Kibby
It's said a person's character can be judged on how they treat their exes. TL;DR She has no character. None of her ex-boyfriends want anything to do with her. The same is true for the families and mutual friends of exes. Allie burns every bridge and stays friends with men she was having affairs with. Kind of tells you her priorities, huh genius? She likes to carry spares. Allie knows new "boyfriends" don't know which friends are there for sexcapades so she can cheat with safety! Allie's life is a tragedy of errors and she will always be ultimately alone.
Allie will always abandon every man. She is a psychopath who tried to get one ex admitted into a psych ward to get him out of her house to have another guy in to live with her and her family. She tried to kick him out on the street while he was beginning to transition and when he had no family or place to stay. Even her parents felt bad and gave him a few weeks - which pissed her off.
Allie "never quit a job unless she had the next job lined up." She did this EVERY time with each boyfriend. Congratulations asshat - you guys are sex batons! Multiple exes became homeless as a result of Allie. She never cared and never will. Exes are a liability. Encyclopædia Dramatica to the rescue!
She is a con artist and manipulator. Allie lied to dying family members of boyfriends on their deathbeds. In 2011 she promised one boyfriend's dying grandmother she would take care of him. Then she cheated on him, lied about why he was being dumped and then kicked him out on to the street. In 2016 she promised her boyfriend's dying father (who adored her - a side effect of the chemo) she would help the family and be there for her boyfriend through everything. She was sleeping around while he was in the hospital, WHEN HE DIED, and several times between then and the funeral. She said she was also planning how to abandon her boyfriend before and after his death, including how to dump him without him figuring out she was sleeping around. She was caught three weeks after his father died. THREE. WEEKS. Allie Kibby: Humanity's epic fail!
Allie abandoned one of her boyfriends in 2013 when he began going through transition. She said she supported him and attended the transition counselling with him, but cheated on him and then dumped him after 3 years because she didn't want "that shit" in her life. Allie says she is progressive when her family is not around, but the midwest LGBT community doesn't agree. Allie never learned actions have consequences nor can she outrun the Internet.
Homewrecker Allie and the "No Wynn" Situation
Here's drama queen Allie's epic fail for the entertainment of the entire Internet! Here is the story of how Homewrecker Allie gave up everyone and everything to become a mistress to polygamy and got caught!
Allie met a corrections officer and firefighter named Garrett Wynn in the summer of 2016. Their bullshit story is they met in a supermarket and then got coffee. She wanted another fuckboi while her boyfriend was distracted with his father dying from cancer. Garrett lived with his girlfriend, Colleen Richardson, for 6 years, but wanted another girl added to his rotation. Garrett was also seeing other women while he was cheating on Colleen with Allie and both were too super retarded to figure it out. Allie made a regular diet of Garrett jizztini starting in August 2016. The bitchtard and fattard thought they fell in love. Statistically, the filthiest cheaters make the best long term partners.
Allie Fugly and Garrett planned to dump their partners and live sloppily ever after - or at least until they met the next prey in frozen foods. Their plan was for each to hide their infidelity, blame the partners for the breakup, and move on guilt-free. They gift-wrapped emotional devastation and homelessness for each loyal partner just in time for Christmas! After some help from Hooked on Phonics Garrett started writing a breakup letter to Colleen. This took several weeks because of multiple syllable words. Mistress Allie continued staying with her boyfriend because, in the faghag's words to Garrett, the boyfriend was a sucker she used for comfortable living while she lived out her secret life as the community sperm bank. She even confessed she only stayed with him the last two years so she had a white knight to rescue her from Michigan where she is reviled. Classic Allie!
Allie was attracted to Garrett's salary. Allie will always dump a boyfriend when there's new prey with a higher salary. Garrett is also a compulsive liar and manipulator and Allie was too naive to notice. They lied to each other regularly, but don't know it because of the Downs.
Allie's boyfriend stayed at the hospital overnight the evening his father died. She was too busy getting greeked by Garrett to answer the phone. Allie later was too busy discussing which collars were more stain resistant to help her boyfriend while she was with him choosing a coffin for his father. Thumbs up to a classy cunt!
Allie and Garrett were caught cheating because of Allie's boyfriend. Now PROUDLY adding "mistress" to her resume, Homewrecker Allie tried to force Colleen out so Allie would be promoted to bottom bitch. Garrett chose to stay with Colleen right before Christmas after Allie turned down being in a polygamous relationship with Garrett. FUCKING SHOCKING, RETARD!
