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Myyrmanni bombing
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Myyrmanni bombing looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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The Myyrmanni bombing was a bombing that occurred in Vantaa, Finland, in Myyrmanni shopping mall. A bomb carried by Petri Erkki-Tapio exploded at 19:36 killing seven, including our hero. 166 people were injured, including 10 kids who came to watch a clown performance. Infortunately the clown survived, fucking clowns get out of my life!!!. The motive of the bombing wasn't determinated, but we all know that he did it for the Lulz, becoming a hero for all us.
Petri Gerdt
This Furry was described as a calm, delicate, friendly, isolated, vibrant and friendly young man who used to play basketball and make bombs in the yard of his house when he didn't have other shit to do. He had no friends but his own sister, not even with his basketball hobby, where he was very good. Petri, as any average user of ED, was alone and marginalized, and most of his contacts were exclusively on the internet. At school, Petri was intimidated and discriminated, and it was worst in high school, where no one interfered because Petri denied the bullying, so his father couldn't do anything but sit on his sofa and eat popcorn watching football. Petri did moderately well at school and had a great interest in nature and chemistry, this last would be the subject he would study at the university, before becoming a hero and a pride for all finland.
Doomsday
19:30: Our hero sits on benches near the site of the explosion. The backpack containing the bomb is next to his feet at that moment.
19:36 The bomb explodes, killing him instantly and annihilating 6 others (You could do better!)
Theory
There have been many theories about the explosion, but nobody cares, so I'll give mine:
HHHHHEEEEEEE DDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDD IIIIIITTTTTT FFFFFFOOOOOOOOORRRRR TTTTTHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 6/20 (Injured 166) |
| Accuracy: | 19/20 Didn't kill the clown |
| Style: | 9/20 Bombs fanboy |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 |
| Bonus: | 20/20 originated more conspiracy theories than 9/11 attacks |
| Total score: 69/100 (B-) | |
