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Jessi Slaughter/Intro
—Jessi Slaughter via Tumblr | ||
Jessi Slaughter ("Kerligirl13", powerword: Jessica Leonhardt) is a disturbed 11-year-old girl posing as a 16-year-old, potential Maury guest and chronic sufferer of GOTIS. Jessi wants you to know that she is so much prettier than you, has more friends, and more people like her and so mature for her age that her parents, Gene and Dianne, turn a blind eye when it comes to her extracurricular activities: partying until she passes out, fucking until she bleeds and telling anyone and everyone who'll listen all about her crazy life on YouTube.
In mid-July, 2010 Jessi's considerable body of work came to the attention of 4chan's Parental Advisory Board who -being the diligent, conscientious, upright e-citizens they are- thought that her unprotected Internets shenanigans were cause for concern and that the authorities, (if not her seemingly asleep-at-the-wheel parents), should be alerted to what appeared to be a case of either negligent parenting and/or a cry for help from an out of control youngster acting out in cyberspace (where noone can hear you scream).
Backstory
4chan originally got interested when a /b/tard put down the bong for a few moments and stumbled across the video, starting off yet another "you rage, you lose" cancer thread causing it to quickly go viral. While most agree that /b/ is not anyone's personal army, much like when someone hits a cat, they joined together and immediately flooded the comments with RAGE and hæt. The resulting shitstorm gave birth to the lulzcow that is Jessi Slaughter.
The typical pattern of birthing this lulzcow has progressed since last Thursday. Anon trolled several of her accounts and through the use of extensive investigative journalism her dox were discovered and shared.
And So It Begins
Originally, the video was posted to Tumblr by two straight edge girls with gaping holes in their ears, named Autopsical and Caged Owl. It was spammed thousands of times to other Tumblr users, which inspired our muse to respond with a heavy amount of GOTIS using her whorish good looks. The power of Tumblr and /b/ led to the rampant sexual obsession). In turn, Jessi went into full defense mode, using her formidable wit to deploy sharp "comebacks" in an attempt to look super cool and awesome, while of course failing miserably.
Since getting on YouTube and making threats was so effective at dissuading trolls from harrassing her, the attack didn't end. Anonymous' talented Internet Detectives used their powerful skills of deduction to find Jessi's Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace. As an eleven-year-old whore, Jessi accepted all friend requests; even from accounts with ridiculous names, such as I.P. Freely and Pedobear (SRSLY), resulting in anons obtaining her email address and place of residence.
With this, anons shifted into a full-out Pizza-and-UPS-box-attack on the hapless target and numerous Craigslist whores in the area were recruited to pay her a visit. Finally, moralfags started their usual screaming of unfair play, finally bringing an end to the raid's momentum, much to the detriment of everyone's collective lulz.
She then decided to make a Tumblr account that was subsequently deleted, in order to helpfully show off her ex-girlfriend from the 4th grade and claim she "haz moar titz than u!" while posting pictures in bikinis with a pushup bra underneath.
You Dun Goofed
As if Jessi hadn't had enough, she released two new videos of herself crying hysterically while her father (a distant relative of Yosemite Sam) and his awesome child-molester mustache (molestache) going completely ape shit bonkers, screaming at the computer over the IRL and OL trolling they've just endured, despite previously stating: "You know what? You don't faze me!" while addressing her 'haters' in her first video. Throughout the new videos, Jessi cries that: "her life is ruined" and that she's "going through hell", while her father spits out instant classics such as "you dun goofed", "I've backtraced your emails" and that the "cyberpolice are on their way". The result of these actions means that "the consequences will never be the same."
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Lulz were had by all. Despite the fact that the original thread 404'd, over 9000 new threads soon followed and even a musical mixing of Mel C with her dad and his consequences was spawned. In an attempt to stop the hate, she deleted her MySpace account.
Much of /b/ already hopes for Jessi to be their next An Hero, but that is unlikely since she was soon seen back on Stickam, smiling, whoring and telling everyone shes 'fine'. How and why her parents didn't set fire to her computer right then and there will forever be one of life's mysteries and probably a better question for the Child Services to waste time on.
