Modern Warfare 3

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Modern Warfare 3 also known as Camp: The game 2 and Battlefield 3's little bitch is the upcoming successor to the best selling series Modern Warfare. Due to release months from now, Modern Whatever 7 is destined to be utter shit just like its predecessors.

Multiplayer

All anyone cares about. Infinity Ward will introduce new game modes to further please the aspie and/or ADD ridden fan base that will reach out of sheer fanboyism to buy anything with "Call of Duty" or "Modern Warfare" branded to it.

Game modes

Team Deathmatch - Point and shoot at the opposite team. Just like before.

Kill Confirmed - A useless Copypasta of TDM, but you now have to pick up a downed teammate's dogtags to score points.

Capture the Flag - Run, walk, run some more, walk, repeat until you capture the flag. About 99.999999% of the time you will get killed by a camper/claymore upon touching it.

Domination - Campfest. 'Nuff said.

Search and Destroy - AKA "Search and don't go for the objective and camp" or "Trollfest". Lame as ever.

Team Defender - Capture the flag except you get points by guarding the flag carrier. Apparently so skillful.

One in the Chamber - OMG ITZ DA RETURN OF TEH MOST TENSESEST GAMEMODE IN YER LIEF!!!1!!!!ONE!!!!

Gun Game - Kill players to advance to other weapon tiers. Troll tip: Knife someone on their last tier to get a funny hate message!

Weapons

Assault Rifles

M4A1: Infinity Ward at least got this shit stick's name right, but seriously this gun isn't even supposed to be in here as all US army units are equipped with shit like the SCAR-H/L by now, so how this gun is in the game is anyone's guess.

M16A4: As if two games weren't enough, this at least 100 year old fuckstick returns for another round of making rednecks cream themselves by pretending to be in the US military.

SCAR-L: Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V of the SCAR-H from MW2.

CM901: An unwelcome eurotrash copy of the M4A1. Infinity Ward could have done some research about replacing the M4A1 with this shit but the dev's were too busy fapping to gay porn to care.

Type 95: The very first chinafag gun in the CoD series. Though seriously it's shit.

G36C: This modern day Nazi weapon returns to shit all over Americunt markets and plug American whore's holes with their Nazi chrome-plated cocks of justice.

ACR: A faggy 'Murkan copy of the G36C that's somehow in the same game.

MK14: This shitty plywood with a trigger weapon should be classified as a pneumatic abortion device. At least in this game IW got the name of the MK14 rifle right instead of the non existent M21 EBR name. Once again this shows that Infinity Ward is slowly learning.

AK-47: Infinity Whore'd manages to rectify their great fuck up by making this shitstick not a last level reward, but it's unlocked at such a high level that it's still a very uncommon weapon on the battlefield, unlike IRL.

FAD: Looks, sounds, and preforms like a fresh, steaming dog shit.

FAMAS: French forces appear in this game, but all they do is wave white flags at the Ultra-nationalists and hand out free garlic bread as provisions. It was only natural that MW3 was to include this.

Sub Machine Guns

UMP45: Let's hope Infinity Whore'd doesn't fuck up big time with this gun like they did in the game this mod is downloadable for.

MP5: The uncircumcised MP5k returns to overshadow its micropenis brother and be used commonly in stealth based load outs.

MP5k: Will not be used as it is overshadowed by its niggerdick brother the MP5.

PP90M1: A Strange looking weapon that's shaped like a noob tube instead of a true SMG.

P90: A bullpup SMG that has an insanely large mini-Machine gun sized mag. This gun is made of hax.

PM9: An Uzi replacement that sucks about as much as the original. Like the Ipod ripoffs.

MP7: Another faggy Eurotrash weapon. Seriously, those nazi weapons had way too much sex.

AK-74u: Infinity Whore'd trolls again by putting an Assault rifle in the SMG section. Now everyone ages 5-18 thinks the AK-74u is an SMG instead of an Assault rifle carbine like the M4A1 is to the M16A4.

Vector: Infinity Ward tried to make this glitchy showoff shit look legit by giving it a matte black finish and other tacticool shit. Only included so there could be an Americunt SMG.

Sniper Rifles

Barrett .50 Cal: Players can carry 2 of these 14 kilo snipers while shooting without taking their arms off, sprinting and jumping out of windows.

