Computer science

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Computer science is a branch of science focusing primarily on pretty much anything that can be done on a computer. It is attracts a wide population of neckbeards because A)money B)How easy everyone thinks it is to makevideogames C)Consistently misleading examples of hacking in pop culture D)money E) Cool looking gaming computers F) People like playing videogames G)Mark Zuckerberg of H) All of the above.

Computer scientists are an advanced form of fanboy.

Ironies

• Many computer "scientists" drop out because of the math workload
• People who do weasel through are often a far cry from "scientists"
• Computer Scientists, contrary to popular belief, do not "tighten up the graphics"

Skill Requirements

• A ME, IQ, and MA of 12 or more AND a PB of 6 or less
• Penis of 5" or less
• Must know at least one programming language from each of the major families. And no... HTML doesn't count, fags
• Get lame jokes such as "Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?"
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Science: Determining the Best

Moar info: Microsoft Windows.

Find a computer scientist who will do a side-by-side, iteration-through-iteration, byte-by-byte comparison of Windows and Mac, KDE and Gnome. It never happens — BECAUSE NOBODY COULD LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO GET THROUGH A HELLO WORLD, BYTES ARE SMALL NEWB. Either the person is an open source, wannabe-humanitarian, anti-capitalist fat fuck on a mission to save the world, or a money-grubbing Windows-using Jew.

See Also

• Computer Science III
• Neowin
• Slashdot
• Unix beard
• Nef Quintero

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