Mary

Mary had a little Lamb.

You searched for "Mary?" Just "Mary?" Seriously? What kind of idiot are you? There are tons of Marys! But the only ones we care about are:

• Mary Alice Altorfer: Paranoid Texan who accidentally the pools closed.
• Mary Bale: Some old bitch who put a cat into a bin for the lulz.
• Mary Jane: Weed.
• Mary Kate: One of the Olsen Twins.
• Mary Sue: Perfect womyn who will make you that sammich first time you ask. Sadly, does not exist.
• Mary Lee Walsh: Chris-Chan's arch-nemesis, and semi-final Boss of the Internets.
• Mary Moon: World Famous Camwhore. Noodz abound!
• Mary moon eSchwa e-rape: Mary Moon got raped? Over the internet? Don't ask me, shit was tl;dr.
• Virgin Mary: The Holy Mother of God.

Be more specific next time!

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