Modern Warfare 3

Modern Warfare 3 also known as Camp: the game 2 is the upcoming successor to the best selling series Modern Warfare. Of course, it is due to release months from now but it is destined to be utter shit like all the rest of its predecessors.

Multiplayer

All anyone cares about. Infinity Ward will introduce new game modes to further please the aspie and/or ADD ridden fan base that will reach out of sheer fanboyism to buy anything with "Call of Duty" or "Modern Warfare" branded to it.

Game modes

Team Deathmatch - Point and shoot at the opposite team. Just like before.

Kill Confirmed - A useless Copypasta of TDM, but you now have to pick up a downed teammate's dogtags to score points.

Capture the Flag - Run, walk, run some more, walk, repeat until you capture the flag. About 99.999999% of the time you will get killed by a camper/claymore upon touching it.

Domination - Campfest. 'Nuff said.

Search and Destroy - AKA "Search and don't go for the objective and camp" or "Trollfest". Lame as ever.

Team Defender - Capture the flag except you get points by guarding the flag carrier. Apparently so skillful.

One in the Chamber - OMG ITZ DA RETURN OF TEH MOST TENSESEST GAMEMODE IN YER LIEF!!!1!!!!ONE!!!!

Weapons

Assault Rifles

• M4A1: Infinity Ward at least got this shit stick's name right again, but srsly this gun isn't even supposed to be in here as all US army units are equipped with shit liek the SCAR-H/L so how this gun is in the game is anyone's guess.
• M16A4: As if 2 games weren't enough, then this at least 100 year old fuckstick returns for another round of making Rednecks cream themselves by pretending to be in the US military.
• SCAR-L: Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V of the SCAR-H from MW2. 'Nuff said.
• CM901: An unwelcome Eurotrash copy of the M4A1, but IW could have done a quick research about replacing the M4A1 with this shit, but probably were too busy fapping to gay porn to care.
• Type 95: The very first Chinafag gun in the CoD series. Though srsly it's shit.
• G36C: This modern day Nazi weapon returns to shit all over 'Murkan society and plug American whore's holes with their Nazi chrome cocks of justice.
• ACR: A faggy 'Murkan copy of the G36C that's somehow in the same game.
• MK14: This shitty plywood with a trigger weapon should be classified as a pneumatic abortion device. At least in this game IW got the name of the MK14 rifle right instead of the non existent M21 EBR name. Once again this shows that Infinity Ward is slowly learning.
• AK-47: Infinity Whore'd manages to rectify their great fuck up by making this shitstick not a last level reward, but still it's unlocked at such a high level that it's still a very uncommon weapon on the battlefield, unlike IRL.
• FAD: Looks, sounds and preforms like a fresh, steaming dog shit. 'Nuff said.

Sub Machine Guns

• UMP45: Let's hope Infinity Whore'd doesn't fuck up big time with this gun liek they did in the game this mod is downloadable for.
• MP5: The uncircumcised MP5k returns to overshadow it's Micropenis brother and be used commonly in stealth based loadouts.
• MP5k: Will not be used as it is overshadowed by it's niggerdick brother the MP5.

See also

• Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, which this game's source code is ripped off of.
• Modern Warfare 2, which it's source code is also ripped off of.
• Call of Duty: Black Ops, the franchise's previous game.
• Aspies, which is required to play.
• Shit, which the game is, due to what the prequels indicate.
• Virgin, everyone who plays it.
• Griefing, which occurs.