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Maybe I should have killed four or five hundred people. Then I would have felt better. Then I would have felt like I really offered society something.
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—Charles Manson
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FPS, Single Player
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*weighted rank (1 kill = 3 injuries = 1 point)
**efficiency rank ( (kills / (kills+injuries) ) * 100 )
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FPS, Co-Op Mode
Bomberman
Microsoft Flight Simulator
How to High Score
- Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
- Play video games and listen to metal. They will train you to kill better.
- Leave behind lulzy statements and media so that you will be remembered. Nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
- Kill people who have absolutely nothing to do with your problem. They still deserve it.
- Offing yourself does not count as a kill, but it does make you an hero.
Notable Losers
- Mr. Saari, 10 kills / 1 injured
- Jeff Weise, 9 kills / 5 injured
- Satan Claus, 9 kills / 3 injured
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen, 8 kills / 12 injured
- Robert Hawkins, 8 kills / 4 injured
- Jared Lee Loughner, 6 killed / 14 injured
- Steven Kazmierczak, 5 kills / 23 injured
- Nghtmrchld26, 4 kills / 5 injured
- George Sodini, 3 kills / 9 injured
- Brenda-Ann Spencer, 2 kills / 9 injured, and was immortalized in the song "I Don't Like Mondays" by the Boomtown Rats.
- Jason Rodriguez, 1 kill / 5 injured, follow up of the Fort Hood Shooting.
- Raoul Moat, 1 kill / 2 injured, now worshipped by Chavs across the country
- Robert Butler jr, 1 kill / 1 injured
- Asa Coon, 0 kills / 4 injured