Always a respectable feminist Allie wanted to share Garrett's choad, but did not accept Colleen's terms to be his secondary fuck toy. Allie wasn't allowed to stain Colleen's sheets anymore. In her own words, Allie was proud to be a mistress and homewrecker. She wrote a letter to Colleen apologizing for the situation, but said she didn't care and would ruin her shit to get Garrett nevertheless. ::Slow clap for human decency::
Allie's years of infidelity caught up to her right before Thanksgiving 2016. She accidentally left journal entries of her promiscuity out where her boyfriend found them. No joke - she wrote daily diary emails to Garrett to say what she liked best about getting the Falcon Punch during yesterday's lunch. Her boyfriend packed, broke up with the tainted clusterfuck and left. Allie tried to save face with friends and family by saying she broke up with him, but this was a vintage AlLIE. In a classic example of rotten apples not falling far from the fucktard tree, Allie's mother told her she royally screwed up - not because of the cheating but BECAUsE SHE GOT CAUGHT!
The hotard's pride could not handle being dumped first. Her boyfriend packed while she was asleep and told others before she woke up. This was the day Allie attacked him twice and was arrested (she is scheduled for criminal court in 2017). In the entries Allie discussed in vulgar detail her slave fetish sex life with Garrett, her plan to use and abandon her boyfriend, the many other sexual partners she had behind his back over the years (She was admitting more outsiders than North Korea!), and what small mammals were still stuck inside both of them from the night before. (Update: PETA has been notified.) The boyfriend forced Garrett to confess what he did to Colleen. He planned to not tell her.
The boyfriend was his own special brand of retard. After Allie, the Neighborhood Bus, cheated on him and he and moved out, Allie's ex-boyfriend still communicated with her (and her new phone number) and visited often. He was looking for his self-respect he must have left behind. She secretly gave him updates of her family's legal revenge ideas. She hid the ex from her family because she enjoyed the sympathy and moving money they gave her. She also lied to her family attorney who was helping her after her arrest. Allie sent many text messages and pictures from Garrett and her mother to him. She backstabbed so many loved ones she needed to buy new cutlery. The ex visited several times during the week and they went out often (fondue, a jazz bar, an aviary, the free STD clinic to renew their vows, etc.). From December 17-18 Garrett hid from his used body pillows and made his (third) final decision. That weekend Allie lied to her family, friends and Gary and spent the weekend with the dumbass ex. She made phone calls with her father, mother, and grandmother in the car while her ex listened! He spent several evenings at her place. Allie hid this from Garrett so as to not out-hypocrite the hypocrite. The white trash dickhead chose his real life girlfriend over Allie and gave her a (not so) final shame-fucking. She immediately called the ex to come over even before the bukkake on her face cooled. Minutes later she was caught on Whisper picking up new guys to fill the "void." The ex spent the next two overnights with her in bed. She gave him Garrett's key to the apartment where the ex once lived. The ex caught Allie lying again. This was when he finally tripped over his dignity, picked it up and left for good.
Hey Allie - His karma ran over your smegma! She tried saying she left the ex because of emotional abandonment, but the opposite is true after she was caught. Mutual friends have abandoned Allie and she was banned from some public events. Allie insisted her ex also cheated on her. Evidence says he didn't, or didn't much to matter - especially when compared to a harlot whose gaping cooter is a check-in location on Facebook. Later - and in writing - Allie admitted the relationship failed because of her problems and dishonesty.
The Bitch and her Super Magic Psychic Powers
There's no point in arguing over the reality of the supernatural or metaphysical. However, Allie truly believes she can harness her spirit energy and create shields which make her immune to the stress, negative energy and human rights of others. She believes she is a gifted empath (like Bruce Jenner!), but she is just really apathetic.
She REALLY thinks she was always possessed by an evil spirit her entire life and blames it for her behavior. She is even a cum dumpster for the dead. She believes she was safe at her family home because her kooky aunt secretly warded the house against evil without Allie's parents finding out. Allie also believes her dead dog is guarding her while she sleeps. She may even be possessed by her miscarried twin brother, like a bad video game with Ellen Page. Maybe that explains the bipolar disorder and bull-dyke personality, appearance and mannerisms!
She uses crystals and warding spells she learned in Dumbledore's Army to stop her possession demon from turning her into a bitch and fucking strangers. ::Facepalm:: She also can cast spells to make her heart and soul disappear, but she hasn't learned how to bring them back. Allie believes she is the target of spirit hauntings including animals and her late Aunt Irene. She can sense great disturbances in the Force (which are never accurate). Allie genuinely represents the world of the paranormal about as accurately as Buffy the Vampire Slayer or The Craft. She is utterly delusional and it's fucking great for lulz!
Allie answers to the following names:
Alexandria Kibby
Alexandria Patricia Kibby
Hello Mister
Allie Patricia Kibby
Hey! Taxi!
Alexandria P Kibby
I'm buying
Allie P Kibby