L118A: A modern copy of the L96 from Black Ops, was included for the same purpose of those SWEET QUICKSCOPE CLIPS!!!!1!!!ONE!!! Also included as the Britfags were buttsore that they were using Nazi-trash MP5s.

Dragunov: Moar liek Fagunov amirite? This shit actually looks legit by having black tacticool furniture like IRL for once.

AS50: A faggy replacement for the M14 EBR rifle from MW2. Those who can't use the three other Snipers use this shit stick.

RSASS: The next step down the shitscale. Those who cant use the AS50 use this piece of crap.

MSR: Another Bolt Action rifle for those quickscope clips. Those who can't use the L118A1 use this thing.

Light Machine guns

L86 LSW: This shitstick returns from MW2 like most other shit in this game. The design once again is so ugly they had to tweak some of the visuals to pass it off as commonly used in the Britfag military, thought they all use the MP5 anyways as German technology is superior to England's.

MG36: A copypasta of the G36C but in LMG form with an insanely large mag and fuckall recoil. This gun is also made of hax.

PkP Pecheneg: Another Chinafag sounding gun in the CoD franchise. Copy of the RPK from the last game.

Mk46: The unwelcome replacement of the M249 SAW. This shit shares the same statistics as the gun from CoD 4 also!

M60E4: Another shitty return from Modern Warfare 1.

RPD: As with the bullshit situation from MW2, this gun is still being used in the 2010s while it was replaced by the RPK74 way back in the '70s.

M240: Same bullshit situation as the Barrett .50 Cal. This is a bulky HMG IRL which cannot be fired without a bipod, yet it handles ingame like it's made out of plastic. When will IW ever learn?

Shotguns

USAS-12: Has a small as fuck mag size and is the first Korean gun in CoD.

SPAS-12: As with the M4A1, this fuckstick shouldn't even be in this game as it's been long replaced. It is basically copied and put into this game with still insanely large range.

KSG 12: A Russiafag shotgun, this game has so many semi auto shotguns, like what the hell.

AA-12: Theres already a shitty similar shotgun to this ingame which should take this crappy showoff shit's place. Once again fallacies in research can be put down to excess fapping on Infinity Ward's behalf.

Striker: This thing takes about an hour to reload from empty as it did in the last game. It's South AIDSfrican anyways, so it would be very AIDs ridden.

Model 1887: Infinity Ward tried to make this at least 100 shotgun from the Wild West look legit by touching up the Iron sights and giving it Black synthetic furniture. But in true fucktarded fashion they aren't fooling anyone.

Handguns

Since Machine pistols are available, these handguns still will not get use.

USP .45: The return of the Universally Shitty Pistol, or the USP for tryhards.

P99: A Nazi-trash replacement of the M1911 exclusively for this game. Has a rate of fire as fast as old people fuck.

MP412: A shitty revolver.

.44 Magnum: ANOTHER shitty revolver, instead has a wooden grip instead of black synthetic grips to make it look like a Redneck weapon that it is IRL. As usual this shit token handgun can be fired at idiotically fast speeds.

Five Seven: A Belgian M9 Beretta replacement that doubles as an emergency infield dildo kit.

Desert Eagle: Any criticisms that can be leveled at the other 2 revolvers can be aimed at this wrist cracker. It now is completely black instead of half black half silver to try and make it look ordinary.

Machine pistols

FMG9: A machine pistol that looks alot like the Famas.

MP9: A reskinned TMP from the last game put into this one. The only difference being the reload animation.

Skorpion: To make up for the misidentification of the AK-74u, Infinity Whore'd rightfully places the Skorpion in the correct category of a machine pistol, because they realized it's shitty mag size doesn't make up for it's mass flaws.

Protip; Slap Extended chodes to have a spare pocket SMG.

G18: Seriously, this Austriafag gun has nothing going for it except that shitty magazine size.

Rocket Launchers

SAM launcher: The SMAW and the Stinger are just reskins of each other.

Javelin: Fails even more than it did in MW2 when it comes to doing anything.

XM25: A 'nade launcher that explodes behind targets, going to be an epic trolling device, probably useful for taking out campers hiding behind doors.

M320 GL: A Noob tube that's snapped off of an Assault rifle and stand alone. Rendered obsolete by the original M203.

RPG-7: A Troll's best friend. Always should be fired to the ground at the start of a Hardcore match.

AT4: A reskinned RPG-7 that fires more accurately, though none of that matters since you will be sniped from far away and miss.