Flaggot

A flaggot is a butthurt moralfag who reports an image as inappropriate, despite the fact that it doesn't violate the site's terms of use. Being incapable of withstanding honest competition, these fucktards would rather censor an opposing viewpoint than present their own case convincingly. As a general rule, they deem it their divine right to protect the world from everything aside from their own lethally retarded point of view.

Very few words can adequately convey the utterly contemptible nature of the homegrown online flaggot. Simply stated, such individuals are the writhing, maggot-infested sewage at the bottom of the internet cesspool. They are worse than the Wikipedo, the Anti-Scum and the Trollfag put together.

Modus Operandi

How do these shit-holes operate on the intertubez? Well, here's a basic outline:

It starts out when some reeking asshole finds something they don't like - completely harmless shit, like Jailbait or Hot Lesbian Sex. Being a butthurt faggot who doesn't believe in free speech, he hits the report button, then creates an army of sock-puppets, flagging literally everything as inappropriate, regardless of whether or not it's against the rules. As the bogus complaints pile up, the mods figure "better safe than sorry" and Delete fucking everything for the lulz.

This kind of shit is rampant all over the webz, but is especially prevalent on Weeaboo hosting sites like DeviantART, YouTube and Flickr. Innocent people are frequently banned over clearly inoffensive material involving barely legal teens and barnyard animals. The worst part is that the MENTALLY DEFECTIVE admins don't even bother checking the facts. They're so fucking trigger-happy they just delete anything flagged as JB, even if it's completely harmless. Shit, they'll even ban you just on the suspicion of posting JB. And if they can't get you for so-called prohibited content, they'll LIE THROUGH THEIR TEETH and file a false DMCA notice.

Flaggots have a natural tendency to congregate in circlejerks, infesting websites like flies on a shitheap. Needless to say, ED has been targeted by these mutherfuckas for at least a hundred years. A few even managed to acquire sysop privileges, contributing to the fall of Encyclopedia Dramatica in 2011.

Confirmed flaggots

• Michaeldsuarez: Former ED sysop who deleted all the jailbait from Encyclopedia Dramatica in 2010. Currently serving as an admin on TOW, systematically buttfucking the site with his self-serving brand of moralfaggotry.
• Herostratus: Yet another batshit crazy TOW admin who spends 18 hours a day slapping deletion requests on anything he considers inappropriate. Was recently desysoped fucked in the ass after being outed as a closet pedocunt.

General reactions

“   As far as I'm concerned, these CUNTS are the lowest form of shit on the face of this planet; every last one of them should be rounded up and BUTTFUCKED with a rusty chainsaw.   „     —User commenting on the vanning of Teens No Rules.     “   IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR ALL DEVIANTART FLAGGOTS: Sorry - don't like what you see? Then STFU and GTFO. There; problem solved for everyone, you lying little fuckers.   „     —User commenting on covert flaggotry on DeviantART.     “   This video is no longer available. Some FUCKING FAGGOT complained and got the whole channel shut down. Way to go, FUCKTARD: eat SHIT and DIE.   „     —Another satisfied customer expresses his gratitude on YouTube. Previous Quote | Next Quote

See also

• Moralfag
• White Knight
• Feminism
• Faggotry
• Anti-Editing Club