Model M keyboard

The Model M keyboard is an input device built by IBM, Lexmark, and Unicomp that will last for over 9000 keystrokes. Many Model M keyboards come with removable keycaps which easily can be changed around to confuse a n00b who doesn't know how to type. Fags/failures usually avoid these keyboards because they are not strong enough to press the keys, or are afraid of the loud tactile feedback.
History
The Model M keyboard is a newer version of the Model F keyboard that was developed by IBM for Nazi Germany that was used with the computers that kept track of the Jews.