Neil Gaiman's Sandman

Neil Gaiman's Sandman, notice - the next sentence really hurts our collective soul to say but it must be said, Neile Gaiman's Sandman is probably the greatest thing ever put to print by a batshit crazy insane Scientology weirdo that believes in Xenu.
Before we go anywhere, it should be noted that this article refers to the Neil Gaiman, Vertigo, character of Morpheus and not the DC character "Sandman" who runs around in a gas mask and slips roofies into Wommins drinks.