Internets Reaction
Within a day or so, The Daily Anti-Lulz ran an article on their blog. Surprisingly enough, they wrote a fairly balanced and non-hysterical story on the subject, although it is filled with lulzy quotes throughout, such as:
—Sounds like fairly solid advice. | ||
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Despite the fact that the Gawker article itself is relatively objective, the comments section of the article is an absolute goldmine of trollable liberals. Unfortunately, one needs to 'audition' and be approved for commenting like it's a fucking orchestra, and any hint of attempted lulzmaking or trolling will lead to an almost-instant banhammer. Nevertheless, it's worth seeing how the pretentious NORPs react to something Internet nerds see often. Most are absolutely shocked that an underage girl would be stripping on the Internet voluntarily without realizing that her semi-nudity is barely the biggest issue. Fact is, if she had just gotten naked and kept her stupid trap shut, she'd likely be beloved by the same people who want to make her disappear forever right now.
Beyond Gawker, /b/ has still been on a seemingly nonstop Jessi Slaughter post-fest, with a related thread polluting the front page on nearly every refresh. Most anons are asking for noodz while the rest are either looking to cause more grief to her and her family or be moralfags by talking about how she's just a little girl and should be left alone.
Failblog posted the reaction video under the title "Understanding of the Internet Fail". The comments section exploded with moralfags and white knights whining that it wasn't funny to make fun of a spoiled brat or her technologically impotent daddy. Members of 4chan came quickly to get a little attention by trolling the NORP commenters.
On July 19th, Urlesque picked up on the story as well. While the article does make one-dimensional "oh no, they shouldn't have harassed her" statements to appease the NORPs and soccer moms who frequent the site, the article in effect states that she was asking for it.
—Couldn't have said it any better. | ||
Moar info: Adrian Chen.
Some Troll's Facebook message to the mother (was emailed to me by my friend Anonymous)
"Your daughter: Distributed nude photographs of herself. Went on a live cam chat and performed all sorts of sexual behaviors. Made threatening youtube videos towards people she didn't like/who disagreed with her/said mean things about her
The "brain slushy" video was of her talking about putting a gun in someones mouth and pulling the trigger.
Personally, I blame you and your obviously meth-addicted husband, and was 100% involved with the actions taken against your daughter. This wasn't cyber-bullying, this was a group of proactive individuals trying to smack a little sense into a kid who's quite obviously getting zero discipline from you and your meth addicted husband.
This is not a threat.
This is a fair warning.
If Jessi does not have her internet access revoked, by you. Then I will be forced to compile as much evidence against you and your husband as necessary and will be contacting child protective services to the effect of having your daughter removed from your household.
Responsibility should not fall on anyone's shoulders besides your own. I am not responsible for what happen to your family, nor is anyone else who was involved in the actions taken against you.
You are responsible.
I do not want to see your daughter anywhere on the internet for the next 4 years. I do not want to open my favorite image board sites or photobucket and stumble across disgusting photos of your daughter.
You are responsible for your child's well being.
You failed to maintain said well-being.
And... Now... You've suffered the consequences.
And they'll never... ever... be the same."
Police Protection?
Gawker continued its Jessi Slaughter coverage with a story on her alleged need for police protection. According to Gawker's sources, Jessi and her family have been receiving death threats, resulting in Jessi's being taken into police custody and placed in a safe house for a short period of time. Apparently, a judge also took the necessary action by banning Jessi from the Internet; something that any parent who isn't on a 24-hour-a-day meth- and Jack Daniels-fueled stupor would already have done. Unfortunately for Jessi (and the entire world), the order only lasted 3 days, at which point even more faggotry can be expected to emanate from the bowels of Dunnellon, Florida.
Gawker conducted a brief phone interview with the parents, who opened their mouths and subsequently eliminated all doubt about their mental state. When her mother was asked about the "brain slushie" video, her response was: "I haven't seen it... I don't even go on the computer."
As the interview continued, Jessi's parents claimed that they were "under 24/7 police surveillance", with the father further expressing that he just "wants his life back" and his "daughter's life back". If there's one thing that the interview made clear, it's that Jessi's parents are completely oblivious to the irony that the choices their out-of-control daughter's made are directly responsible for the absolute shitshow their world has become. Jessi's father admitted that Child Protective Services became involved, which is also "something they never wanted".
Hyperbole
—An update according to the Florida Sheriff's department. | ||
The update goes on to say that they are only investigating the possibility of pornographic pictures of her online, as well as a few prank calls that referenced them, implying that the family may have been exaggerating the situation a bit. If you left a mean comment the cyber police will find you!